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dear_mun2012-06-17 04:42 pm
gruvvulous) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-17 04:42 pm
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oh no. ohhhhh nooooo.
You made a very wise choice, Mundane.
A very wise choice indeed.
It is in my humble opinion,
That more Once-lers are exactly what you need.
As long as I'm here, perhaps I can help.
You want to make your dad happy today, yes?
The solution is quite simple, you see: get him a Thneed.
A perfect present that speaks of elegance and finesse.
He'll look mighty cool, this I guarantee.
For best results, I recommend buying at least two or three.
A very wise choice indeed.
It is in my humble opinion,
That more Once-lers are exactly what you need.
As long as I'm here, perhaps I can help.
You want to make your dad happy today, yes?
The solution is quite simple, you see: get him a Thneed.
A perfect present that speaks of elegance and finesse.
He'll look mighty cool, this I guarantee.
For best results, I recommend buying at least two or three.
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What's a Thneed?
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And very neat.
It's a bow for your hair,
And a pair of slippers for your feet.
A hat, a trampoline, a blanket,
Mittens, socks, a belt for your tool kit.
A Thneed is a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
If you tried it, I know you'd love it.
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I haven't even covered it all.
It can be anything you want,
Big or small.
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