dusting off an old, creaky muse

[uncutejade]

Ah mundane, we meet again. How nice of you to keep me in your thoughts. Perhaps this time you'll even have a sufficient attention span!

I won't hold my breath. But do please feel free to hold yours.

Comments

[prismshards]

Haha, ouch. Maybe you should ask to change your username from 'uncute' to 'unkind'.

[uncutejade]

Now now. When have I ever been unkind?

[prismshards]

Sounded like you wanted your mun to turn blue in the face. That's kind of unkind, if you ask me.

[uncutejade]

Or you could argue that it would be kind, to the rest of humanity. [ He's joking...mostly ]

But moving along. How are you, Luke?

[prismshards]

Well... Maybe. But think of how boring the world would be without your sparkling sense of humor.

Pretty good except that my mun's been thinking of sending me somewhere. [ Everybody knows what that means. ]

[uncutejade]

Ah, my condolences.

Where to this time?

[prismshards]

She's considering a bathhouse and space.

[acemedium]

Hey! I remember you!

[uncutejade]

Well well, it seems I'm famous.

[acemedium]

I wouldn't say that! [Full of tact, this one] But you do have a distinct... [Mimes glasses]

[uncutejade]

Charm? Flair? Piercing wit?

All of those, yes.

[acemedium]

.... Nah.

You have a kind of science-y look to you, though.

[cockroach]

Jade.

[uncutejade]

[ Oh it's you. ]

[ Pretends not to hear anything. ]

[cockroach]

[ LOUDER: ] Ja-de.

[uncutejade]

[ Maybe if he ignores it, it'll go away. ]

[cockroach]

[ dsgfdhgjhjn ]JADE!

[uncutejade]

[ Alas. Persistent as always, Runny. ]

Oh dear. I seem to have encountered a great Madagascan hissing cockroach.

[whoswayedanangel]

Ah... There's a flamboyant? blond man in here who claims he approves of your username?

[uncutejade]

[ Ah, Jade has an idea who that might be. ]

How nice. Please tell him I enjoyed bacon with my eggs and toast this morning.

[whoswayedanangel]

...Is he meant to be making pitiful sounds with that?

[uncutejade]

And bacon-infused tea.

[ Yes ♥ ]

[whoswayedanangel]

That sounds terrible.

[You can't hear Peony's theatrical and forlorn cries. But they're there. You are so uncute, Jade.]

[uncutejade]

After which I drew a luxurious bath, with soap made from raggig fat.

[7th_was_closest]

[That was a little mean Jade...but it doesn't stop Ion being glad to see you.]

It's been a long time.