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loyalassistantYou're entitled to not like how it ended.
And I'm allowed to disagree with you. Somewhat. Kind of. We'll agree to disagree.
And I'm allowed to disagree with you. Somewhat. Kind of. We'll agree to disagree.
loyalassistant
loyalassistantNo. You're not going to bring me back out just for that. Harvey probably isn't even here anyway.
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Jan. 4th, 2017 08:43 pmasurethingNeeding a distraction from your life is really no reason for you to go screwing around with mine. So please, do everyone a favor and stop looking at games and applications.
You should get a hobby. A different hobby. How about a cooking class?
You should get a hobby. A different hobby. How about a cooking class?
potential s6 spoilers.
Jul. 16th, 2016 12:57 amirrefutableYou gotta be kidding me. Look, get it through your head that it's just not gonna work out. I'm getting a little tired of you trying to strong arm me into taking a vacation. Especially, when your choice list of destinations include torture and no escape routes. I sure as hell would like options that at least included some goddamn amenities.
Vegas, Miami, Rio -- All viable options.
[ just so done with everything. ]
Vegas, Miami, Rio -- All viable options.
[ just so done with everything. ]
allaboutthewin You have got to be joking. I cannot believe you've decided that this is necessary. I have much more important things to deal with than you punting me off to some universe that I'm not privy to.
For all I know, you'll put me somewhere where law is ignored, and I'll be completely out of a job. I'm the best closer in New York, it's what I do.
[He's very done; pinching the bridge of his nose, letting out an exasperated sigh.]
Though, since you're as stubborn as I am, there is definitely no changing your mind.
For all I know, you'll put me somewhere where law is ignored, and I'll be completely out of a job. I'm the best closer in New York, it's what I do.
[He's very done; pinching the bridge of his nose, letting out an exasperated sigh.]
Though, since you're as stubborn as I am, there is definitely no changing your mind.
voice test + potentially game hunting.
Oct. 12th, 2015 11:54 pmlsatAbsolutely not. Are you out of your mind?
( why do bad things happen to good people, etc )
Between, you sending me off somewhere to some galaxy far far away and mudding with Louis -- trust me, I'm picking mudding with Louis every time.
( why do bad things happen to good people, etc )
Between, you sending me off somewhere to some galaxy far far away and mudding with Louis -- trust me, I'm picking mudding with Louis every time.
Canon is Suits.
Aug. 19th, 2015 10:34 pmloyalassistantPlease stop laughing at the idea of Louis smoking pot. It's not that funny.
[ Pause. ]
Okay, it's a little funny.
[ Pause. ]
Okay, it's a little funny.
Canon is Suits.
Jun. 30th, 2015 11:25 amloyalassistantYes, you're allowed to feel bad for him, but don't think you're going to make me change my mind. That wouldn't be fair to me. I need my space, and you both need to respect that.
But, these ideas you've been having for Mike and Rachel's wedding are adorable. You should've been a wedding planner.
But, these ideas you've been having for Mike and Rachel's wedding are adorable. You should've been a wedding planner.
Canon is Suits.
Jun. 20th, 2015 10:23 amloyalassistantSixteen hours of me? Well, I'm flattered. But as much as I appreciate your attempt to give me a moment of vanity, the smartest thing for you today would be to find the rest of us so that we have something to do on Wednesday. Namely, go check on Harvey, because I know it'll make you feel better.
Now shush, this is the part where I tell him he has no balls.
Now shush, this is the part where I tell him he has no balls.
loyalassistantWell, I didn't see that coming.
We need a Harvey. And I never thought I'd say this, but I wouldn't mind a Louis either.
We need a Harvey. And I never thought I'd say this, but I wouldn't mind a Louis either.
Canon is Suits.
Jan. 30th, 2015 06:26 pmlitigatesI come back once and you want to dust me off? It's not like Harvey and I are getting back together. As nice as that would be. And the only other person who's ever given a damn about me is Justin, so it's not like you're going to get a great reaction here.
Either you're bringing me back so I can enjoy a stable new job with my unnamed new firm and spend my evenings having mind-blowing sex with a hot lawyer, or this is pointless.
Or are you just really into torturing yourself? Because that would explain a lot of things. Step away from the java chip ice cream, mun.
Either you're bringing me back so I can enjoy a stable new job with my unnamed new firm and spend my evenings having mind-blowing sex with a hot lawyer, or this is pointless.
Or are you just really into torturing yourself? Because that would explain a lot of things. Step away from the java chip ice cream, mun.
Canon is Suits. New commercial.
Jul. 3rd, 2014 04:30 pmloyalassistantWhy yes, I do know Bill Cowher.
Who said Harvey's the only one that can pull the strings around here?Even if he looks amazing in that suit.
Who said Harvey's the only one that can pull the strings around here?
on the sweet, sweet inevitable
Jun. 19th, 2014 12:15 amfraudSo, like.
[ a pause ]
We are tooootally not going down that road again! The whole play-in-a-game-torture-for-months-leave-alone-and-crying-into-cognac route? Not happening. I don't care what you say, or how much you quote-on-quote miss me. Not happening, nope.
We had a deal. I'd, like, fuck off to wherever and you would go the other way and we wouldn't talk again because we both know where that ends up. Me. Alone. Cognac. Not a really pretty picture!
[ there is a touch of hysteria at the end there. ]
And I don't care what you say, I am not--
[ a pause ]
Wait, what do you mean pre-canon?
[ INCOHERENT RAGING HERE ]
[ a pause ]
We are tooootally not going down that road again! The whole play-in-a-game-torture-for-months-leave-alone-and-crying-into-cognac route? Not happening. I don't care what you say, or how much you quote-on-quote miss me. Not happening, nope.
We had a deal. I'd, like, fuck off to wherever and you would go the other way and we wouldn't talk again because we both know where that ends up. Me. Alone. Cognac. Not a really pretty picture!
[ there is a touch of hysteria at the end there. ]
And I don't care what you say, I am not--
[ a pause ]
Wait, what do you mean pre-canon?
[ INCOHERENT RAGING HERE ]
Canon is Suits.
Jun. 6th, 2014 09:08 pmloyalassistantSo just because there's a marathon going on right now, you want to bring me back out. You know this is a stupid idea, right? All the Harveys and Mikes are probably watching the marathon, too. No one's going to notice this post until after 6 AM when you're all half-asleep and clutching at your coffee mugs, trying to pretend you've got Specter swag.
litigatesMy boyfriend is a self-centered, territorial jackass. At this rate, you may just start preparing for our inevitable breakup, after I kick him in the balls.