dear_mun | Jun. 16th, 2012

Jun. 16th, 2012

You're stupid! I can't believe I have a stupid mun like you! I want a new mun! A new mun that doesn't suck like you!

[Glares.]

No! I'm not going to go screw myself! You're stupid and sick!

awakenthedarkness

Do not try to lecture me, mundane... I made my choice, and now I intend to live with it.

steppeduparung

Oh, you think this is a good idea now, but you won't in the morning. You and I both know you don't intend to take me anywhere, not really. You just want to complain about the cliffhanger to the audio dramas. Well, I'm right there with you. Hard to see how I'd get out of that one.

I'm not sure how I feel about it being what "woke" me up in your brain, however. Please tell me you don't get off on all of that murder and intrigue. This relationship could become unpleasant very quickly.

A quick chat and that's it, I'm gone. I have investigations to do. A robot dog to put back together. That is to say -- much more important things.

magicore

Have you not a thing better to do with your time, mun? I am forever grateful you thought to take me out for a spin, but some ideas are better left dormant in the confine of one's mind.

Oh, but the possibility of seeing an ally or two is high? So long as you do not rush recklessly into things, you have my support and my blade.

wealldosillythings

Shouldn't you be sleeping? Or at least making more of an effort?

Current Mood: curious
Current Music: (will fix tags later)

auton

Synthetic or artificial person is quite alright. I am not sensitive on the subject as other models are.

Please understand. I am not as misguided as the other Auton. I have not severed my modem port so I can not face reprogramming upon failure to-

[A pause in this rather cold and robotic train of speech. He is starting to realize the voice in his head is not in fact robotic and eases. Relaxing from the uptight and entirely unnatural way he was holding himself to the more casual hands in pant pockets and slouched stance.]

Then you are not a fail safe program. Good. I was beginning to worry the old man was thinking he was on to something. Though really, why am I even surprised. Human intellect and capability for perceiving is incredibly limited.

Or in layman's terms, you all are dumber then shit. Truly. No offense.

[OOC: muse is from alien resurrection universe]

electromotive

No, I don't think that your sudden interest in me again is a blessing in disguise.

No, I'm not looking forward to happy sunshine rainbow meetup things.

We all know this isn't going to happen and I'm just another one of your spur of the moments. So can we please just like, not?

You don't even know where I am outside of your headspace and I know you don't want to read that magical Phoenix Force stuff.

So, yeah. No.

clandestined

Rather interesting, isn't it? You were complaining mere minutes ago how you wouldn't like me around. Yet here we are.

So indecisive.

tactical_alert

Yes, yes, I've been reminded of father's day, thank you, a holiday I normally would never even remember existed, much less ever have reason to give a second thought to.

Ha ha. Go to hell. I am not in the mood; I have other things to worry about. Do go back to reading poetry.

hatched_not_born

Your plight is nothing compared to mine. Perhaps your name - Mundane - is fitting? (There is no humor in her words, though her lips do twitch the slightest bit.) All the advice I can give you is this: tread not on the path of Man. Every joy will end in utmost sorrow; every kiss will be erased by the pain of battle and loss. You are better off alone.

(She falls, with surprising grace, onto a pillow, her golden hair fanned out around her head like a halo.)

A lesson hard-learned is never forgotten. The gods will always interfere, especially if you are one of their ilk to begin with. (Bitter much, Helen?) That, at least, is a favor on your side. You are mortal. You possess the gift of death.

As for me... (Her eyes darken and she rolls onto her side.) I cannot move on. Death has been denied me by my immortal father and my lusty mother. Here, I remain until the end of time. Leave me to my fate and I, in turn, will leave you to yours.

~Helen ~~of Troy~~

fasternlightbot

Pay attention to your own RPs and not the ones on that stupid blog... thing. You're getting distracted.

And I'm not jealous! That's ridiculous! Just because some other Crash likes another 'bot in some other game does not mean I'm jealous. My Crash liked another 'bot and I dealt with that just fine. You're making excuses and- and-

[irritated noises that don't quite form words] Ridiculous.

scanranprettyboy

Have you gone absolutely mad? I don't know where it got into that funny head of yours that sending me in to join your murderous little mot in her magical science future game thing sounded like a good idea, but I've got things to do, and people without horns to deal with.

By the way, why do they all seem to have horns? You ought to keep me away from them. Might catch whatever's got them looking all pekid and yellow-eyed. Put me in there, and I'd just stick out. Clash, like. It's a rubbish idea, all sorted, and that's without the consideration of how I'm needed here in Corus. You can't be pulling me out now, not when I've got a city and a court to mind, and a failed harvest to compensate for, not to mention all this business with Beka, damn her.

Knowing you like I've come to, I'm thinking you won't be changing your mind on the matter much. It's only a shame I can't find a way to get one of these knives in your ridiculous little hands, tapping away at that 'computer' thing and dragging me into this.

ourchoice

( Spoiler warning )

alpha_hale

You know I'm not a lone wolf right? I need my pack.

*NOPE, sorry Derek. Might wanna calm down though.*

No, I won't calm down. Things back at home have been going well for me, and now you just throw me into this hell hole? You never consider the consequences, do you? ...You're starting to remind me of a certain Beta.

husbandbender

No. Absolutely not. I don't care if my husband is there, Tenzin can take care of himself. I'm not going anywhere without my babies.

fabuloushair

( Probably spoilers here and in any comments. )

okami_shiranui

This again? You know you are too busy to be able to handle me, especially not this time of year. Your work is to take up your pencil and make art, not be chained down to fritter away the hours making pretend. The past year or so has been boring for me this is true, but priorities and resolve are two of the biggest lessons I have taught, are they not?

Make me proud to be spending time with you, cub. Don't ever make me regret our partnership. You know how much I hate lazy slobs, after all.

But should you find time to release me again, I would not object. It has been a very long time since I've been in a good fight, I would hate to get rusty.

doctorofdeath

[ She spends quite a bit of time meticulously studying the game's premise, the people; she spends an equal amount of time considering what her mun is planning to do with her there, and how well she will or will not fit in, and adjust. ]

I trust your instincts, but isn't one game sufficient?

And I'm not fond of being thrust into an arranged marriage, especially when there are children to consider.

gorgonfondness

Is it really that long ago? It seems like just yesterday we were all meeting for the first time.

Okay, I know it's cliche to say that, Miss Mun, but that is how it feels. With the way things keep changing, it always feels like the beginning. That's just how life is, isn't it?

Let's keep going, Miss Mun. There's a lot of adventure left to be had.

-Mia Malfoy-Ausa

[Happy 20th anniversary of the release of Lunar: The Silver Star, the first in an unforgettable, moving, and really bitchin' video game series.]

entitler

Long time no see, huh? Well, I kinda figured you couldn't stay away forever. It's not like you're ever gonna put me somewhere, so you might as well get all that crap out of your system before you get bored again.

Nah, I can't say I miss all of that, myself. It's nice and quiet here and those kids I gotta share it with don't kick up much of a ruckus. Who cares if you're finally gonna find out more about me? I was keeping that stuff to myself for a reason, you know. Good reason, too. It's just like they say: better to let sleeping dogs lie, rather than...

I dunno, what's the alternative there? Rather than waking them up and getting bitten on your leg, I guess.

laylaknowsstuff

It's actually impossible to get cross-town in twenty-two minutes.
Remember? You tried it in order to get to that bar.
Really, what is anyone is thinking?

seesbeyond

( spoilers possibly in comments )

redjacketthief

Princess. Princess.

Look, I know the odds suck, but we don't have very many options right now. Its either we deal with the pain now or we deal with worse pain later. I know that the decisions here won't stop the ones that have all ready been made, but you can stop worrying.

I've done crazier before. I don't fear the Reaper.

You just better make sure that we all get something out of this. Something big, even if it is a favor owed to us from the ones in power. I have faith that you'll make the right decision--I have faith in everyone involved that we know.

It's something you could learn sometime. Now, please, relax.

maredementis

I get to see Finn? Please.

Let me see Finn.

Pleasepleaseplease--

linsanity

( episode 10 spoilers )

espio

Hey, as much fun as it is to creep out the local xenophobes, I don't need to be an idiot - and publicise that I'm an idiot - to do so. Who do you think I am? Mighty? I know better than to poison myself!

Speaking of which, blegh. Disgusting.

littlest_devil

Just so you know, if you give up at the last moment for any stupid reason like you ended up doing with that other girl months ago, I'm going to punch you. With the biggest book I can find.

lyingbrat

NO!

You- you were leaving me alone, an- and then you said you wanted to be more active with me, but I don't want-

I don't care if it en't really him, it'll look like him, and sound like him, and I don't care if he is my father, I don't ever want to see him again. I hate him.

ima_something

You are being lazy mundane. You know it too. I'd threaten you with the blanket with fluffy bunnies on it if I thought it would do any good, but you're probably too lazy to be scared of that either. Stop making excuses and get on with it.

frustrates

You are such an ass.

I don't even know where I stand with Pokemon right now, and now you're sending me to some entirely new world full of even shittier monsters to get in my way? On a whim, even, when you know full well how tired I am of getting pushed around by overexcited people who want me to do what they want. Yeah, you just added yourself to that list.

[sigh.]

Isn't there any other way to resurrect her? I don't want to quit training. I still owe March for what I did... besides, it'd be better if you caught up to my canon point in your comic, rather than use up all your ideas for me on RP. You really have no sense.

turncoatcait

While I certainly understand your excitement about playing me again, I'm not sure that sending me to this city is going to be any sort of a vacation compared to back home.

There's far too much infrastructure to be rebuilt for me to sit idly by, I could probably rig together a power generator to power most of the city with the scrap that's available within a few weeks if I don't do much else.

Having to rebuild Cait Sith would be another matter altogether though, and we both know that he's indispensable in these sorts of situations.

awkwardboxer

We might be getting a movie, huh? Not sure they could fit everything into a movie but we'll see, I guess.

They can cut out that one part at Yakushima, though. Nobody needs or wants to see that. [The less people know about "Operation: Babe Hunt" the better.]

hotredhero

No. This is the official veto.

I thought we agreed that picking this me was the right decision. So how about we stick with that and ditch this hypothetical "other approach"? Don't think I can't see you thinking about it, either. Just leave that idea right where you found it: in the dust.

Besides, what would be the point? You've got the best I have to offer and that's all you need.

somanyadjectives

Just so we're clear:

You want to drag me into this ... neighborhood, make me human, and marry me off to a Bonnie who's not my Bonnie. On top of that, Damon's going to be there, we're both going to be before we met anyone from Mystic Falls, back when we still hate each other and would rather see each other dead then be next door neighbors.

I won't know Caroline, Matt, Alaric or Tyler. I won't know Elena, if she happens to arrive.

Oh, and Katherine's there too. But I think she's dead and won't know about how she screwed us over with Klaus.

I really think that reconsidering this plan would be in everyone's best interest -- don't you?

... Except the being human part. That part, I think I'll be able to work with.

Current Mood: pessimistic

mommy_deadliest

Now, dear. Patience is a virtue. Me and my children have waited years to claim what is rightfully ours -- surely you can wait a couple of months.

i_am_not_cute

Whoah, you're seriously thinking of letting me pilot a fighter ship?! That's awesome! I definitely won't let you down if you do!

Though...I barely know how to drive a car, so I don't know how well I'd do with a spaceship...

[Don't worry. You're getting six hours of intensive videogame...I mean, simulation training before you're sent out on those things.]

Oh! Okay. That's not so bad then...I guess.

[It's okay if you're scared. This is pretty extreme for you, after all.]

I'm not scared! [Not that much, anyway. Being killed once already has kind of made her perhaps a little more fuck-you-bitch-I-am-the-god-of-death about dangerous situations than usual. A second death penalty stacked on top of her current one would be terrible, true, but she knows she'd at least be coming back.] Anyway, as long as I have people I need to protect, then it doesn't matter whether I'm scared or not -- I'll do what it takes to protect them!

painteddoll

If you laughed any harder, my love, my face will quite literally split. And you and I both know that's good for absolutely no one.

Let's do stop and don't make me regret choosing to keep this. And don't tell me that choice wasn't mine.

dontcallmezuzu

Mun,

I suppose it should thank you for the account as well as the new icons. I'm not quite sure about this age-up thing, but I suppose playing me during my Firelord days to "see how I grow up" could prove interesting. So thank you.

I still think you should focus on your work, I know what it's like to be swamped by work you've put off, trust me. [Speaking from ruling a country experience here]

If you're going to play me though, at least find me a game. Yes, I don't even mind meeting all those people from "the new series." Yes, I realise I'm much older than most of them. If this age thing is going to be a big joke to you I think you should rethink it.

I really hope you know what you're doing.

derp_gator

...

...

[Blink]

squeak_squeaker

Mun, uhh... do you REALLY think people don't like me talking about cookies and chipmunks and hugs all the time?

But those are all the best things in life! [Kronk smiled brightly, before frowning a little.] And. And smarter people don't want to talk about that stuff, you say?

Does that mean smart people don't eat cookies? And...uh. What about petting little animals, they don't do that either? What about hugs? [Gasp!]

polar

Yes, you're being impulsive. Yes, you have a decision to make. And yes, you probably should think it through first.

[.................]

So... are you done yet? Because we really have places to be.

swearsateveryone

....cazzo é sbagliato con te?!

Fucking throwing me into stupid fucking things that will fuck me over mentally is your idea of fun?!

Find someone else to be your stupid plaything. Not fucking interested.

[ ... ]

...What the hell do you mean I don't have a damn choice?!

tinyspider

I don't care that you can't put me in a game 8ecause I don't want to go to one ANYWAY. They all sound 8ad and I like it here. And I don't have a husktop yet so I don't get to talk to anyone except smelly neigh8ors and ~~spiderbait~~ spiderb8. I'm staying. It's final!

- VRISKA

xjenny9

Well... as much as I appreciate it mun.

Don't you think you should canon review before bringing me out? You're memory isn't really the best y'know.

ex_ordinaryman917

I am sorry to be less than obliging, but I am unable to comply. My prime directive does not allow for playing in games.

[He smiles politely. It is crucial to follow protocol and maintain eye contact.

[c: prf\human\dav8>trust]

So he does.]

I would be more than happy to assist in any other fashion you require.

profitableboron

You hear it's good from your buddy who you trust on pretty much everything.

You like him—hell, I like him—so...get on that, okay? Besides, it's your birthday soon, you could use that to wrangle a buddy to go see it with.

Should probably watch 2001 first, though. You keep pussyfooting around that one; can't imagine why, even the astronauts who landed on the moon were tempted to quote HAL.

...I guess I'll settle for watching the Haley Joel Osment one again. But still, get on that. Like, tomorrow.

shadowsteps

Oh? And what's this? Actual effort for an actual home? I'm almost impressed.

Yes, only "almost." Don't think I've forgotten that you let me rot here for...how long was it again? It'll take more than some attention to earn forgiveness.

darktrollofthesith

Well of course I'm 'original'. I rather doubt there's anyone else like me in the galaxy. It's so hard to find competence these days, especially in my fellow Sith, sad as it is.

Or not. Better for me, in the long run, at least.

By the way, you seem awfully pleased with the username. Care to cue me in on the joke?

sonsomnia

"A controlled tongue avoids lying"?

Yes, I do believe I would like for you to introduce my son Loki to your friend Jesus.

Please do so immediately.

burnsbright

I don't have an "obsession with dancing". I learned at the Jedi Temple and it's fun. Do you really have to act like it's more than that? And yeah, I'm going to be the one to ask other people. There's no point in just coyly hinting and staring at the dance floor.

If you keep having me go to parties, it's going to keep happening, you know.

antiavatar

( ep 10 spoilers )

alchimia

This is stupid, and you know it. That bastard didn't have to do what he did. I never wanted... Whatever. At least he got what he wanted in the end. For himself and for me an' Al.

...And don't think I don't know what you're doing. We both know this is just to mess with me. I'm not recognizing any kinda day for this crap.

justabitcreepy

Horror game, horror game, horror game, horror game!!

Eheheheheh! Dark rooms full of monsters! People screaming in terror! I can't wait, I can't wait! And there's no escape?! Even better! No more creatures of light will bother me! I'll be free!

Ahahahah! This is gonna be so much fun! I should get packing right away! What do you think I should bring, mun-lady? Ooh, ooh, can my friends come, too?!

Hiroshi-kun, Akira-kun, Josephine, Sergeant George, we're saved! Come on, everyone, lets hurry!

cheatsheets

Hey, mundane.

The datascape is my home. I have enough to do with keeping the resident virus(es) from breaking quarantine. Last thing we need is another incursion of the things and who knows what damage it'd do this time.

We'll talk once I figure out a way to keep the blasted things better contained. Namine and Xion would have my head if anything happens to the place again.

liverletdie

You knew from day one sometimes I'd have to make the tough choices, but I'm glad you didn't shy away from this one. We had to take him out, and I don't like it any more than you do, but at least now we won't have a rogue alien AI kidnapping people, or endangering whole buildings, or anything like that.

Yeah, I'm not happy there was a kid in their either, but he'll come back. We all come back. Remember that, alright? I think it's time we take some risks. We have a lot riding on a few people these days, and the clock's ticking down. We need to work on what's coming just as much as we work on making sure we don't have rogue elements.

And no, I don't see anything wrong with making these desicions, or acting on them. Someone needs to, and at least when it's me, I know it's done responsibly. Just do the right thing, let's make sure nobody else has to make a decision like that again for a while.

tallerthanatree

No.

I do not wants to go to some stupid dildos 'game'. I ams a billionaire. I haves guitar practice. You're a regular jackoff sittings at the computer. I thinks we both know who ams the winner.

Leaves me alone.

ducks_one_true_swan

It was about time. I don't appreciate my staff taking their time with things. Efficiency is quite important in our business, hmh?

About that username though... Well, you could have chosen worse.

[Had 'doesthiswaterproofsuitmakemelookfat' fit into the username box... It's safe to say this mun would have been labeled a 'dangerous alien' immediately... or falling victim to Bermuda syndrom.... or maybe just forced to eat DUCK curry extra spicy for hours. But like this, the President is willing to tolerate.]

So now what, exactly? You should realize I'm a busy man, so this time hurry a bit with making some plans.

handkerchief

Then it's decided! Next round it is!

It's probably a better choice in the long run to wait for a bit, anyway. Best to not rush in without being sure, right?

You don't need to overextert yourself on my behalf... Waiting for a bit is fine.

I could use a little break after what happened in the art gallery, that's for sure!

jackbotsattack

I am an evil, ominous, terrifying, powerful bringer of darkness, and the future ruler of the world!!!

Not a "cuddle monster."

ophis

My, my, my.

What a quaint headspace you have, miss writer. A few too many ... familiar faces, I must admit. I cannot imagine getting along with a single one of them. They seem rather distressed.

You do see the mistake you are making here, yes? Stepping forward into something with a simple notion, and naught the faintest of ideas where to take it. I've sit here for quite some time now, waiting for a little attention, and here I am now with only a name and a tentative story behind me.

The others did say you were the type to rush into things. I suppose it's better of me not to be surprised about it, hm?

But I appreciate the effort. I even get to have a little fun, which is more than what I can say for the rest of them. Perhaps you like me best.

coluan

Shut up. You do not know anything about my father.

stillshinigami

Finally something more my speed, huh? What took you so long? I thought we were talkin' this place six months ago? Something about preferring small games? Tch.

How'd that work out for ya?

It's too bad you didn't app me with any previous game CR cos' I coulda used some of that gear I picked up in the last few places I've been at. C'mon, man. Hover boots? Those were pretty awesome.

Maybe I'll get lucky again this time. Y'never know.

In either case, I'm lookin' forward to this.

worldserpent

Like Father? I.. ssssuppose. My ssshhapechanging is.. not as good. Never taught.

I do not.. do.. not.. need a female face as well.

in_loveless_memory

No.

You can get me to kiss someone once per year. I swear if you make me accidentally kiss Sasuke in the same thread I just kissed someone else I'm going to... I don't know what. But it'll be something!

Current Mood: annoyed

theboobsdontlie

How rude. You do realize it isn't nice to shake someone awake when they're taking a nap, I hope.

... How have I been doing? While I'm here I don't get to be called out by Maya or Pearl as much as before, so it's been quiet. I guess it can get a little lonely, but what can a spirit do? Besides, I'm sure they're doing just fine.

I think we have issues.

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