dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: how to train your dragon

Ah, mun, you're an interesting sort to pick me up in a time when you haven't even watched over my movie in a long time. Have a thing for mothers, I'm seeing.

[She swings her staff around and walks around, just breathing it all in]

Now you've got me here, what is there for us to do? You've brought me here, when I could be back home in Berk.

[Look who's the proud mother.]

Och, where's Cloud Jumper?

And what's a khaleesi?

wherenoonegoes

Here again, huh? And you aged me up. While that's actually welcome, I can't help but think that the recent change means you're up to something.

So, where are you sending Toothless and I this time?

[A game where you get dumped into a bunch of alternate realities, and occasionally have you memories changed to think you're from that universe.]

Sorry, but I think I'm gonna have to pass on that.

[You'll get to hang out with Leonardo da Vinci.]

Which I'm sure would be interesting if I had any idea who that was.

[15th and 16th century painter and inventor, who, while best known for his art, is also known for his work on studying the principles of flight. He's basically the Renaissance-era version of you]

…That is so not playing fair.

Look, I can't go flying around the multiverse. You watched the movie again last night, you know exactly the kind of mess I have to deal with right now. I'm chief, I can't just drop that even if I wanted to.

[Too bad for you that I get final say.]

I was afraid you'd say that. Fine, I'll go. You suck, by the way.

flightsuit

Uhh, let me get this straight—you want to take me to that dark and creepy place where who knows even what is going without Toothless? Sorry to burst that little obviously "genius" plan you have, but that's crazy.

[This whole thing is madness and don't I know it.]

Look, I know Astrid is there. Usually I'd say she can take pretty well of herself because she definitely can. But—but I would want to at least watch out for her. It doesn't look like a decent place at all.

[Because it definitely isn't. In the least bit. Run away.]

But I can't leave Toothless out on his own somewhere either. Both ideas are just terrible—I ... I don't know what to do.

dragonconqueror

Well...I guess this is it. Down to the last couple groups of icons. I still can't believe you're replacing me with me but there you go...

[It's not replacing, Hiccup. Everyone grows up. It's just your time.

He shrugs a little, reaching up to rub the back of his neck.]

I know. I guess we've had a good run at least. It's been...wow, over a year now since you first picked me up. All that drama in Scorched seems like so long ago. And all the psls you started with little me. Guess I'm growing up in those too.

[He smiles softly.]

I wouldn't trade it for the world though. So...thanks, mun.

whitescalesbigmouth

...You've made me sit through that movie three times now. THREE TIMES.

Why in the name of Zephyr would you ever wanna throw me at that Drago guy, ESPECIALLY when he has that giant Alpha dragon at his command?!

You saw what it made those other dragons do!

hiccup1puberty0

Okay, so let's go over this whole "try to find an Astrid since apps are open" plan of yours so I can, step-by-step, point out how stupid it is.

Reason one it's the singular dumbest idea in the world - yes, the dumbest - where are you going to find one? In case you haven't noticed, it's not exactly raining Astrids anywhere. I feel that I would be uniquely qualified in my capacity to immediately notice if that was happening.

[He pauses for just a moment to ruminate on that absolutely delightful - and also slightly horrifying - scenario. He's pretty sure they'd conquer a country. Yes, the Astrid army would definitely conquer a country. Maybe the world. He's sure he'd get a nice comfy chair next to Astrid Prime's throne of skulls as her trusted advisor and royal consort, at least, and honestly, he'd actually be okay with that course of events.]
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hm02

Wow, just wow. You know how long it's been since you played me last? Four years, and you, sir, pretty much dropped me like a very heavy rock after Sum Weyr closed the first time.And now that I've been dragged back here, you can't even play me normally. No, I get to be an AU version of me that has to prove myself all over again. Fun.

Of course, that's nothing compared to what you're doing to poor Toothless. This is just mean.

takeemdownbabe

Whoa, whoa, slow down, when was the last time you did this? I know you played me before but things changed, alri-- yes, you watched the movie three times, and I'm proud of you for that-- but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

... and I was proud of that moment too, but, really?

[Giving that username a sideglance.]

That's the best you can do?

ruffntumblenut

Yeah yeah the movie was great. Hooray for us.

Can we talk about the fact that you let me get EATEN ALIVE!? By a human?!

I mean I think he was human...even if his eyes were gone.

Being eaten by a dragon would be cool but a freaky monster human?

And worst of all is I met Thor! The Thor!!! And you're gonna let me go out like a chump where he can see it?

Whatever guy. Whatever.

...I guess it was nice that I got more spotlight then Tuffnut for a change in the movie.

hiccup1puberty0

Oh, so now I'm allowed out again. You do realize that people are just going to think you're - what's it called, "trend apping"? You trend-apping fiend. [He waggles a finger chidingly.] And I'm just going to sit here pretending that we've never met each other before - [he gestures back and forth between himself and his mun] - and that I have no idea who you are.

[He holds up a hand to his ear.]

What's that? 'I played you for two whole years and then around psls'? You know, I really just don't remember it that way? Since we're total strangers and all. But if that's the case maybe having a year or so you weren't playing me - hypothetically, of course, since I don't know you - in between then and now might have affected my memory a lil' bit. If such a thing really happened, which we both know is not the case.

[He buffs his nails against his leather vest, oh so casually.]

So, complete and total stranger, who I most definitely don't know, what is it this time? Evil space aliens again? A castle of horrors where the walls themselves eat you? A game that consists entirely of me getting repeatedly run over by a herd of Gronkles?

[He looks up suddenly and then his voice goes entirely flat.]

A futuristic world where I'll be repeatedly forced to fight to the death and revived over and over again. For other people's entertainment. Without Toothless. [He nods in a way that communicates very clearly and yet nonverbally, 'Oh, so that's the way it's going to be,' and then his shoulders drop.] Are you sure that gronckle game isn't out there somewhere? Probably called something stupid like, I don't know, Gronckle City? Groncklemigration 9? Consignment...to death by Gronckle? Or maybe something with an unpronounceable name that vaguely translates to 'gronckle'? It's got to be out there and I'd really rather get repeatedly stampeded to death, if it's all the same to you.

[No. It's not all the same and no, there is no nice game of being stampeded for Hiccup and he knows it. That's why he quickly reverts to an expression of pure and entirely resigned misery.]

Death arena game is it then. [He does a pathetic little, insincere pump of his fist in the air.] Yaaaay for me.

eret

Look, love, this is flattering and all, but we both know this is never gonna work out.

You and I both know that.

You can't trap the trapper.

ruffntumblenut

So...lemme get this straight.

It's a game, where I am thrown into a trap and monster filled arena and have to fight a bunch of other people and monsters to the death.

Then! After I die horribly I get to come back to life and try it all over again good as new?

What's the catch?

...

What do you mean waxing? Waxing what?

You want to rip out my hair!?

dragonconqueror

I get it, you're excited for the movie.

[Hiccup gives an exasperated sigh as he rubs at his ears.]

Just don't squeal too loudly.

summing_it_up

Wait– hold on. You're serious.

You're gonna make me a pirate?

[He stares off-screen for all of four seconds, rolling his eyes as he leans back, hands flying up to meet his face, legs stumbling a bit to keep his balance. A heavy sigh is heard, partially filtered through the thin spaces between his fingers.]

Yeah, I get the reference.

But you know, if you're going through with this, you could've set things up sooner. [Arms wave out to either side of him in slight exasperation.] Or maybe at least edit something! What are you even doing right now?

...Typing.

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Yeah. Sure. You got tabs open, but I don't see your fingers moving.

[HOw dare, Hiccup, HOW DARE]

ruffntumblenut

Will you shut up already!?

I did it, it's done. I was awesome.

You got the episode you always wanted! Sheesh, if I knew you wouldn't shut up about it I'd have kept in the backround again.

ruffntumblenut

Hey.

Listen I appreciate you getting all my icons back and stuff but...that was a really awful Snoggletog.

I've never been away from my family for Snoggletog, that's kind of the point of Snoggletog!

And all I had going for me was mistletoe and no Yagnog.

I mean the place is pretty cool right? Even the mice can make stuff blow up!

And Toothless could be human and chat up Hiccup...that's what did you call it? Shipworthy?

Whatever. Just find me some action soon. All the peace and quiet is making me think. And I hate that.

nedstarksbastard

My lady, I don't see why you're so interested in me once more thanks to something I'm not even a part of. [Well, technically--] I'm aware of that.

Leave me be. I've no interest in dragons, you know that as well as anyone. Try someone who actually comes from there, once the movie comes out and you've seen it--I know you're thinking about playing whoever has my voice afterwards. [Which is jumping the gun here, and he has a lot of issues with that, but he'll leave that for another day.]

Play him, or play anyone else from there, if you so wish to, but leave me out of it.

ruffntumblenut

Gross.

dragonconqueror

Thor only knows how you're going to react when the full thing gets released tomorrow.

I mean if you're squealing this hard right now over a .14 second clip my ears will bleed.

ruffntumblenut

You know...

...I'm starting to think the writers just don't like me.

Seriously! Two episodes out of the entire two seasons focus on me and Tuffnut, and I barely do anything in either of those episodes! What am I his sidekick!?

I quit. He can find another sister. Let's just go find a dark wet place to hang out in...or a game.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: how to train your dragon

voicetest

Going to synodiporia

considering sending this poor boy to haven

one last hurrah

Mun just had an absolutely awful idea.

Nope nope nope. @thegames [HTTYD 2 SPOILERS]

going to Brave New World

oh god i am so out of practice | homeless | potential spoilers?

On the Movie and getting eaten at thegames

Goin to thegames [No spoilers but there might be some in the comments]

movie spoilers possibly in comments

[Throwing in an application at thegames ]

re: the new trailer (possible spoiler talk in comments)

Yo Ho Yo Ho

After watching Free Scauldy (spoilers inside duh)

Test Drive Meme at themainframe

saw the httyd2 trailer and he came back up.

Just saw the trailer. Ruffnut only has one thought.

re: dat trailerception (maybe talk of the spoiler in comments?)

Just watched "Zippleback down."

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