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[personal profile] kals
I'm not sure what the point of this is, considering a small trailer woke your interest up. I have thoughts, but I know you won't listen to them.
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[personal profile] flirtyengineer
You find somewhere the show is streaming and you want to bring me back out again?

Dan is like, way more interesting than me. All I'm going to do is fix computers and hit Rebecca over the head with something heavy. Actually probably more the second one, I like her even less now.

You'd probably be better off sending me back to LA and having me meet some new sportscasters, telling your own story -- but then you'd have to find another mun who's as big a sports dork as we are. Good luck with that.
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[personal profile] twopointeightkids
While it's nice that it made you think of me again, I'd like if it was in a more pleasant way... For me. Not being chased by mob bosses and the Devil himself over some... Card game?

Your subconscious is a strange place.

Let's not go down that path, regardless of how excited it made you.
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[personal profile] tinybadassbro
Ok, so...

[ All five and a hair feet of him squinting as he processed once again waking up in a weird situation that made no sense. ]

What exactly is your plan? I mean we can't just...stay here. In this "vacuum" or whatever you called it.

[ Can he ever just have one normal day? No Viktor. No you cannot. ]
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[personal profile] precociousprincess
[ Refraining from the most incredulous eye-roll, for now: ] You said this would be an adventure, and there would be a lot of important people for me to meet.

[ She gracefully crosses her arms, seeming much older than ten, the spitting image of her mother to any who knew, and possibly, dangerously, to some who didn't.

In truth, she was hoping she might meet family here she otherwise couldn't, but so far this looked more like her private studies than a magical source of adventure. ] Well then, where is everyone?
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[personal profile] halfwaythroughchicago
I'm not happy about your choice of username. But it's better than the alternatives you were thinking about.

Though I'm not sure what you want from me here. I'm a fireman. But I can't put out fires with my bare hands. I need gear, a truck and most of all a squad. Not something I'm seeing around here. You got far more capable guys in that head of yours.

Doubt I'd run across any of the guys here... You're a few years too late for that.

If you can think of something for me to do, let me know.
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[personal profile] deepinthere
That's a fucking terrible joke you're making there and I'm not here for it. I could... [He clutches his hands not knowing what to do about it. But then he just, sacks together.] Just keep kicking on me, why don't ya... [He mumbles as he starts pacing.]

This is the worst kind of scenario. I'm literally a fish out of water, and there's not a thing I can do about it.

Okay...

Hi, I'm the Deep. I'm a superhero, looking for work. Can anyone help with that? I'm part of the Seven... anyone heard about them? We fight the big crimes.
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[personal profile] timore
This is fucking pathetic. Do you really think I like being here? So, what, you finally got around to watching the premiere episodes and you think you can just fucking come here and expect me to tap dance?
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[personal profile] maroons
( There's a hazy blink as she looks around this odd nexus that feels a lot like something out of a fever dream. Real, but not. Nauseating.

She's creeped around enough to understand what this is, but acceptance is far from her grasp. )


....Nah.

( Rue turns and reaches forโ€” a door? A window? A fucking fire escape, anything. An exit. Her arm hovers in the air, because there's no end really in sight, because this is some What Dreams May Come type bullshit. Yer an rp character, Rue. )

Okay, how do I leave? Do I have to like, imagine my way out or something?

( She's not even addressing the "mun" or whatever the fuck, because that's creepy. She's asking the masses. )
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[personal profile] story_of_jack
No, I don't see it as being pressed into service. I think it could very well be something far worse.

This new arrangement of ours, if you could call it that, does not extend to you giving orders and me being compelled to comply with them. No - it doesn't stop there. You are assuming total control over my narrative. No matter what promises you make, the fact remains that I would be at your mercy, utterly. What could I possibly have to gain that would be worth that sacrifice?

[...]

You aren't giving me a choice, are you?

Cruel thing, to show a man the hand that guides his fate. To shatter any illusions he might have had remaining that his life belonged to him.

Just make them good stories, will you?
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[personal profile] storytolds
I suppose you thought she might.... be here.

( A small, soft smile touches the woman's mouth. It looks like it hurts a little. )

This is the month for ghost stories, after all.
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[personal profile] ghostdrummer
Will they see me? All the time?

It's an important question! If they can't see me then what will I do? I don't wanna be an invisible ghost. All alone. I need my boys around. Will I see them? Can you help me?

Sorry. This is strange and new for me. Uhm. Well I appreciate being remembered and brought out I suppose? But I'm not sure what I should do here. It won't help me finish my unresolved business. Maybe I can find someone to talk to. Well if they can see me.

Uncertainly yours,
Alex.

Oh and what's a "mobile"? Do I need one?
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[personal profile] cps_alesha
I'm glad you thought of me but you're really going to do this a third time?
timore: dns. (๐šƒ๐™ท๐™ด ๐™ต๐š๐š„๐™ธ๐šƒ๐™ด๐™ณ ๐™ฟ๐™ป๐™ฐ๐™ธ๐™ฝ.)
[personal profile] timore
Do I look stupid to you? This is fucking useless. I know, I know โ€” smile, look pretty, nod. If that's all you want me to do, fine. I won't forget it, if that hasn't been made crystal-fucking-clear.
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[personal profile] girlfromnowhere
 "I know you've waited long enough, but keep waiting."

"Until then, you have your notions. What will I do next?" 

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[personal profile] peridot_5xg
Let it be known that, against my better judgment, I am choosing to trust you here, hu-mun. Your guilt is understandable; you've written over half a million words of a continuous story in which I am a protagonist and you have gifted me with many benefits the canon source never offered. I do greatly appreciate your commitment to emphasizing how I'm objectively the best character of my franchise. Not many can accomplish this to the extent that you have, and I sincerely hope one day more will recognize your accomplishments.

That being said... you knowingly tricked me into endless torment of every variety. Trauma so great that you laughed off the horrific events going on in the final series - because you had already outdone it with your twisted and relentless methods of sadism. And every day I vow I would exact my vengeance on you for the pain you've gleefully put me through.

That is why I'm allowing you to let your attentions stray from your series to mess around in this format for a while. Yes, you'll surely find a way to torment me even like this, but now it's no longer solely in your hands as you must work with others to accomplish this endeavor. And... your intentions for me revolve around my satisfaction, so contextually, our roles are now reversed, are they not?

So go on - by all means, as the humans would say, "pimp" me around every little meme in every community you come across. You've earned a break for your hard work on your series! A collective 671,454 words is no laughing matter! Your readers will understand.

You'll get no complaint from me - whatever I suffer in this format, I welcome a break from your twisted, unchecked sadism. Let me take a break from my role as a designated surrogate for offspring that aren't even biologically mine.

Let us both find mutual enjoyment in this form of entertainment! I recommend seeking out more Garnet hu-muns for starters.
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[personal profile] richmondfelicityavenal
[ Speaking very quietly, ]

I'm not- not sure I aught to be leaving the room... won't everyone be absolutely furious? I'm supposed to stay inside the room.
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[personal profile] callherjane
No.

I'm not coming back out at the lowest point in my life. Not when something else could happen to Kurt or to my friends. You should stay with your OC that has my face; at least she's normal.
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[personal profile] kmorgan
You picked a very strange choice for a binge-watch and now you think you need to bring me back out here. Again. For what?

Unless you want me looking for Jack, and looking for Jack Bauer never ends well.