dear_mun | Jun. 17th, 2012

Jun. 17th, 2012

[She is giving her mun a long-suffering look. Fairy testing? Really? Is that supposed to be amusing? Or ironic?

No. It's just stupid. Stop it, Mun.

By the way, where's Peter?]

prepared_to_burn

Not only do you want to take me to a city created by Norse gods, but you want Mycroft to come as well. To make me live with him. While concealing from John that not only am I not dead but also that I'm in the city at all. Points one and three? Tolerable. Point two? No.

I don't care that you think it'd be "fun." Life with Mycroft? Never fun. Dull on the best of days, exceptionally irritating on most. Occasionally infuriating. The only part of this idea that is remotely acceptable is having someone there whose identity I could assume for anonymous messages. Even that isn't worth the annoyance of dealing with Mycroft on a daily basis.

Reconsider.

That is not a request.

SH

mischieves

Ooh, it must frustrate you at how fickle your attempts at understanding me are.

[ A cool regard, a slyly spreading grin.] Well, go right ahead, girl. Give it your best shot.

traitor_to_heaven

Dear mun,

Hnn.

I see you finally noticed.

[ ...

Sigh. ]

You've never been active in 'fandom.' You avoid games with too much 'crack,' you call it. You certainly have never socialized much outside this place. You rarely use museboxes. And from what I hear from the others in your mind, you almost always wish for other cast members, or at least close family.

None of these habits are conducive to the latter.

I am unlikely to disappear. You needn't act swiftly on my account.

teratologist

So glad to see you settling in with me, but now we've come to the part where you truly grasp what it means to be me. It's not adventure, excitement and longevity; there is loss, pain and the inability to save all I would wish.

My life is a double edged sword, as you now know. Every interaction is complex for me, I lose far more than I would ever want; abnormals, friends, lovers, family...

We mustn't dwell on the loss though, that is key. We forge ahead, we make life meaningful and in so doing we honor the lost. Now you understand this, you can choose to continue or choose to abdicate, I would not hold it against you.

[Oh No Helen, I'm in for the long haul here.]

Well then, excellent. Let's decide what we do from here, shall we?

yardbird

Yeah, I'm aware of what day it is. You don't need to remind me.

Uh, thanks for the card... I guess...

ephrambrown

What, I'm supposed to be grateful because I don't have it as bad as everyone else in your head?

You brought me out just because of this?

That's not funny and it's still a stupid holiday.

calcoolating

The possibility of it happening a second time... Hoho.

Perhaps I misjudged you, though I will have you know that your attempts at cruelty are not going to have the effect you seem to hope for. [ a lie, of course. ]

By all means, do your worst. I am quite finished at this point.

hungry_like_the_wolf

No I don't want to talk about my dad or how he kicked me out or the creepy incestuous crush Fran has on him. But, if your forcing me to, here goes nothin...

Hey dad, go fuck yourself. If you ever coming looking for me the only present your gonna get is a beating.

~~Love,~~

Gavril

thepaleslayer

[There is a GIANT FUCKOFF SHARK. By giant fuckoff, we're talking upwards of a hundred feet long, with a dorsal fin like a sail. He sounds unimpressed, voice a dry, flat monotone.]

You would do well to first decide whether you wish me dead or not, pup. And once you have made that decision, contemplate whether I may not have more urgent business than your brief songs. Recall who I am.

~Ed'rashtekaresket

impureserenity

Mun,

What a splendid place, filled with fresh pets for the picking. I think I'll enjoy my stay, now.. all I need is daddy.

Wicked Lady ❤

commanderbuzzcut

I'm... not sure if I appreciate the user name. But thanks all the same, I guess. But you have to understand something.

I'm in a place where just about everyone is telling me I'm living an iminent doom. A headspace? Is that what this is? This is even more crowded than the refugee camp at the Citadel. By a long shot.

In any case, you'll have to understand my reserves about being here. It isn't exactly rocket science that I'd feel like this when this place is crowded and most of the people in here are telling me about being put through torture and the most awkward situations ever.

And I'm not even about to ask why.

justanothercop

Oi, you're not the only one who is going to be haunted by that image for the rest of your life. However, all the fuss you're making on Plurk seems a little much.

[Thinks it over and then re-reads his mun's Plurk -

( cut because of not exactly work-safe word-age )

......

Let us never speak of this again.

[OOC: For the curious, I'm working my way through Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. As for the episode - not saying which. I'll leave that as a treat for the brave to discover.]

teenagebadboy

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nineintheafternoon

So, what? You don't think my "voice" is strong enough? HOW IS THIS?! Better?

I'm all for that canon review you keep thinking about, though! I'll kick your butt like I always have~ <3 (I'm all for the 80s music you keep playing tonight too!)

Just... if you do send me back to Paradisa when all's said and done, can I please be able to hear this time? It wasn't any less annoying for me than it was for you back then, I promise.

notmygrandfather

Okay. So where are you going to app me?

... well, I kinda want to get away anyway, especially if, like you said, my family won't notice when I'm gone. I want adventures like the twins, you know? Yes, I've had some adventures, but ... not lots, and none like theirs. So don't be surprised about my acceptance!

N-no, don't tell me about the war, and older!me, and all that ... stuff. I like being twelve. Let me stay twelve.

relictusdeus

[In a rare moment of unsmiling, non-aggressive seriousness with the old mun, the Forgemaster firmly states his thoughts on his mun's perpetual hopes of Julia or other familiar faces showing up.]

'twould be better she did not.

[She belongs not in this cage is what is left unsaid, but it hangs in the air, sensed by his mun. He glances aside, his jaw slightly tense. And then, suddenly, he changes the subject and wills a wry laugh, shutting his eyes briefly]

How strange that I should almost come to miss the Belmont's presence. I should have liked to watch him crossing paths with dear Drusilla, however short-lived the battle would be... But, alas... [He lets it hang for a moment, sounding disinterested.]

...'twas the girl whom reduced her to ashes.

[Buffy, he means.]

Of course, 'tis but a matter of time before Drusilla rises once more and floats about the village looking to gorge herself on some fool. A creature worth observing, perhaps... [A deep, soft chuckle.]

strider_pride

hey
so happy missing dad day
if i had a dad id be glad
but i dont
so i wont say it
and with that im going legit

powerpackattack

Oh boy. You really shouldn't try to rush on this one.

I know you're worried about running out of time, but it's more important to make sure you really know what you're doing before you try to start. That other universe sounds a lot more complicated than mine, and you're outta practice, mun.

Uhh...still, don't get upset about it, or anything. Sorry. Just try to forget about your schedule for the week, and do as much as you can if you get the chance, okay? It'll work itself out. Not even Julie could read all those books in one night.

countupyoursins

Yes, I'm aware of what today is. Reminding me isn't necessary - I do miss Akiko, but she's got plenty of very capable people to watch out for her. Including herself.

Now move along. You've got more important things to be doing than bothering me.

goldentouch

I know my own dad's not likely to show up here, so I'll tell him this myself later, but Dojima?

If you're reading this, happy Father's Day. Take a load off, you've earned it.

cruel_kindness

...Oh, why the buck not? Happy Father's Day, Discord.

stoneblind

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wasneverasked

[Helen has a bundle of daisies and sunflowers that she'd plucked especially for this very day.]

My King, wherever you are, your Helen wishes you the most joyous Father's Day.

[Little Hermione is even right there, holding a sweet, berry pastry, and her little brother.]

We both do.

liliqueen

Really? It was last month for all of us. And none of them are my father...

Oh, fine.

Happy Father's Day again, Bruder Vash, Bruder Ludwig, Bruder Gilbert, and Herr Roderich! I hope you have a good day!

pipeweed

Now, now Miss Mun. I am quite aware that one needs to be unhasty as often as one can, but in my most humble opinion you are, quite honestly, lacking the necessary haste when trying to play me. That is what you want, isn't it? Play me?

The urge is quite understandable, I assure you.

overactiveimagination

...oh, so we can talk to each other? That's kinda cool. You know, this is just like the 2006 speculative fiction film Stranger Than Fiction, starring Will Farrell playing against type as a restrained and uptight IRS officer.

Well you see, Farrell was attempting to break out of his general rut of only playing idiotic buffoons and attempted to broaden his scope with-

RIGHT. Right, sorry.

Although, you didn't actually you didn't actually invent me as a character, so maybe this is more like the classic Italian absurdist play Six Character in Search of an Author. Except, you're the one coming after me...

WHICH. By the way, lady, you do succeed at and end up sending me to one of these kidnappy-type places where I have no general means of escape, I think maybe I should warn you that my best friend is a werewolf, and he is SO going to kick your nerdy BUTT.

Once he, you know, shows up.

Which is totally will!

Hopefully.

Soon.

thewonderling

I'll have nothing on that hunk of space metal. So why are you doing this? And of all the times, now? [ Exasperated, she throws her arms up in the air. ] What if Ares takes my powers away? You know him. And you know he'd do that.

maverickhunterx

If you keep worrying about it, you'll just stress yourself out. You put a lot of effort into it; stop worrying!

[He pauses, squinting out into the sea of faces that has become this place that he has known so well, before giving a smile.]

And...

[He pauses, awkward.]

Father, even though we've never met face-to-face, I hope today's been treating you well.

machine_of_babylon

Rotwang is not my father.

He is my creator and I will accomplish the purpose he has given me.

Enough of this holiday claptrap. You really will celebrate anything, won't you?

theoperaghost

So very kind of you to finally give me icons with which to express myself. I dare say if that kind woman had not sent you some, you would have never had the motivation. And please, spare me your excuses - "proper schooling" is not really all that "proper". Stifling the imagination and morbid curiosity in favor of creating more like-minded simpletons hardly seems like an ideal practice. And you have stated yourself, "in this economy, it's unlikely I'll even get a job". Why do you pour money, then, into something which will give you nothing in return for your investment? Curious.

...

I am growing tired of your jokes about "posting" with me on Father's Day. This day does not exist in my time and will not for several decades. As for Christine Daaé, and I am her teacher, not her father. A father figure perhaps, but, that is of little import.

...

You are honestly beginning to make me regret granting you my Voice. I am not certain creating another account for me would be wise, seeing as how you have blurred many of the lines between the movie adaption and the book, as it is. There cannot be two Angels of Music.

stabstabstab

Bonjour to you too, mon cher.

So you think that you can handle a man like me? I pray you know what you're getting into then. The life of a Spy is a hard one, and [he chuckles] no offence, mademoiselle, but you and I both know you don't have what it takes. So consider carefully before you bring me anywhere petit, lest you come to regret it and go crawling back to those other idiots in your head space.

[Just taking a drag from his cigarette here, before he continues on.]

Now, tell me more about these 'games' that you are interested in, hmm? A haunted house, or a city of questions? Both good choices for one of my profession. Look over the intel then and keep me informed, cher.

macronized

What's the big deal?

It's just a song.

spider_lin

( Episode 10 Spoilers )

heartboobs

Happy Father's Day, Dad.

...I'm in kind of a new place now. It's not even on our world, I think. But I'm doing okay. My friends are here. Ulala just showed up... I've been so fortunate to meet so many other nice people, too. [Her cheeks color with a happy flush.] It gets...really tough, sometimes, really tough, sure--for more than a few reasons. Still, I'm doing well. I think you'd be proud of me right now... Really proud.

[Maya brightens up visibly.]

I started a magazine, Dad! The first of its kind here! I'm helping out a lot and spreading the truth and giving the best stories a voice-- [...And dampens again, but it's bittersweet. Good bittersweet.] --exactly like you would've wanted. It's been wonderful so far. I'll keep working to make my dreams come true. Don't worry.

Thank you for always being with me.

stillyourfather

I won't participate in this! You want nothing more than harm him, as if things weren't bad enough. Your idea is simply cruel and -

You what?! I didn't agree to this!

[Sorry, old man. While you were ranting on I got things started. Oh well. Happy Father's Day, Kira Sakuya!]

lonelyqueen

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wealldosillythings

You miss him, don't you?

[...]

...It's all right, we don't have to talk about it. I live in your head, remember? I see the bits and pieces. My dad's dead, and I miss him every day.

[.......]

I know, I know it's different from what you've got, but... even if it's just by pretending it's another day, we'll get through this together, yeah?

Current Mood: hopeful

awe_sama

This is completely unawesome. How comes you're playing with Fin and not me? Don't give me that 'he's a stronger muse right now' crap, you and I have an understanding, right? We're bros. You're almost as awesome as me. Don't try and pretend that he's closer to you than the great me! He's a daft little nancy boy, and I'm, well, me!

You know you'd have more fun with me, we'd get to go on cool adventures and down to the bar and other cool stuff! I wanna go to one of these game things and hang out with people and shoot zombies and whatever the hell else goes on in these things. Not so keen on the memory loss thing, though. That'd suck. I've done too many awesome things to forget them.

Besides it's kind of lonely back here. Not that I care. Just saying.

(What bandwagon? Germania? PFFFFT not likely. Maybe when it's mother's day.)

pitiedthefool

It's been a rather insane month, hasn't it? With all we've gone through together in just the first few weeks. [He understates the severity, but keeps his head held high.] I have to say it's only going to become more of a nightmare before everything gets better, but you know we can't give up. Not with how the others have it so much worse, and while I'm not proud of all my decisions...

[Or his mun's, for that matter...]

Let's keep moving, Mundane-san; even if all we can do is survive to fight another day.

[And he isn't lost on the date, either--at least not here.]

...Ne, oji-san? I know I can't say this to the version of you in the Tower today, so I'll say it now:

[He manages a faint smirk] Happy Father's Day, and I do trust you like I trust my own 'old man.'

fireassassin

Look. I know you don't want to hear this, but sometimes, you just have to do things you don't want to do. You push through all the icky jobs, you have to ignore the good times you're missing with friends ~~yeah, even the ice cream~~, and when it's all over, you get a good vacation. Or at least a nap. Hopefully.

Hey. No one's going anywhere. No way you're gonna forget who your friends are. And they'll never be able to forget who we are. No matter how hard they try, right?

godsholder

That man! How could he do something like that to him? I don't care what personality was he wearing as shell at the time. Angra is still Angra! He suffered enough! [Protective of her Servant, isn't she? How could you choke him and break his heart, Emiya Kiritsugu? You said you would accept him, you lying cheat.]

I know that wish result was awful, mundane. [A sigh. Karen and she know him better than anyone.] There were other ways to reject it without harming my Avenger.

[Not to mention her wish was granted without world destroying consequences. What now?]

stillcares

Yup. Thanks. Thanks for that. Really needed that headcanon today - obviously.

Not like you didn't screw everything else up already. And it isn't just me, either. All your muses think you suck. You can't even keep a stupid place in a stupid game with anyone. You let everyone down. Especially me.

It isn't even Father's Day where you live anyway. You're so stupid.

I just.

...

Stop thinking about me for today, okay? I don't want to do this.

Current Mood: numb

seismicsight

Hey, mun. I want you to pass along a message for me.

Don't mess it up, the wording is important.

( Spoilers for Korra Ep10 )

substrictus

...I see. That's how it ends, huh?

[....]

Thank you for not waiting until now to canon update me.

[....]

Haha. No... I don't regret it. I'm glad it was him who did it.

uncutejade

Ah mundane, we meet again. How nice of you to keep me in your thoughts. Perhaps this time you'll even have a sufficient attention span!

I won't hold my breath. But do please feel free to hold yours.

bandyboxed

How...how could you? You have taken me from my rightful end. No longer a daughter, no longer a sister, or no longer a lover--my sheets stained already with blood. Hamlet has gone mad, and with his injuries to me, once, twice, and this staying, growing third, there be no reason to linger any longer.

What future is there for us?

Sorrowfully,
Ophelia

assistere

Hey, Miss Ordinary Entity,

If you're planning on sending me somewhere, then it better be up to my standards! I even made a list as to what I'd like to have:

First! There must be subjects to research! That request is the easiest, so hopefully you shouldn't have trouble fulfilling it.
Second! There should be at least one myth or scientific inaccuracy or something I can debunk. It's really fun trying to prove things using science!
Third! There needs to be as many scientific accuracies as possible. Though, I'll also settle for more inaccuracies to debunk.
And fourth! I must have my Pokemon! They're vital to my research, you know!

Anything else I left out is fine with me. So hop to it, Miss Entity! The longer it takes, the less likely I'll get to make new discoveries!

Sincerely,
Leaf
Pokemon Researcher for Professor Oak and Trainer

summing_it_up

Okay. I've been told I have to do this, annnd I can't really argue with the Mun. So here goes nothing.

[He reaches into his fur vest to pull out...a card. Homemade, obviously. After clearing his throat, he goes to read its written contents aloud.]

To my dad...wherever you are on here. Um. Hi. Happy Father's Day! That's– yeah, that's an important day. For dads. Just so you know. Even though you're probably, y'know, busy with stuff, I just wanted to say that.

I also made you this card. [He waves it around lazily.] Resources were limited.

So...yeah! That's it.

[Two seconds pass.]

Well, okay! Time to go! [Exit: stage left.]

Current Mood: dorky

teenagebadboy

No, I don't want to wish my dad a Happy Father's Day. He can drop dead for all I care.

[...]

Daddy issues? That lowlife scumbag is nothing to me, nothing at all. I don't got any daddy issues! He was hardly a dad anyway. No dad would throw their son out onto the streets! Just... shut up.

[...]

Sure I can wish Paddy a happy father's day. He's the closest I got to a dad even though he isn't my dad technically.

Happy father's day Paddy!

no1currs

Dad wouldn't be there. So by default it's gonna be a bore-fest. You know how bad the drool pools up when I pass out from an overabundance of lame. God bless the inventor of the grenade.

Oh yeah. And I'mma miss all the fantastic bro-time with my super cool bff Eugene. The shenanigans we get into. Oh man.

Maybe I'm cool with it if I get my current income plus free Double Downs from KFC for the rest of my life. I think I could dig that.

museofspace

goodness, this is all very flattering! to think that i spent so long following the session of the legendary octet, and now yoU are following me?
i confess, i am not qUite sUre what to make of it.
of coUrse, the scope of oUr session was boUnd to be extremely interesting, with Us having sUch inflUential classes, bUt i never woUld have expected anyone to want to be something like me, even jUst pretending. u_u;

and now, the more people begin to learn aboUt the way i broke the rUles, there is going to be so mUch fUss - are yoU certain we are both ready for that kind of attention?

(( I tried to keep it oblique here, but spoilers are likely to result in the replies. ))

gammabruce

Okay, the application is nearly finished. I know we have two weeks to go, but please don't procrastinate until the last minute to finish it. You tend to do that a lot. Two small bits to complete, and you do plan to proofread it at least three times, correct? Of course you do.

I am aware of a 'Father's Day' bandwagon going on, mun. I'll avoid it, if it's all the same to you. You know why. Making me think of him only makes the Banner name something vile. Don't remind me of it, okay?

Also, and this is just a minor complaint, really. Please stop listening to K-Pop on loop. It's rather distracting. You realize this, right? No, I will not dance to it, and neither will the Other Guy.

gruvvulous

You made a very wise choice, Mundane.
A very wise choice indeed.
It is in my humble opinion,
That more Once-lers are exactly what you need.

As long as I'm here, perhaps I can help.
You want to make your dad happy today, yes?
The solution is quite simple, you see: get him a Thneed.
A perfect present that speaks of elegance and finesse.

He'll look mighty cool, this I guarantee.
For best results, I recommend buying at least two or three.

cassie_of_troy

He turned his back on me. Why should I honor him?

daughterofathena

This isn't a good idea. But since I doubt I can convince you of that...I'm glad it's somewhere that I can do something.

Yes, I'm glad that Percy's there, too. What are you laughing about? [She knows full well, she just refuses to acknowledge the stupidity.]

Just don't go too crazy with the powers. I don't want anyone [percy] to think that I need them.

alphaing

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candycoated

You pick the worst times to suddenly feel attached to me again, my dear.

I'm afraid we're all a little busy here at the moment, so perhaps you can come calling later? I have a situation to clean up. ......no, pardon me. A situation which I hope I shall be able to clean up. It's all a little bit messy, you understand.

Now do run along. I believe there's another nasty silver-tongued intellectual fellow in that headspace of yours waiting for your attention.

yearly

.. My only actual children are Chaos, Aether, and Phanes; the rest are all grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and so-on. Besides, I'm always a teenager this time of the year, so it would be a little weird to celebrate it, don't you think?

whoswayedanangel

Dear Mun,

Now, now! I see you putting ideas in their heads--or trying, anyway. Don't get ahead of yourself, as much as you want that to be resolved. I'd like it, too, but we can't do anything about it right now. We just... have to hope that they both grow up and act like men their ages. What do you mean "or not"? You and your love of the dramatic. That doesn't work very well in life!

Also, I'm not sure that laughing is the right response to that kind of thing, as funny an image as it is.

-Anna Irving

eurorockaccent

So we have finally arrived to this, haven't we, Fräulein?

Ah well, even if I have long since had my share of drama happen in these circles, getting to stretch my legs after a prolonged hiatus is a welcome change, be it placid or explosive. Not quite what you could call a fresh start, but a change of scenery and even finally getting rid of that horrible nickname, though arguably the new one can't be called flattering either, is bound to get the show rolling, ja?

... Oh? You aren't seeking for that same kind of thrill this time around? And here I was, all ready to charge at the world and you're actually holding back.

...

Ah ha ha ha. You have me cornered, Fräulein. By all means, let's take matters calmly for once, shall we? And when we are ready, the action is sure to be prowling just around the corner for us.

strawberrylollipops

( Some endgame spoilers, so hiding it behind a cut! )

onlysanemanintown

Yeah yeah, Father's Day, you and your fascination with the contrast between me and Dad. Is that the only reason you made this account instead of bringing back Kyle? Cause if you wanted to bring him back instead I'd be fine with it.

...well, if you really wanna play me, can we at least pretend those two episodes never happened? I'd rather not have to think about seeing my best friend as a pile of talking shit or him going into business with Cartman.

weedalloverthefloor

This might be the actual worst idea. I don't know what you're planning, but whatever it is, it can wait. If you hadn't noticed, things are kinda in crisis mode right now.

I just... [He takes a breath and presses his hands together in front of his face, like praying or pleading.] This is not a good time for me to be going off and playing your games. I don't know what you actually want.

[To ~~torment~~ play with you!]

That's what I was afraid of.

unzenmaster

Patience, Mundane.

Everything in the world has its time and place; there is time for work, and then there is time for-- [a beat] ...more work. However, I'm sure you will find your work rewarding. Eventually.

... Assuming you will stop procrastinating and get down to it, that is.

notmyproblem

Of course the date was deliberate. Vampires have fathers and mothers too, you know, we just use a different word for them. People are stupid enough to buy into this as another way we're the same. Trust me.

I know I'm essentially a prop for one of your little things that you do, but don't think you can get rid of me, if I decide I really want to stay. I'm more tenacious than you will ever realize.

yourweapon

Is my fate not my own?

They have suffered for far too long. There have been too many years of darkness. I'm the only one who can stop her. I plead with you to follow the goodness in your heart. To allow me to carry out my mission.

distant_starlight

This place is new to me and I don't really know anyone. I'm just asking if you could make my singing part more in with other role play. I don't really do the whole socialise thing but I know you like it. *sigh*

I'm better than others out there, trust me. I'm in the Starlights, for goodness sake. I'm not getting angry, just saying. If only Seiya and Taiki were here, they could agree on me with that one. So, a new gig would be great, mun.

Current Mood: determined

cuddlefishculling

... Piscest? R-------E-ELY? 38/
T)(at's t)(e STUPID-EST s)(ip name I've -EV-ER )(-EARD OF.

belches

Hey there, Mun-babe! You're damn lucky you managed to pick up the most handsome and strong and brave of all of us after replaying MY game! What can I say, no woman can resist me, regardless of if one of you, uhhhh...thespians is playing me or not?

[Kyle drops his tone, sounding slightly less excited. Keyword slightly.]

But I gotta tell you something. I gotta tell ALL of us here in this filthy little hovel of a community something. It's pretty serious, though, so bear with me. That is, if you think you can handle it!

[He clears his throat and grins, opening his mouth wide and grinning]

BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

[Cue the poor lug cracking into hysterics]

Awww, come on, you should know by now I only get serious when women and wine are involved! At least, I thought it was funny! Geeze, lighten up, sweetcheeks!

outsidematters

Nuuuuuuuuuh.

Nuh-uh. Not saying it. Not unless he shows his face to me first. (That's not going to happen anyway.)

[ . . . ]

But I guess I could at least leave a letter...

harriedosborn

Don't. Say. Anything.

I'm obviously not celebrating. It's kind of hard with one infant son and one that I barely get to see, and--

Well, the rest is obvious.

eyeofwildtiger

Hah, yyyyeah... I don't think I'll be hearing or getting anything today. And it's fine. ...really. Stop looking at me like that!

Besides, we need to think of somethin' to do on the satellite. The horses were fun and all, but I kinda want to try out the time machine again. Maybe the time in space has been good for... uh... certain issues. But no more dinosaurs, okay?

Oh, and before that, don't you have other things that need to be done? Stop slacking off!

morewickedthanpure

Oh, come now. Surely my dear brother is someplace to be found. I do not doubt that I could 'make it work,' as you say, in one of these places without him...but it would be much more pleasant if I did not have to.

Come, lady mun. [She claps her hands together once and smiles.] I have the utmost faith in you. I'm sure you will inform me when he is found. [And with that she's turning to walk away.]

deadlierthanthemale

My compliments on your choice of journal name, Lady Mun. It often seems that I am more effective than my male relatives, all of whom have been duped so easily by Borgia trickery.

The cannon was bold, but we were all fools to have fallen for it, myself included. Then again, in the slight chance I was wrong, or only part right, the mistake would have been catastrophic.

I hope you don't intend on sending me anywhere. I'm content to watch.

performance_issues

[Begrudgingly]

Happy father's day, Odin.

lastsfiveminutes

So, I find myself a bit on the homeless side, and the mun has no idea what to do with me. Let me just say this - there's always someone out there. Someone lookin' for a guy like me.

Seriously, what do you want me to do with this thing? I'm not pouring my heart out like this is a diary or something. It'd be all of five minutes before Bunny found this and started cracking lines at me. [sigh]

I guess the point is to get out and make new friends or something. Well, I've done weirder things. Wasn't I supposed to put my sign, or my hobbies, or a good picture or something for the ladies? ...Wait, this isn't a dating site? What the...!

darkish

...Your "headspace" is quite cramped, young mortal.

blackopsbullshit

An AU, really?

So dissatisfied with what you were given you feel the need to fill in everything with what you want, mundane? I would much rather you knew as little about me as possible. That is after all the point of someone like me, the more you don't know, the better.

keychained

Hey, mun? If it's what we need to do, I really don't mind starting over on everything. You know how much I like going to new places – meeting new people – everything.

I know there are at least two people I can really trust to keep the memories I've made so far safe for me. I might forget they're there at all if I go somewhere new, but I've got faith that they'll be waiting for me whenever I might need them.

[memories are funny like that. so is the idea of Xion with pigtails and wearing a big puffy vest thanks to his memories, but you don't see Sora admitting that out loud. actually, it's more endearing than anything.]

One thing, though: look, I don't know who Voldemort is supposed to be, but quit saying that I'd lose in a battle against him, OK? Keyblade, remember?

strength_of_tomorrow

I do not enjoy your attitude regarding this holiday. It would be much appreciated if you would stop toying with me. I don't wish to hurt Lloyd any further.

scatenato

'Creepy' is such an inelegant word, my dear, even if its accuracy can't be argued. At least, I think so.

I'm hardly that bad, after all. I could do worse, but I do have limits - lack of morals notwithstanding.

[ A small chuckle. ]

I don't know what you expect from this little endeavour, though.

New interaction, perhaps? Ah, well. We'll have to see, won't we?

percentaged

This is a lot of expended energy for "just because". Are you sure your time wouldn't be better spent working on apps for people you've already reserved?

...

No, I would not prefer to become your secretary. There's quite enough to do around the Tower already without adding your agenda to it.

Though I don't deny you could use one.

shiningleporis

Why are you so embarrassed? I think it looks fun!

D'you think I could really get the demons to dance with me, though...? Maybe I should ask him for help...

powerforfriends

You are worrying too much. You have the strength to go on and I'm not about to give in either. No matter what that place has in store.

[Especially when he has two friends to return to.]

Just remember go on one step after the other and don't lose focus on the important things.

...

Also... thanks, I guess. I appreciate you giving me the chance for a moment.

[Just a moment to remember the Master. His only father in everything but blood. He still hasn't had much chance to mourn, but... for now he'd just like to remember the good things.]

gammas

Okay, I have two things to say.

One, if you have an issue with my voice right now, I don't see what the big deal is. Just take a break, read some of my stuff, and then come back to me. Me and you -- we're great together. Simple solution, problem solved.

I don't plan on leaving, and you don't plan on getting rid of me.

And two, just chill out, okay? Seriously, it's all simple.

Oh, and happy father's day, Dad. I love you and I miss you and you take care back home. Even if you won't see this.

laughingalltheway

My my; would any of you prefer to stop being Fathers? I do know of a few, ah, arrangements that would suit you perfectly.

Hee hee hee ha ha ho ho hee haa haa hee HAA HA HAAA HA HA

selfloyalty

Yes, I suppose I can, as you so eloquently put it, "hop on the bandwagon" and say a little something in relation to this so-called Father's Day. Unfortunately, I fear that my words and thoughts will only manage to fall upon deaf ears, and those that may listen already know how I feel about my father.

[abloobloobloo Loghain's the best daddy haters gonna hate.]

In any case, I would much rather discuss your current plans. I honestly cannot comprehend why you are so excited to have me go to some sort of gathering in a place called Woodstock, but all this talk of "hippies" and having me "let my hair down" is starting to leave me feeling rather...ill at ease about all this.

pondingly

Just come and play me whenever you choose then, is it? Oh no, no don't mind about me. Just, you know, hanging around in space risking life and limb for an idiot with a bowtie.

And now you're telling me that even though you wanna dust me off and have 'spacey wacey fun times', you have no clue what you're actually going to do with me?

Oh, come on.

copycats

I appreciate the birthday wishes, but is the smirky emote really necessarily muncchi!?

bigreveal

About time. Work to do, and Hank probably's been missing me something fierce.

Guess I'll just have to get back in control.

I think we have issues.

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