dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: ms paint adventures

wow we really doing this huh
well u know me
i am ALL about the nostalgic tendencies
bit of retro rp gaming up in here

kind of wish i could i could hook up w/the peeps i used to know in this place way back when
but probably 4 the best tbh
i mean WOW
i was a hot mess lmao

eatdavesbabies

Look at you little man, stepping right back up to plate. Congratulations are in order, but let’s push all that to the side. It’s time to get to work.

Naw. Fuck that. That’s not the line we’re starting on.

It’s time to get right fucking down to business.

used_puppets

So, here we are again, hm? Couldn't resist the call of the Strider, hm? Yeah, I know, my looks and my attitude are pretty sick. Hard to stay away.

But really. When was the last time we saw each other? 2012? Damn... More than five years ago. You just up and left me like that. Not very cool of you I'll say. Yeah, yeah, I know you were in a weird time and blah blah blah. We all heard that spiel, kiddo. Save me the tears and the memories of bad times.

Ya gotta look forward, OK? I mean, I know you ended up dropping me like the hottest mixtape because you got super nervous and no, I understand. It's pretty hard to master all the deep levels of irony I'm in. I can see why you would be intimidated. But really, to let other people get in the way of your fun? For shame.

But look, even if we aren't doing anything right now because I know you are super swarmed with your green hair dude and gunslinger guy, kinda proud you are putting me out in the spotlight like this. You did say you weren't bringing me back ever again and yet here we are.

Just don't run off again, yeah?

princeofhope

wwhat
wwhat do you wwant
you wwant me out again

no

put me back wwithin the realm of that ungodly cluttered think pan of yours
your dreams are dead and fuckin buried so let them be
wwe both knoww this is fuckin stupid to and your lack of responsibility is laughable at best
the effervvescence and glamour of the life youvve had and wwhat ivve had is long gone
so just stop
let me go back to my eternal rest before i remind you wwhat its like to fuckin mess wwith an ampora

[Y'all bitches got a req for a low pace/ac to medium pace/ac place to toss this dumb boy

Bonus for CR:AU apping potential.]

testifier

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doc_scratch

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[ OOC: can drop the Homestuck-y quirk if desired! ]

engagedrunkmode

( End of Act 6 Spoilers )

preachit

( cut for pretentious red bullshit )

#tw #tyranny #oppression #what i'm sure are copious amounts of grammatical errors #character limits #voicetesting

ironicprince

So, you think this is the part where I'm supposed to hold some sort of grudge over you choosing him over me last time? Give me some credit, bro. You know neither of us are in the mood for petty bullshit right now. And as much as I hate admitting it, he was right.

Look, the shit you're dealing with isn't easy and whatever you may believe, it's not your fault. You've held your shit together this long and you're going to continue to hold it, because I'll be here to make sure of it.

You want to get these gears rolling again, then let's do this shit. Find me a game, and we'll be back in action. And this time, we're going to do this fucking right.

idiotmobile

[Sorry. Spades Slick refuses to let you be him.]

Hey. Kid.

Fuck you.

You think you can just walk your ass back to me and slide right in? Leave me for four years and think it'll just be the happiest goddamn greeting in your life when you come back? Guess what you piece of shit the drapes are on fire and your carpet is fucked to the nines and I'm the one who fucked them. You take your stupid baby ass games and you shove them right up your ass before I do it for you. You don't know what the fuck is going on in this scene anymore and I sure the hell don't but you wanna talk like you know who I am? How about you show some goddamn respect. You better walk the walk or you'll be walking...sideways...when I bash your...

Fuck. Fuck. Gimme a minute I can make that work.

[Spades is desperately trying to think of some decent wordplay to savage you with.

It isn't going well.]

timeshenanigans

( courier under the cut, plus babbling about dumb things the way only a strider can )

heartsprince

( Courier and orange under the cut. )

shadedacrimony

( Red text warning )

phazeandblood

HEY MUN. WE'VE GOT MORE THAN *ISSUES* TO DISCUSS.

( Grey miles ahead )

consider8

Oho? What's this?

Oh my, now this was certainly a surprise. I would never have expected that you would consider giving me the opportunity to exist again. It really has been quite the suspension, hasn't it? Still, far be it from me to dissuade you from the notion of providing me the opportunity to allow me some form of existence. I do so like being a part of a good story.

Ahh, yes... I would imagine the end result of everything really was a bit of an issue in playing me. Things really did become quite the muck-a-muck. While I cannot say that how those events affected me personally, the end result was a necessity. Where would the story go if they did not had the opportunity to reboot everything?

Besides, I did tell everyone at the start that nobody liked me. Did you think I was exaggerating?