peridot_5xgLet it be known that, against my better judgment, I am choosing to trust you here, hu-mun. Your guilt is understandable; you've written over half a million words of a continuous story in which I am a protagonist and you have gifted me with many benefits the canon source never offered. I do greatly appreciate your commitment to emphasizing how I'm objectively the best character of my franchise. Not many can accomplish this to the extent that you have, and I sincerely hope one day more will recognize your accomplishments.
That being said... you knowingly tricked me into endless torment of every variety. Trauma so great that you laughed off the horrific events going on in the final series - because you had already outdone it with your twisted and relentless methods of sadism. And every day I vow I would exact my vengeance on you for the pain you've gleefully put me through.
That is why I'm allowing you to let your attentions stray from your series to mess around in this format for a while. Yes, you'll surely find a way to torment me even like this, but now it's no longer solely in your hands as you must work with others to accomplish this endeavor. And... your intentions for me revolve around my satisfaction, so contextually, our roles are now reversed, are they not?
So go on - by all means, as the humans would say, "pimp" me around every little meme in every community you come across. You've earned a break for your hard work on your series! A collective 671,454 words is no laughing matter! Your readers will understand.
You'll get no complaint from me - whatever I suffer in this format, I welcome a break from your twisted, unchecked sadism. Let me take a break from my role as a designated surrogate for offspring that aren't even biologically mine.
Let us both find mutual enjoyment in this form of entertainment! I recommend seeking out more Garnet hu-muns for starters.