Voice testing so hard... canon is Lollipop Chainsaw

[strawberrylollipops]

Omigod Mun, you made me one of those journals? Ah! I'm sooooo happy you thought of me like that! Oh, are there zombies to hunt here? Just kidding! We're not here to do that!

So what do I say? Hmmm, oh here we go! Hi everyone! I'm Juliet, and I'm a cheerleader at San Romero High! I just turned 18 and had the most fantastic birthday eveeer! I have an amazing boyfriend named Nick, who was a totally awesome decapitated head for my birthday! But he got better.

What next, Mun? Munny mun, munny mundane mun!~♪ [Juliet, please stop that...] Oh, you're such a buzz kill, munny mundane! [And mun just facepalms] Anyway, I can't wait to meet everyone. There's lots of awesome people on here, right? Just like myspace and facebook!

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[dominion_war_graduate]

...Myspace?

[strawberrylollipops]

You don't know what Myspace is? We'll totally have to get you one, then!

[dominion_war_graduate]

I ... don't think that'll-- that's one of those internet things, right? From the twenty-first century.

Facebook kind of overshadowed all of them in the history books; sorry.

[strawberrylollipops]

I guess that's not too surprising. After all, Facebook is the more awesome of the two!

not sorry

[marearcana]

I'm not sure whether to be creeped out more by how similar our voices are or that you actually call something "Sparkle Hunting".

LMAO!!! Never be sorry!

[strawberrylollipops]

Oh my God, like... you have the same voice as me. You aren't a zombie pony, are you? Or wait, you're a unicorn!

[And she's now revving up her chainsaw.]

Just who are you?

[She hunts all kinds, dear Twilight Sparkle.]

Too bad there aren't three of you here or else I could go Sparkle Hunting!

[marearcana]

What? No! I'm not a zombie pony! I'm Twilight Sparkle!

Which, incidentally, is why I was so concerned about the whole Sparkle Hunting thing.

[strawberrylollipops]

Oh, what if I Sparkle Hunt three Twilight Sparkles? Wouldn't that be totally awesome?

[Not even considering Twilight Sparkle's feelings here, nope.]

[marearcana]

I can't cast any spells to clone myself yet, and I'm definitely not in the mood for watching myself get eviscerated.

[but suddenly, she gets an idea!]

Maybe if there were some Changelings around, they could turn into me. That wouldn't be so bad...

[lamentingly]

[ ... What did Gohan just listen to? ]

[strawberrylollipops]

[The ranting of a high school senior cheerleader, that's all]

Oh my word, who are you? Ah, you look like someone from that really famous anime! Dragon Ball Z, right?

[Because everything is 4th walled in Juliet's world.]

[lamentingly]

I'm... h-huh?

[ Meanwhile, Gohan is utterly oblivious to what she's even talking about. ]

W-Wait, Dragon Ball what?

[strawberrylollipops]

Dragon Ball Z! Aren't you a character from that series? If not, you totally do look like you belong there!

[lamentingly]

I-I uh... I don't know what you're talking about?

[ Well, no, he sort of does. He knows about *dragon balls*. But this Dragon Ball Z business is just absolutely baffling him. ]

[strawberrylollipops]

You don't? Well, you should watch it at some point. I'm pretty sure it's on one of those cartoon channels!

[Clearly you must watch the show you're from. That's what Juliet is saying!]

[lamentingly]

I... don't watch TV.

[ Given most of the network channels are kind of destroyed. ]

[strawberrylollipops]

You don't? Then what do you do? Oh wait, I bet I can guess! You practice martial arts in order to save the world!

[Everyone - Juliet Starling, zombie hunter extraordinaire...]

[lamentingly]

[ . . . ]

H-How did you... know that?

[strawberrylollipops]

Because that's totally the premise of Dragon Ball Z!

[Or so she thinks.]

[lamentingly]

[ Oh dear lord what is she even talking about? ]

... Right.

[strawberrylollipops]

I know I'm right!

[Not cocky, she just thinks she's right...]

[lamentingly]

I really don't understand what you're saying.

[ No, he's not even kidding. The way she's making this sound, it's like he's supposed to be an actor in some TV show or something.. ]

[strawberrylollipops]

You don't? [Now Juliet's getting it. Oh, maybe he isn't from that show, then. He'd totally know if he was, anyway!]

I'm Juliet Starling!

[So clearly it's best to introduce herself now!]

[lamentingly]

[ You know what? Her introducing herself makes a bit more sense than her talking about this fantasy show that he's supposed to be from. ]

Um... hi. My name's Gohan.

[strawberrylollipops]

Nice to meet you, Gohan! Wow, that really does sound like the character's name in that show I was telling you about!

[And now she's going back to him possibly being from an anime.]

[lamentingly]

[ Okay Gohan doesn't know how to deal. ]

That's uh... that's quite a coincidence...

[strawberrylollipops]

Totally, right? Hey, maybe you were named after him!

[bodyless]

You missed out the part where I got my head reattached to the wrong body. [ Sensei Morikawa's body totally sucks, okay? Morikawa's body is a lot shorter and a less broad than his previous body. Which means he probably won't be as awesome as he used to be at sports anymore.

Nick's life kind of sucks. To be honest, the only good thing he has going for him is Juliet. ]