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[weedalloverthefloor]

This might be the actual worst idea. I don't know what you're planning, but whatever it is, it can wait. If you hadn't noticed, things are kinda in crisis mode right now.

I just... [He takes a breath and presses his hands together in front of his face, like praying or pleading.] This is not a good time for me to be going off and playing your games. I don't know what you actually want.

[To torment play with you!]

That's what I was afraid of.

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[sensitiveintellectual]

Is there ever a good time to play their games?

[weedalloverthefloor]

She'd have a hard time picking a worse one than this.

[sensitiveintellectual]

What's going on?

[weedalloverthefloor]

[beat.]

It's complicated.

[sensitiveintellectual]

Try me. I'm used to complicated.

[weedalloverthefloor]

It's kinda personal. Sorry.

[sensitiveintellectual]

I won't pry, then.

[But you're getting the most sympathetic, understanding smile in possibly the entire world. Alan has very nice smiles.]

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Don't you know lawyers don't have souls to be appealed to? He just smiles slightly tentatively back.]

[closing]

Unfortunately Mike these muns don't listen.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Yeah, I can tell.

Ooo look what I found.

[heykirkwastheman]

Stop panicking... you'll make me look bad. Well, you'll make you look bad, and it makes me nervous. Okay so, it doesn't make me nervous, but you're annoying... Stop.

you found a thing!

[weedalloverthefloor]

Hey, Harvey, are you a little nervous? [trololo.]

I did~

[heykirkwastheman]

Hey, Mike, be quiet or I'll convince my mun to find a place to send me and make your mun drag you along. Believe me when I say, it will probably be someplace terrible.

[He leans forward a little, his voice low.]
She apparently has a thing for us.

[weedalloverthefloor]

[The best word for the look on Mike's face is "constipated." He can't decide if he likes or dislikes this conversation, so he's just opting to ignore it.]

I don't know, I've been in this mun's head a couple weeks now and she's...stubborn. Not even you could steamroll her. Probably. [He doesn't want to underestimate Harvey's abilities.]

[heykirkwastheman]

[That 'Deer-in-the-headlights-look' is getting old, Mike.]

Was that a challenge? I'd hate to think that was a challenge...

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Crap.] Not a challenge. Not at all.

[heykirkwastheman]

[Okay, the thing about that look? Totally, a lie. He's enjoying this.]

I don't know... Even my mun thinks it sounded like one.

[weedalloverthefloor]

[New tactic.] Since when do you pay any attention to someone else's assessment of a situation?

[officepolitics]

I am totally amused right now which, hey, I shouldn't be considering, but schadenfreude doesn't seem to discriminate on whether or not it's me-me or me-you.

[ whatever, bro ]

BEST DAY EVER

[weedalloverthefloor]

Thanks for the support. She doesn't seem to have any plans to "send" me anywhere, which is...something, I guess.

:'D

[officepolitics]

The little pleasures. Though, I already got sent somewhere but it's ... working out alright for me. Harvey and Donna are with me which is... odd but, whatever. At least we already got offered jobs at Stark Industries. It's like thirteen year old me -- you -- us is having a wet dream or something.

[weedalloverthefloor]

...Is it weird to talk about wet dreams with myself?

[officepolitics]

Depends on the content of said wet dream.

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Considers this...and decides it seems legit.] Yeah, okay. Stark Industries, huh? I might be a little jealous. What are you...we...you doing there? Legal? ...Would that even be a thing in one of these games?

[officepolitics]

No clue but Harvey said I could though, since here you just need to take their version of the Bar and then... that's it. No catch.

[ a tilt of his head ]

Being legit is a really weird though. Good, of course! Er, but weird. Haven't really processed it yet, honestly.