Not much of a grand introduction, but I guess it will have to do. Honestly, why the long face? And no, that isn't a pony joke, please. If we're going to work together, you'll have to amp up your humor by, let's say... 1,001 percent. To start with.
Now, as I was saying, I can't fathom why you look so displeased to have me in your crowded head. It was only a matter of time - everyone has a little chaos in them, some more than others. In your case, it's the perfect amount. Once you start realizing that, then we can really go places.
Oh, you think I'm only for PSLs and memes? How quaint, you think you're in control of the situation! Aren't you just the cutest, let me pinch those cheeks of yours!
I'm really flattered you're thinking of me. Especially when you almost picked Princess Luna. She's got years more experience of this whole 'reformed villain' thing than I do.
But if I inspire you, don't forget what that feels like. Don't be afraid to reach out or take the little steps. They're what happens on the way to the bigger steps.
Like this place you're probably sending me. Talk about empathy magic! I'm gonna be in way over my head. But if I can learn more about myself - well, I'll definitely give it my best shot.
Well lookie here nerd. You thought I was as dead as the pony fandom, huh? Well you're shit outta luck there.
Now, not sure why the fuck you went and dragged me on back out. Ain't like there's any games for me to head off to but hey. I'm pretty damn ready to just lay down my words anywhere, and I got a lot of em. What's that? You missed me huh?
Damn. You really are a fuckkng nerd, ya know that?
Mun, I know you're a little bit nervous about trying the roleplay thing again after so long. We're all behind you, I know you're anxious about some of these new games and one even had Pinkie Pie and that zebra you told me about whose friend's with Twily but pace yourself. Rushing throughout an app is like making one of those (what do you call them, DnD) games, you have to make sure everything is just right.
Apple Bloom is rooting for you, Church is pretending he doesn't care, Zoey is doing one of her Contest Combinations in preparation for said event and so on. Everyone knows you can do it. And also, two other points? Those fics you were planning on writing try not to feel too disappointed that the 'Kamen Rider fanfic' crossover wasn't worked on yet. Things happen.
Would you please calm down already? You weren't expecting to make mysterious_world a big deal anyway, so what are you panicking over? While I do hope that there are a few more ponies, people and whatever there, it's not the end of the world if it's quiet and slow... Wasn't that what you wanted in the first place?
Two months to finish it - to make Calice whole and banish the corruption inside her - and an invitation from the Pale Pony herself to aid her Equestria.
Mundane, you certainly have a flair for the dramatic, non?
Of course I WILL have to see this through, you and all my other roommates in your head. We will make this finale a grand one, and I have no regrets.
A toast! To the conclusion of mylittlejamjar - and perhaps the beginning of another game afterwards.
Wait.... other me was eating... no, mun, I'm totally going to ignore any comment about elephants in the rooms, especially because I can't see any elephant, let's focus on hat human lyra was eating. Was that... meat?
DARLING, why I think it's simply WONDERful that you've finally added me to your repertoire! Why it's taken much, much too long for you to do so... I might even say..Fashionably late? In any case, with me here, this drab little headspace of yours will now have so much more class. Those other muses you have here are friendly enough, but with the exception of one or two, they don't exactly know fashion now do they darling?
Now as for this space I'm expected to reside in until you decide you want to do something with me... I'll be needing much more room, of course. I couldn't possibly get any work done with what you've allotted me, and I simply must have some decor and window dressings. Honestly dear it's like you don't even care! Just you leave everything to me.
Don't you know I have a thousand other things I could be doing right now?
[You have a thousand other things to do?]
...Yes, well, it MAY not have occurred to you, Mundane. But *I* happen to be a very important sorcerer. I refuse to allow myself to get involved with your silly shenanigans when I could be out there trying to take over the kingdom!
[Cedric, you do realize that it'll be a little bit harder as a pony. You don't just have one Princess to try and win over. You'll have FOUR. And one of them has been known to send other ponies to the moon.]
If we tried to get everyone in the world to adore us, I think I'm the only one of us who actually managed to do that. Kinda funny when you think about it!
So you going to bring me anywhere? Cause I'm kinda hungry, and it is so lunchtime.