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[gammas]

Okay, I have two things to say.

One, if you have an issue with my voice right now, I don't see what the big deal is. Just take a break, read some of my stuff, and then come back to me. Me and you -- we're great together. Simple solution, problem solved.

I don't plan on leaving, and you don't plan on getting rid of me.

And two, just chill out, okay? Seriously, it's all simple.

Oh, and happy father's day, Dad. I love you and I miss you and you take care back home. Even if you won't see this.

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just for you

[partying]

Oh my gosh, why would anyone want to leave?? it's so much fun going around and meeting new people and making new friends and throwing big great grand awesome cute confetti-fied parties because everyone has fun and everyone enjoys them and oh my gosh you're green!

[ all in one breath. ]

BABY YOU ARE THE BEST

[gammas]

Hey, you're pink. [ and a horse ]

Also, I love parties.

♥

[partying]

Really? I love love love love parties too!! There are birthday parties, christmas parties, halloween parties, anniversaries, after-parties of the parties before the parties, and I love setting them up! It's totally my specialty for people to have fun fun fun fun with everyone looking forward to the weekend.

I'm Pinkie Pie, Party Pony Paloozie! Who're you? How are you? You're great in green, and I don't know why!

[gammas]

[ oh my god so much happening help. ]

I'm She-Hulk, Green, Lean, and Sensational. I'm actually pretty fond of the green so the compliment's appreciated. Gotta hope I look good in it, right?

I've never met a party pony before.

[partying]

[ NOPE ]

And I've never met a She-Hulk before, but this is already great, I can tell!! How'd you become Green, Lean, and Sensational? I'm just a triple p! Pink, Preppy, Prepared-With-My-Handheld-Party-Cannon!

There's plenty of ponies you can meet if ever you pass by Equestria too!! Have you heard of Equestria? It's a country and I live in Ponyville and it's the happiest place on Earth. I should know, I live there!

[gammas]

I got bit by a gamma-radiated Hulk? [ she's kidding ] And the alliteration works for you. It adds to your style.

Nope. Can't say that I have. Is it seriously the happiest place on Earth? I don't know if Disneyland will be happy to hear that.

[partying]

No king mouse can beat our flying unicorn queen with rainbow hair! [ spoiler: she has no idea who she just talked about. ] Besides, there's one — nuh-uh, there's plenty that we have that they don't.

Like me!!

[dominion_war_graduate]

All remarkably good advice.

[gammas]

I've been known to give some good advice from time to time.

[dominion_war_graduate]

Only time to time? Should I worry?

[gammas]

It doesn't hurt to be modest, right?

[dominion_war_graduate]

It's definitely not lacking in importance. Let's just say I'm a bit thrown off to run into a seven foot tall woman whose looks put most Orions to shame.

[originalbeachboy]

You usually give holiday greetings to thin air?

[gammas]

It's the thought that counts.

I spy she-hulk

[snugglesjugs]

[Wow, big pretty green lady. The child can only think of one explanation for this.]

Miss, are you a Djinn?

heh...........

[gammas]

A -- a what? Djinn? Oh, no, honey, I'm a Hulk.

[snugglesjugs]

O--Oh you sort of look like one, sorry.

...What's a Hulk?

[strongest_archer]

I hope you're not going anywhere before I get a chance to get to that place. It'd suck if I showed and you and day flew the coop.

[gammas]

Hey, kid. You don't have to worry about me suddenly vanishing before the greatest son ever finally arrives.

[strongest_archer]

Good. Now I just need to kick this mun's butt until he finishes and submits the app. Any tips on mun-wrangling?