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[laughingalltheway]

My my; would any of you prefer to stop being Fathers? I do know of a few, ah, arrangements that would suit you perfectly.

Hee hee hee ha ha ho ho hee haa haa hee HAA HA HAAA HA HA

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[clampett_clown]

Would these arrangements happen to be anything like this?

[Swings a mallet at the Joker crotch]

[laughingalltheway]

[ Yeah, no. He'll be dodging that now; that's not nice. You've earned some laughs from him, however. ]

Oh! Hee hee. A good try, a good try. Perhaps even an, ah, admirable one but... No, no, you see, you're off the target there. That's not what I had in mind at all.

[clampett_clown]

So, what did you have in mind?

[laughingalltheway]

A father certainly can't be a father if they don't have any children.

[clampett_clown]

Not actually funny, though. Unless the kids are little Dr. Doom-like megalomaniacs.

[laughingalltheway]

[ Now you're talking gibberish to him. ]

I certainly see the humor in it.

dsmfjnsvjf /hopes she's not horrible at this

[silentguardian]

[Have a Batman standing over you.]

A padded cell would suit you perfectly.

[A beat, he's glaring at you, like he's ready to attack at any moment.] What are you planning?

:> Why hello

[laughingalltheway]

[ What are you doing here, Batty-boop? Your parents are dead already. This little Joker can't quite offer you much now can he? He laughs anyway. ]

Oh, how it would. A padded cell side by side with you, I think. You know, that would be so very, ah, righteous. They want you too, you know, I'm sure there's room for two in those cells.

See, this plan of mine... Oh, you'll like it, see. Sit down, sit down, we have so much to talk about.

[ He's all smiles. There has to be someone to offset Mr. Grumpy Glare in the bat suit. ]

Hai! /made this account just to tag you, a new muse is born! /also going to bed now

[silentguardian]

[Yes, yes, he knows they're after him. He had no choice, he had to take the fall.

And no, sorry, that's not gonna happen.] You'll be alone in one, away from everyone, forever.

[And then he steps forward and grabs the Joker by his lapels. He knew he wouldn't like the plan, and he wonders at the clown being co-operative.] Tell me.

Well that is fantastic news. Consider me excited. /also goes to bed though oh god it's 5am

[laughingalltheway]

[ Well, isn't this just familiar? Tsk tsk, you'd think he would have learned. ]

You know, let's make a little game of this. You see, you see, ah... Imagine, yes, ah, six policemen... Yes, six. Six policemen, yes. All six chasing a little bat, a bat trying to do good... They help the bat, see, help it along and then the bat turns on them. You, the little bat, are the enemy for siding with your little so-called justice. What a bad joke that is. You think those policemen side with justice? You think you trust their choices? Well if you do, you know, you'll have to save them... from themselves, yes, oh yes. It'll be all fun and games until one of them starts screaming. Hee hee hee...

[ What he's not saying, unfortunately, is that there's a police-hosted Father's Day fair with dunking booths... And he kindly donated some new liquids for the policemen to be dunked into. If you're nice enough, batty, he'll tell you allllll about it before the screaming starts. ]

/so late, so unsure about this, need to watch the movies again.. and more icons

[silentguardian]

[His grip on the lapels tightens, though he's likely to switch to violence sooner rather than later. The Joker was always the most frustrating, because hitting him never seemed to do the trick like it did with others.

Still, he's not playing. His voice comes out in a low, angry growl:] No games, Joker. The police fair, what did you do there? [Because he at least knows the fair is going on and it's a Father's Day thing. But it could be something else entirely. He was never sure, not with the clown.]

What are... "icons"? \_(O_o)_/

[laughingalltheway]

[ He's still all smiles. ]

No? Well if you won't play, then think of how many lovely police officers will have to die...

Hee hee hee ha ho ho hee ha ha ha ha-- ahhh HA HA HAAA HEE HO HEEE HAA HA HAAA

[ Sorry, he's too wrapped up in laughing up a storm while in Batman's grip to really do much talking. Guess you'll have to do something about that, Mr. Bat. ]