directordisasterTook you long enough. You said you missed me, you said you wanted to "play" me again somewhere, said you wanted a new partner. It's sad being the one who's left behind, isn't it? I know a thing or two about that, you know me. I also know that you've invested so much time and energy on those people, and for what's it worth, I did enjoy the...things I've had, with Galen, Hux, Thrawn and even Ventress. Didn't think I would remember, did you? No, not that Galen. I know you don't like his mun. I don't like him too. But I...like the others. Well, at least some of those things. Didn't much like some other things. It's not fun being chased around by female Hux while he--she--blamed me for her misery. It's not my fault. You know it's not.
Are you going to find a game for me instead? Or other people that you can scheme things again with? I know I'm your best muse and you loved me the best, and we've achieved some great things together. Amazingly, I wouldn't mind if you do. I know, it's a miracle. No, please don't find a Tarkin. I did not need that man breathing down my neck.
Anyway, you should probably finish all the things you're supposed to be writing first, including that motivation letter and scholarship application, and stop playing games so much. I used to do that too when I was your age, but that was decades ago. Look where I am now. I didn't arrive where I am because I played video games all the kriffing time. No, don't you dare criticise my hobby for partying. That was...a phase.
Bottom line, get your sh*t together, mun. I'm not going anywhere.