re: trollmegle game of hide & seek

[alphaing]

[ Concerning various run-ins before Dave's triumphant win of a game of Marco Polo. He thinks. There were so many more links but fuck it. ]

what do you mean he thinks
i won fair and square or at least let her find me
suck my dick like youre the wizard of dubious sexual preference or whatever i know you will
ollied out with my trophy on this one cant be tamed
also ahahaha
john thats not how you play bro a+ for effort

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[nitidus]

You may think you have rustled my jimmies, but you have not.
All I see is surrender.
A wise choice.
You had no chance of winning.

[alphaing]

excuse you i syked you out
that is basically the lamest burn of the 90s so obviously there are layers to this victory going unfuckingnoticed by her highness
im winning even as we speak
im getting memes sang about me on youtube because charlie sheen threw in the towel

[nitidus]

Did you just liken to me to Charlie Sheen?

[alphaing]

no because youre never winning and that wasnt a reference to oh god damn it rose
stop twisting shit
leave the shit untwisted in its natural state before your jimmies get thoroughly blown apart

[nitidus]

I told you, Dave. My jimmies are thoroughly unrustled.
The same cannot be said about yours, however.

[alphaing]

you leave my jimmies out of this debacle
theyre off limits to every part of your anatomy including your ever winking eyes
which ive put a lockdown on by the way
you bat a single lash and somewhere karkat gets the urge to talk about shitty movies via me suddenly turning this shit into psychout city
this meteors only so big
your move lalonde

[nitidus]

[Winks. ]

[alphaing]

[ Cape in the face, what now. ]

[nitidus]

[Touches it.

All over.

All of the cape. Her hands all over it. ]

[alphaing]

oh my god
try not to violate me for five seconds

[nitidus]

I will make no such promise.

[alphaing]

admit that i won

[nitidus]

When you win, I will. It's as simple as that.

[alphaing]

i think youre confused
were not conjoined twins rose
nor are we ever going to be via various anatomical shenanigans that may or may not be endorsed by the wizard of dubious sexuality

[nitidus]

What on Earth are you talking about?

[alphaing]

get off my cape

[nitidus]

Dave, I let your cape go at least four comments ago. Really now.

[alphaing]

metaphorically

[nitidus]

Am I rustling your jimmies with all this sordid metaphorical cape touching?

[alphaing]

you are seriously way too into pajamas today

[nitidus]

I must confess, I have grown quite attached to mine.

[clonksukcer]

so outta curiosity
how many fruits you think that wizard went through before settling on water melons?
like was the melon always there for him
all oblong and oval and soft mushy insides
or did he reap a trail of devastated pits and broken promises all over the vegetable patch before finding his one true natural sweetheart?