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This is completely unawesome. How comes you're playing with Fin and not me? Don't give me that 'he's a stronger muse right now' crap, you and I have an understanding, right? We're bros. You're almost as awesome as me. Don't try and pretend that he's closer to you than the great me! He's a daft little nancy boy, and I'm, well, me!

You know you'd have more fun with me, we'd get to go on cool adventures and down to the bar and other cool stuff! I wanna go to one of these game things and hang out with people and shoot zombies and whatever the hell else goes on in these things. Not so keen on the memory loss thing, though. That'd suck. I've done too many awesome things to forget them.

Besides it's kind of lonely back here. Not that I care. Just saying.

(What bandwagon? Germania? PFFFFT not likely. Maybe when it's mother's day.)

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Shoot zombies, brother...?

[...why does he even ask?]

[Grinning madly.] Yeah! Or something like that! Sounds like fun, right? [Nope, not thinking about the practicalities at all, just imagining some kind of video game.]

Depends on your definition of fun. [Right. Video games... He should confiscate these for a while.]

[Yeah, but if he confiscates them then he'll have to think of something else to keep Prussia amused or he'll have him bugging him all day.]

Not sitting around and doing nothing kind of fun, the best kind!

You'd come too, right?

[He may end up getting forced to do something useful. And watch the football matches with Germany, of course.]

Hn. Come along shooting zombies?

[Yes, that's a sceptical look.]

I don't know.

[Like he'd miss the matches anyway. Trying to get him to do something useful might be more of an uphill struggle though.]

Yeah! When I find somewhere with zombies to shoot!

You can come with me even if I don't find somewhere, though. I'll let you bask in my awesomeness for a while. [So gracious.]

[True. But this is still Germany. Once he decides to do it, he won't stop until it's done.]

...

I'm inclined to refuse, brother. But I don't think I should be leaving you all on your own either. [Because he knows little good comes from that.]

[Unfortunately it runs in the family. Once Prussia decides he's not going to do something, you'll have more luck trying to move a mountain.]

Heh heh heh! You know you can't deny me. As long as you're with me, we'll have fun!

[Ah, the joy of being stubborn, indeed. Then Germany might do that... And then drop the mountain on Prussia's head. Because if in doubt, and if they tie in stubbornness, Germany will just rely on hurting his brother into submission.]

That's exactly what bothers me about the idea.

[That's cheating! And cheating's only allowed if Prussia's the one doing it!]

Don't pull that face, the wind'll change and it'll stick, and then you'll be stuck looking like Sweden forever. [Snickering.] Don't worry! I'll look after you!

[Is it stated in the rules that way?]

... [Just glaring for a bit now. Finally: Facepalm.] Of course, brother.

[It can be, if you give him the rules and a pen and five minutes alone.]

Hah! See, I told you you couldn't deny me!

[Let's just stick to the current rules.]

Just don't do anything reckless. [Though he seems in a fairly good mood now. So no scolding for your impossible behavior or remarks.] We won, brother! [And thus his tolerance for any of your ridiculous ideas has risen immensely.]

Fine, fine. I'll do my best. [No promises, though.]

Well, of course we did! There was no way that idiot was going to beat us! And Greece'll be easy to beat! [Time for an adventure to the bar!]

Of course we will beat Greece! [This he is optimistic about. Despite being a pessimist.]
Someone just needs to remind him to keep his cats out of the stadium. [Bar? Well. That sounds better than your zombie idea.]

Hahaha do I get to shoot the cats if they get on the pitch? [Grinning. He probably wouldn't actually do it. Unless Greece was winning.]

Nein, brother. [And those words are final. Germany likes animals, but also will not allow his brother to disturb a friendly game.] We will beat him in a fair game.

Spoil sport.

[Sulking now.] Only if they're in the pitch. Then he's cheating already.

Then the game gets interrupted anyway. Don't cause an unnecessary ruckus. [At least as long as Greece isn't bringing THEIR flags to the stadium to openly burn them... again.]

I don't know if losing memories is such a good trade off, Herr Preußen.

Me neither. It'd be pretty boring not remembering how awesome I am! That's why I'm glad I'm not going to the place that Fin's going to, but it'd still be nice to be out and about, y'know?

Definitely. I enjoy the opportunity to see everyone. Maybe you could go to one of the dressing rooms or a meme for a bit?

I don't think anyone, let alone you, could forget how awesome you are. [Shh...sometimes she still buys into his hype a little.]

Yeah. Maybe! Never tried one of them, but I bet we'd rock at it!

[Awww, how cute and gullible~. Let's hope she never finds out the truth.] Ahaha, I know, right! But the place that Fin's going to, he had to forget a whole load of stuff. It'd suck if that happened to me. I'd find some way to get my memory back!

It's like a cupcake. All of the sweetness and love of a cake, but none of the commitment. At least that's what my mun says.

[It's just a little, and she'd never let on when she's humoring him.]

I'm sure you would. Once you set your mind to something, it's impossible to stop you.

I dunno. I could eat a whole cake. [Well, that went over his head.] It'd be nice to have some kind of plot, though, I think. Something to do.

Yeah! Rules are made for breaking, right?

I don't know. The America in here likes to show me all these really fancy cakes. They are all very big...

...I elect that the rules are made to be broken when they are stupid.

Pfft. Anything that America eats I can eat.

Except I have better taste than him and I wouldn't eat England's cooking. Let me tell you, it's suffering, sharing a headspace with England and Finland.

And exactly! But most rules are stupid, unless I came up with them!

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