The RED Spy (
stabstabstab) wrote in
dear_mun2012-06-17 12:00 pm
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New muse, considering
abaxcity or
maisondeportes
Bonjour to you too, mon cher.
So you think that you can handle a man like me? I pray you know what you're getting into then. The life of a Spy is a hard one, and [he chuckles] no offence, mademoiselle, but you and I both know you don't have what it takes. So consider carefully before you bring me anywhere petit, lest you come to regret it and go crawling back to those other idiots in your head space.
[Just taking a drag from his cigarette here, before he continues on.]
Now, tell me more about these 'games' that you are interested in, hmm? A haunted house, or a city of questions? Both good choices for one of my profession. Look over the intel then and keep me informed, cher.
So you think that you can handle a man like me? I pray you know what you're getting into then. The life of a Spy is a hard one, and [he chuckles] no offence, mademoiselle, but you and I both know you don't have what it takes. So consider carefully before you bring me anywhere petit, lest you come to regret it and go crawling back to those other idiots in your head space.
[Just taking a drag from his cigarette here, before he continues on.]
Now, tell me more about these 'games' that you are interested in, hmm? A haunted house, or a city of questions? Both good choices for one of my profession. Look over the intel then and keep me informed, cher.

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Deftly employing deceit and lies
But simple enough to detect and dispatch
Just light them on fire and see if they catch ♪
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You must be singing of those amateurs in the other bases who claim to share my profession. If one were a good Spy, one would never be caught, especially by those flame-wielding imbeciles with the intellect of a brainless dog. They are simple enough to outwit and outmanoeuvre.
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Other true and tried ways
Like what they say, about how spies
Clack their hands and walk 'round sideways ♪
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[Still not impressed.]
I can assure you that those masked morons who call themselves Spies are not like me.
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You will of course, let me know all about eet?
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[He lets out a small laugh.]
How cute.
[Out pops out his knife, as he flicks it open.]
The world is not such a kind place, espion, especially to men like us. You would do well to shed such pathetic thoughts if you wish to survive.
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[He brushes off some infinitesimal speck of dust off his suit.]
I have survived zhus far, non?
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If you call depending on that machine to bring you back, 'surviving', then I suppose so.
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[He shrugs, very much not concerned with what the other has to say.]
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Low blow.
Sorry, he's a jerk.
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Those marshmallows were delicious.
He doesn't care, he hates marshmallows.
More for him. This conversation is lovely. The most serious Spy and the least serious Spy.
Thanks. I hope I'm doing this right.
<3
<3 you too!
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Ha ha, I fail so bad.
/patpat You're still glorious.
Thanks. I'm going to keep it up there just so everyone else can comment, XD.
I doubt anyone will notice. XP
Who knows? Other Spies, perhaps~
/devious hand rubbing
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Obviously he doesn't talk to a lot of Spies.
No, he doesn't. He prefers to kill them. ;.;
I meant mine. But yes. And he wouldn't like you much if you killed him
Sigh, they're both on the opposite ends of the spectrum.
They really are.
Th-th-th-threadjack!
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[ of course, her thoughts of a haunted house is beyond people popping up in bad costumes and special lighting. ]
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It is a challenge; it is something new. If I cannot handle or solve it, then I am unfit to wear this balaclava.
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I hope they still like secrets in your world.
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[ why haven't you subjected yourself willingly to my experiments!! ]
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I see them as a waste of time, but I do not think I have much say in what my mundane wants. The only thing I can do is accept, and then adapt.
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[Because that's obviously the important part.]
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Vy subtle? Zey are just ghosts.
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Apparently these ghosts cannot be killed, and must be avoided at all costs. They are also quite malicious, and seem to engage in mental and emotional torture rather than physical.
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