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Dad wouldn't be there. So by default it's gonna be a bore-fest. You know how bad the drool pools up when I pass out from an overabundance of lame. God bless the inventor of the grenade.
Oh yeah. And I'mma miss all the fantastic bro-time with my super cool bff Eugene. The shenanigans we get into. Oh man.
Maybe I'm cool with it if I get my current income plus free Double Downs from KFC for the rest of my life. I think I could dig that.
Oh yeah. And I'mma miss all the fantastic bro-time with my super cool bff Eugene. The shenanigans we get into. Oh man.
Maybe I'm cool with it if I get my current income plus free Double Downs from KFC for the rest of my life. I think I could dig that.
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Fair trade to me.
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But, you know, talkin' about KFC's making me fuckin' hungry.
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I might even split my next Double Down with you.
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Uhhh.
Are you asking me to pay for your KFC? Because, sorry dude but we haven't even gotten to first base yet.
Maybe if you kissed me on my mouth hole or I dunno, went above and beyond the call of duty or proved your were some kind of ultimate hard-ass.
Or my arch nemesis.
Added me on OK! Cupid.
Stabbed a newborn baby.
Kicked the ice-cream out of some kid's hand.
But I dunno.
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Not counting being a butt cowboy I've got shit close enough on my rap sheet. That count?
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Jay kay. Text me.
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fucks off on his broomstick whoosh. ]
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Listen. I'm working real hard on my body count. Don't pressure me. I get anxious. And then I just got sloppy. And that just bums me the hell out.
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Also, Spidey. You need to keep your pals in check. They've got some legit messy baggage and I'm sick of cleaning up after them.
Er.
Him.
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Oh wait.
You're right.
'cuz. I care about legality and all.
And he didn't already shove a grenade in my noggin.
Crap. I really am a failure.
SPAMS INBOX XDDDDDD!!!!!!
Man, am I glad I'm so not you right now; with the hole and the -- face...thing...
[ long
hard
bonerpause ]Boy! I feel better about myself already! Don't get that feeling everyday.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And gotta admit, you're way more ripped than me.
But my butt's nicer.
And I got a flying broom.
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But you don't know your butts...
I declare a butt wrestle. (Massage oil preferable. Thongs mandatory. The tighter they are the better; the thongs, not the butts.
He'd win otherwise.)
[ A pause. ] Also I would have gotten your nose but --
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But at least I got one extra hole on my face. The greater the cushion, the better the pushin'.
Aaaaanyway. You're on.
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Did you just compare the hole on your mouth with your butt!?
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That shit's long since glazed over.
I'd invite you to my place but my dad mightmake it awkward.
There's always outhouses.
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!!
Is this the first time you've invited a boy over!? Wow-ee!! I'll just tell him I knocked you up then he'll have no choice but to love me.
-- Oooooooorrrr we could use outhouses.
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No I mean like. Do you really wanna bone with him in the other room? The guy kept me in a basement for like a year when I was a youngin' and we just played video games all day. Oh and he taught me how to murder people.
So. If you don't mind a dude like that chillin' in the other room, that's cool.
Or outhouses.
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I'll give you a hint: it's not Logan.
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