dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: team fortress 2

Counting down those days still, huh? If you like comics so much there's plenty to choose from. You don't need to worry about the fate of little old me and my companions all the time. We've got this.

spah

Well now. Congrats on finishin' those contracts. I figure Spy's gonna be real happy you're done runnin' him through the gauntlet for points and dominations. Spook's never had much patience for inexperience, but you ain't half-bad at stabbin' folks in the back now.

So. I'm guessin' that means you're back to me, huh?

Heheheh. Well. You know how I like gettin' things done.

spah

Glad y'all've been havin' fun with me. It's been good to get out and dust the cobwebs off me these past few months.

But, uh, would ya mind holdin' back on the grievous injury thing? I know you're into those kinda scenarios, and it's pretty inevitable in my line of work, but... uh. I try avoidin' it where I can, y'know?

spah

[there he is, that motherfucker

on a mechanical foldout chair with a little umbrella, drinking beer]

Back at this again, huh?

It's been, what, four years since I been around? And for something comin' up on ten years, to boot.

Hey, I ain't complainin'. I'm all for some action. I'll dust the 'ol hardhat off. I'd just to stick around this time, if ya'll don't mind.

notintehkitchen

So what's this that I keep hearing about? There are others like my comrades but they are also NOT my comrades? Do you mean the ones in the comic?

Oh.

Completely different but... the same? You know, that doesn't make much sense.

Do they protect intel? Is there a position dedicated to pyrotechnics? Do they obsess over pointless fashionable hats?

Wait. There is a cowboy? ...! Don't hold out on me now! Fess up!

notintehkitchen

Look, if you are going to keep playing that song on your game I'd appreciate you explaining to me what I'm actually looking at. My ears are so confused. The background music sounds very sweet and yet there is this harsh talking over it. Is this really music in the future? When did talking qualify as music? Some things don't change though... people love singing about drugs, don't they?

huttah

A-ten-SHUN.
( too many words are here )

notintehkitchen

Is it that time of the year where I can make fires and not get in trouble as much? Smissmas is soon. I wonder what sort of presents I should get everyone. Meat is a good present, yes? There isn't anybody who doesn't like a delicious steak or other delicious foods. Perhaps a BBQ is in order? Pretty sure I can handle that. I wonder what setting my flamethrower needs to be on to properly torch the meat. Things taste good a little burnt. That adds flavor if you ask me.

balloonicorns

Hummmgh! Huaaaoh, hudd mmmoh vvvrng. Mmmph mhn msssh? Haaarrh han han nrooo. Mat.

[Pyro throws their hands up in the air. However, there is no waving them around like Pyro just don't care.]

Huddah huddah huh.

Mmywhhy. Mnow mrrr hooo mnnmnuhh fnnnd mrr fnnnddss? Mmmcc Spy! Mr Scood? Mmr Mmngneer? Mmr Medic? Mr nneeeennn ssseeh?

Pyro dsssnd manna veee arrr veye mmmssf! Mrr mff uuuh thrz!

hasstandards

I'll admit that this invasion business sounds right up my alley. Who better to deal with a bunch of moon men than a professional who can shoot 'em outta the sky before they even set—

What? No, I'm not worried that my mum is still up there in that rocket ship. S'bloody ridiculous.

[Spoiler: he is. He is just a little bit.]

bring_the_beatdown

Hey. HEY!

Ya know what would be better than playing that dumb game with the cars and whackjobs? Playing my game. Cuz you know, I'm awesome. And they're lame. I mean they eat maggots out of dead guys. Who the freak does that?

OH wow I'm soooo impressed that you got a car with a harpoon gun and some freaky frankenstein monster to shoot it. You know what my game's got?

ME.

So git yer ass off the couch and back to the computer. Cuz I gotta whole lot of points to cap.

pocketsurgeon

If I had a billion dollars to play viz I could bring somevon back from ze dead too. And animal parts. Sophisticated equipment. Unlimited time und resources.

So a lot more zan you're currently giving me. But I am undeterred by your .. shortcomings. Should ze BLU Sniper ein your head be killed by something else ein zere I vill be happy to patch him up! I mean sure zere might be some side effects und failed attempts. But vouldn't zat all be vorzh it in ze pursuit of science?

notintehkitchen

Hey. I know you like being the dog, it's kind of hard not to realize you enjoy being the dog. You know how much that thing farts up here though? I'm glad to have this mask. Really, that little thing would be so much cuter if he didn't do that. Dog farts are the worst and I can't figure out why. I don't mean to be rude but isn't there some medicine you could give him--or perhaps you could tell him to at least take the gum wrappers off his coffee gum before he devours it? I can't imagine that being easy to process. JUST DO SOMETHING. I try to be as polite as I can but he won't even warm up to me and I love everything!

You know what? I think I'm done talking about farts today. Just work on that dog.

hasstandards

Magic? Bloody magic.

No. Absolutely not.

notintehkitchen

Both of our paths are opened anew, you can always start over from scratch. That's what makes life interesting. We can change if we want or we can stay the same. What's the proper decision? There is no right or wrong answer. Just start walking and see what happens, you might be pleasantly surprised.

I suppose I will be reborn somewhere, someday... it seems weird, to repeat all these crazy years all over again. Where will you take me next, little one? You might say you aren't going to for awhile, but your mind changes. You are fickle and I'm getting used to it.

I know I can say from the bottom of my heart that my journey has truly been a fun one that I wouldn't want to forget. If I'm shuffled and moved around, I'll play my part the way I feel like it.

So, um. Thank you... for letting me exist.

notintehkitchen

You seriously only updated this my profile thing to embarrass me by putting down these interests, didn't you? What kind of cruel one are you? Jeez and I get called the monster..

bring_the_beatdown

Aight, so dis? Dis right here? This is super lame.

Like what are you even doing that's more important than me? Yea? Nuthin'. That's right.

So make with the action. Because lady I am bored as hell right now.

notintehkitchen

Okay, so after seeing you read and watch this thing? I'm starting to figure it all out. The true meaning of this thing is the following: It doesn't matter who wins or loses, at the end of the day it's whoever makes the coolest poses and wears the most fabulous clothing. Yes, fabulous is probably the only way to put a man who is daring to wear clothing like that.

sentryslinger

Alrighty, I agree with you. It is too quiet around here. Now how're we gonna go about fixing that?

hasstandards

So... this means we can go home anytime we please now, right? Because I've got work to do.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: team fortress 2

#7 impatience.

on completing a bunch of in-game challenges in TF2

back at it again with ye olde TF2 RP

back at it again playing TF2 (crossposted from d-p)

I'll be that person. OVERWATCH COME HERE

Smoke kritz everyday. imsosorry

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Comrades and presents? Also time for TRUE MEANING handschin face? pyrosittingdown ayyyy

Hudda huh mmph mroooo!

On Aliens

Muse is feeling neglected

New Comic is up and Medic is back in action

Are we seriously talking about farting here? The joys of playing Iggy.

Upon looking at heyfreemagic

Pyro is acting as a wise old sage to her mun. Saying goodbyes to places.

Pyro is not as amused as I am.

Bored bored bored

Pyro has seen too much, way too much. Joey JoJo.

Yep.

On the Game-Turned-Musebox

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