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[candycoated]

You pick the worst times to suddenly feel attached to me again, my dear.

I'm afraid we're all a little busy here at the moment, so perhaps you can come calling later? I have a situation to clean up. ......no, pardon me. A situation which I hope I shall be able to clean up. It's all a little bit messy, you understand.

Now do run along. I believe there's another nasty silver-tongued intellectual fellow in that headspace of yours waiting for your attention.

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[almost_knightly]

Get on wiv it, you. Certain people have been waiting wiv hopeful patience for your return.

And you're missing some fabulous shenanigans. Why, just last week, wot'sername razed the mansion to the ground again.

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--Goodness! It has been quite some time indeed.

I'll see what I can do once we've hopefully headed off the whole delightful business over here. I'm afraid this one is going to be a bit....... difficult--

*pausing, with a raised brow*

So was it a Jack Vessalius again?

[almost_knightly]

[Don't think he didn't see that brief moment of "oh heaven help me it's you again" on your face, there, you little butt. (He's missed you.)]

I do not want to see anyfing that blond for at least the next year.

[candycoated]

I am very nearly speechless at the sheer amount of trouble a dead man has managed to make for the rest of us. I'd be impressed if it weren't quite so incredibly inconvenient...

But I would suggest making it longer than a year. *dryly* Several decades to a lifetime might be more appropriate.

[almost_knightly]

...well, I still gotta keep an eye on that one of Shelly's. And Oscar's got a new baby that I get to play wiv.

I suppose they can be the exceptions to the rule.