slumbrous: (pic#9692316)
[personal profile] slumbrous
I am happy your alarm clock woke you up on time this morning, Mundane. I slept through mine.

[ What a surprise. ]

Oh well.

There's always

to

morrow...

[ And he's out like a light again. That didn't take long at all. Good talk. We should do this again sometime. ]
mourningfeathers: (wishes)
[personal profile] mourningfeathers
I suppose it's only natural. I was the first bird you romanced when you played the game, and you've always loved to torment the tragic ones. And...that particular route is rife with suffering.

So I don't see why you feel the need to add more. Do you think it's possible to cause more pain than life already did? Whatever your plans for me are, maybe you should consider taking more uplifting routes rather than beating a dead bird.
nobirdiedoesitbetter: (Default)
[personal profile] nobirdiedoesitbetter
All this fuss over me? People will say we're in love! [Wink!]

Ah, but since you know how all this goes, I can just leave it to you, mon amie. I'll be right over here, so come see me if you're having trouble. I'll answer whatever questions you have -- ah, as best I can. Some things are best if they stay a little secret, you know!

whoops

Jul. 15th, 2015 04:16 pm
otacoo: (Default)
[personal profile] otacoo
[The sound of breaking glass.]

Have you awakened, Channeler of the Sacred Tome?! [writer] We must make haste before the Coming of the Unholy Night, which threatens to engulf us all! [before you get bored] Gather up your Holy Spear [pen] and join with me!

Or has the Dread Spider trapped you in its fearful web? [are you scared?] Fear not, for I, too, am held under a dark curse. [yo, me too] Only once I battle at the appointed time, in the appointed place, may my Crimson Breast cease burning! [i'm not gonna shut up til we do something cool]
isnotfrench: (not that i like you or anything)
[personal profile] isnotfrench
Me? Allow myself to be puppeted by a filthy commoner? There must be laws against this! And if there aren't any, rest assured I'll make them! You better have a good explanation for this, or you'll know true fear when you face the Le Bel family's personal lawyers!

And another thing! Why are you bothering to go through this charade? If you have any talent at all, locked away in your feeble monkey addled brain, then-- then how dare you squander it! Or, worse, act as if you have none! Though a Le Bel such as myself would never dream of sullying themselves with this... this work, a human of no standing like you should have nothing to fear from lowering yourself to this level. It's not as if you can get any lower!

Well? What are you waiting for? If you're going to work, get going!
feelingplummy: (Default)
[personal profile] feelingplummy
Is this how you seek to accomplish things? Dive right in, with no thought towards developing a standard operating procedure or prototyping before you commit to a design? How do you know if this experiment of yours will succeed? Simply because all the other ones have? Hoho, I think you might be forgetting a few things, namely— oh. I shouldn’t say, should I?

No, I think I won’t. If you’re going to continue on this endeavor, you’ll have to do much more than simply think every now and then.
integralcandy: (y = mx+b)
[personal profile] integralcandy
I'm sure if you try, you won't do... too... badly.... Zzzz...

Muh? Sorry about that. How long was I out? Not long, I hope?

Well, I think you know where I was going with that, so maybe we can move on...
somebirdietolove: (are they still on Namek?)
[personal profile] somebirdietolove
How am I going to build a continent-spanning multimedia empire if you're too scared to post?!

There's no reason to keep me cooped up in here, no matter how worried you might be about spoilers or not having my voice down right (up) or how tired you are! You can just sleep in tomorrow, anyway, like anybirdy reasonable would!
carrierdove: (Quiet in the library)
[personal profile] carrierdove
[A mourning dove is sitting on the ground, reading a book. He glances up at his username, and though it's hard to tell with a beak, he gives the rough equivalent of a pursed lips expression.

Then he glances at his mun with the most coldly disdainful eyes imaginable.]


You have a terrible sense of humor.

[He's going to do his best to not let it bother him and get back to reading his book.]
nobirdy: (when he gave me crooked feet)
[personal profile] nobirdy
Aaw, don't make that face, mun! This is weird enough as it is without you acting all funny. Anybirdie would be glad to be here, after all. Just take it one step at a time. I'm sure your instincts will kick in soon enough. And then we'll be in perfect shape!
rockdoveinlove: (Let's go shopping)
[personal profile] rockdoveinlove
I-I don't know mun... is this really a good idea? I'm flattered that you want to rp me, but I kind of have a lot I need to do at home. My mom needs me, so I can't really-

What??? No, those games sound terrifying! What birdie in their right mind would want to take part in that? I'd like to think that I'm very much in my right mind! Can we not, please? I mean, I'm not an adventurer at heart like a lot of your muses, so I'm really not the best choice here. Can't you just send me home and forget about this...?

[No. The mun is determined to send you somewhere even if it kills her.]

...

That's a little dramatic isn't it?
espigeonage: (ѦI wish I knew a girl)
[personal profile] espigeonage
[wait so should I have you say this as Yuuya, or your human AU self, "Julien"?]

Ahahaha, that is the issue with having somebirdie at an AU or a memoryloss game, and [community profile] savetheearth is both for now, mon amie. Bit of a pickle, I know! I may as well be Yuuya here.

Someone else from Saint Pigeonations' would be interesting, sure. I get that you want to app Anghel - a little reckless of you, but it turns out you handle me just fine. Why not? So, who are you thinking of?

...I think you may be the only one who's ever wanted to play Leone. Ah, don't feel bad, Mister Strider fills that role well enough. Hiyoko is truly impossible to replace in my pigeon heart, you know, however hard I try; haha, no, that doesn't mean you can play her there. Remember the specter of muncest! Anyway, you know I'd do my best to help anybirdie through these things, with sexiness and savvy! Maybe even the doctor. My hapless human self doesn't know anything about him, though I'd hope he'd find out. Of course, it would be interesting to see how even he could fit into the setting.

And Sakuya... [Yuuya falters for barely an instant, and then is back to normal.] He's a bit of a pain, so he'd probably make enemies. Of course, I'd be there to bail him out, naturally. I like to think I'd watch out for him even if I didn't know he was my brother. But, things will likely get dangerous and poor "Julien" is not so capable, so - perhaps it would be better if he stayed where he was.
nishikikouji_tohri: (Default)
[personal profile] nishikikouji_tohri
STOP EVERYTHING!!!!!

I, Nishikikouji Tohri, the Artist, have arrived! Bask in my artistic glow! Understand that regardless of your striving, you will never be as fabulous as me!

No "mundane" is so worthy as to play me. Though perhaps your plainness can better offset my glory. Yes, yes... you shall be the velvet backdrop against which my magnificent form shall glow! And congratulate yourself on choosing my name and not some ridiculous alias. I have pride in it. It is unique. Unforgettable. But of course some changes are necessary.

Only one icon? And a game still, at that! I demand you buy a paid account with five hundred. Money is nothing before Art. I will deign to help you sort through my human-shaped fanart for the most worthy pieces, and then! The great work of finding golden pheasants who resemble me! I am certain my unique features will not be forgotten, so I see no need to lower myself. You will do that, while I will apply myself to artistry.

[oh goodness golden pheasants look ridiculous.]

And one other thing. Imagining me at [community profile] savetheearth? Subjecting my person to an indignity such as hatching as a naked ape? Nonsense. Utter tripe. No garments can rightly approximate my glorious plumage, however valiant the attempt might be.
espigeonage: (ЖI wish I'd a friend who'd see that and)
[personal profile] espigeonage
Has it occurred to you that for someone who so loves that I am a bird, you seem terribly interested in sending me to places where I must have a human face, mon amie? Of course, I'll be fine. Regardless of my species, I'll always endeavor to be sexy and suave! But it's worth noting.

Aaah, I suppose applying me to two games just before you begin a new job is reckless, but perhaps you are a super college graduate and can manage. Don't forget that you still also want to keep me at [community profile] distantskies, as well!
freeasabook: (que)
[personal profile] freeasabook
...Colonization?

Miss mundane, I'm not sure you want me for that. Even if you took me from when I was... alive, that's not exactly... You should think about one of the others.

...and you should find out if they can take ghosts, and if birds count as "bipedal humanoids". They might not see it like you do. Play the games again, too.

[and back to his book.]
espigeonage: (🌸And I know a place that's near here)
[personal profile] espigeonage
[What am I doing with you. I don't know French! I never play playbirds! I'm going to get this all wrong!]

You know how I hate to distress a lady. Just relax. All that review should mean something. You won't know how good you are at me until you try, no?

I have to say that this choice in usernames is a little cold. But thank you for disregarding used tires and uselessness - there's nothing sexy and suave about those names. You had good taste to make the journal on Legumentine's, I have to say! No more appropriate day for a hero of the ladies' hearts... even if you then left me for weeks to play the games again.

Non, non, relax, I said! There's nothing that different about my voice, is there? Even if you are a popular-character virgin, I will do what I can to be your best, as well as your first.

So, mon amie, salutations~☆
entheogen: (pic#2872441)
[personal profile] entheogen
Dux Ducis Fatum! You seek to tear away the very soul of this Servant of God?! For such is the fate of any who walk through the Gate of Quadrivium and into Pica's Dwelling. But you have scarcely awakened; indeed, the Heart of Truth within you sleeps still. This is no state in which to command the Fallen Angel of Judecca!

[translation: Anghel's going to the upcoming [community profile] distantskies fourth wall meme and getting a dæmon for the duration. However, I'm making him way too coherent.]

My Demonic Red Eye senses your hesitation! Lo, the Burden of Decision rides heavy upon your Heart! Wouldst thou not prefer the Undertaker, or the Apostle of the Violet Rose?

Your Time of Judgement draws near! You must choose, Dux Ducis Fatum!
doctorfatbird: (Default)
[personal profile] doctorfatbird

[That's right everyone, this one's not a human. It's a 5 foot pigeon, with a bad wing- not that the wing's terribly injured visibly, of course.]

Ohohoho, you finally decided you cannot resist me, haven't you? Excellent. The sooner we learn to work together, the more time I have to get away from those other idiots rattling around in your strange human cranial cavity. Such a company... So many strange humans, hohoho. But not a one for... science.

coolorblind: (it has a language of its own.)
[personal profile] coolorblind
... It has yet to even be released.

Moreover, I thought you already played my older self at that indecent place. Is that not enough?

I am also currently busy, so I think we can agree that this idea of yours is doomed from the start.
calcoolating: fanart ● (とろこ) (up to the shelves in hell.)
[personal profile] calcoolating
... Need I remind you that it is not official and therefore cannot be considered, as you would put it in your inane terms, "canon" or any part of the actual series of events?

Every single time I come to start believing that perhaps some parts of your brain actually function correctly, you do something this ridiculous. It's really rather fascinating. You don't understand half as much as you think you do.