Dear Mun . . .

How am I supposed to deal with just not one, but two ill parents? And my stand-in dad putting me into a tight spot? I'm not looking forward to the following months.

A way home then... that's nice. I think I'll miss Clyde the most. Maybe Wade too. It has been a good run, although weird and scary at times. Definitely won't miss Kissmas for sure. But not everything was bad. I got Clyde back after all.

So where are we heading now, cos I doubt you'll let me go home in peace. Considering the new icons I reckon you'll let me be up-to-date next. You're an eager bunny.

Yeah that's right, I'm figuring you out Mun.

Yeah I get it that you wanna get me up to date and all that jazz. But have you thought about how to work with it? I'm not even back in the show yet! With all the crap I've been through to add to my already heavy baggage I'm not sure you're up to it. Might wanna wait a bit and get a feel for my voice again before you throw me down the drains. Alright?

Don't look at me mate, I've no idea why I would come back. I'm wanted so coming back just sound ridiculous. Sure me mum has been through a mess lately and only Cain kept me from coming to see her. But yeah other than that, I've no bloody idea what the Dales can offer me.

Sucks to hear that me and Ed didn't last though... at least I got myself a motorcycle. You considering to canon update me over at that Paradisa place? Honestly, don't bother. I'm at a happy point right now and I would prefer it that way, alright? Just give me some rest.

Fine, just send it that bloody application now that you have finished it. Ignore the fact that I would prefer to be sent to somewhere new instead of some old game you used to play in. But you couldn't make you flippin' mind up.

You can't blame me for beeing at cross with ya. I never wanted to be here. Supppose I should be happy you took a bright canon point instead of something worse.

I won't cross my fingers in hope of getting aceepted just so you know.

If you're going to find me a game let's lay out a few ground rules:

1) No weird place like a space station or medieval castle.

2) No monsters. I don't want you to get me killed. I don't trust you to keep my back.

3) No place where you need to sleep around to survive.

If you do this then I can work with it. I'm sick of this dump. Let's flamin' do something, somewhere other than here. Beats collecting dust in the corner of your sick head.

Ha ha, that's hilarious. [Sarcasm ahoy.]

Besides the fact that my dead dog posted it and that it's kinda 4th wall breaking... I don't see the fun in it. Yes I put fire on John's barn and the garage but that doesn't mean that this other me putting fire to stuff is any funny.

Look, I know what you're doing and yeah maybe it's time for me to move on and meet new people. Since you haven't found anyone else from Emmerdale maybe I ought to get some new friends.

But I'll never forget Jackson and what we had. I can't see myself with someone else so just drop it alright? I don't like having people interfering in my life, you included. I don't need your help.

I don't have an easy time getting friends so you better know what you're getting yourself into. If you find someone, great. If I like him then that's good. But don't ship me with someone just because I need a new boyfriend. I'll never get over Jackson, got it?