blueberry_bamf: (Default)
[personal profile] blueberry_bamf
Dearest Mun,

I know that Western comic canon is confusing. I know my own is particularly tangled, what with the decades of material and more authors/artists than would fit under the big top at Der Jahrmarkt. I truly do appreciate all of the effort you have gone through to give me a proper timeline that makes some modicum of sense.

That being said. Please stop shipping me with everyone ever. I know I am a serial flirt, and proud of it, but there is a vast difference between a little light flirting and actually getting into bed with someone. You do know that, ja?
ruined_jaw: (Flash)
[personal profile] ruined_jaw
It's not that I don't appreciate the attention, but it's been years, and you're not even sure there's a place for me anywhere. I'm a teacher, not a bloody vigilante any more.

Don't you bloody dare pull out that old playlist you made. You know what that shite does to me. You don't need this any more than I do.

...Fine. But if I'm to go anywhere, make bloody sure I'm not alone. I'm not in a mood to pull out the old "burn victim" cover story again.

starkretary: had any intuition (wondered if mozart)
[personal profile] starkretary
If you're waiting for my advice, it should be obvious. I'd rather be where the Boss is.

You know, the one with the butthole.
the_gerber_baby: (Rant)
[personal profile] the_gerber_baby
Okay, mun, what the flippin' heck is so special about this McDuck old timer and his nephews that's got you so excited?  Ain't I enough duck for you?
changethendie: only thing I asked of him was when the bars were closed (How it all went down)
[personal profile] changethendie
You mean to say I have the opportunity to go to Hell? Were it but one consonant, you would be making all of Asgard very happy. [except no one knew you were even gone, little buddy, for like. ages]

I've since accepted it, but sending me there . . . well, I would again be fresh. Still with feathers in my throat. Nasty business for all. Are you prepared?

. . . Well, so long as I can partake in the usual shenanigans.

Re: Logan

Mar. 12th, 2017 03:45 pm
justoutrunyou: (Default)
[personal profile] justoutrunyou
Oh shut up.

The last thing I need is you getting "inspired" by another girl with daddy issues getting her ass kicked by the world.

I got out of one crappy game only to have you throw me into magical girl hell. Haven't I earned a break yet?

I wonder if dad ever fought the wolverine....
widdle_widow: (arm and dangewous)
[personal profile] widdle_widow
No I'm not.

[Yes you are, you're rubbing your eyes.]

Well, they are a little sleepy, but I'm not.

Why are we back? Did something else happen?

Those poopy head X-babies try an start trouble again?

[No, but-]

An Bucky Bear's ok?

[I believe so.]

Ok, well.. .I guess it's time for cookies then.
i_rule_me: (Grin)
[personal profile] i_rule_me
Listen, I get it. You're worried that he's not gonna be like me. That Fox's gonna take my name an' make it something else. Something worse.

Couldn' be much worse'n I've done t'myself, aye? Besides, we both know there's more than one way ta tell my story. Best jus' ta let 'em have their fun.
deadliestwoman: (Default)
[personal profile] deadliestwoman
Don't come crawling back to me. We went our separate ways for a reason.
smashing_good_time: (Default)
[personal profile] smashing_good_time
Puny humans are all the same.

Will never stop bugging me.
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[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid
[Behold Virginia.]

Hello. It is a pleasure to meet you.

I require the location of my children and husband. I have arrived here unexpectedly and need to return to them as soon as possible. If that cannot be provided, my current location would also be acceptable.

A game? I'm sorry, I must decline. Games are a distraction for that task. Especially since I have been coded to be an adult, with responsibilities tied to that designation. Perhaps later, with my children, once a schedule has been arranged appropriately.

[A pause.]

You have yet to respond. Perhaps you did not hear me. I can adjust my vocal volume and repeat, if necessary necessary necessary NECESSARY NECESSARY NECESSARY.

My apologies. I believe my vocal volume was briefly adjusted too high.
science_is_fun: (angry)
[personal profile] science_is_fun
...Well, that was horrible.

Spoilers )

I think I need to go lie down, or find a lab - anything to get my mind off of this.
hisnameisthecaptain: (Grumpy)
[personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain
So what if some random kid super hero found me at a bar? Where else would I be?

....

And what do you mean 'gentrification' seems like a big word for me? ☠☠☠☠ you too!
science_is_fun: (confused)
[personal profile] science_is_fun
...Mun, I know you brought me out here to talk about what's going on with Cap's team on another version of Earth, but I'm really not up for it. Odds are, I never will be. [Pages like this and this are definitely going to give him nightmares, and the entire idea of what's happening to him in that universe makes Hank feel sick.]

If we're going to talk about anything, what about the other Avengers teams over there? [Might as well stick with what he's familiar with.] Tony's team looks to be doing well; I'm not sure about the idea of having so many kids on the Avengers, but I suppose it's better than the alternative.

As for the Ultimates, where do I sign up? Or is there some sort of audition? [Solving large-scale problems using science, with non-violence being the priority, sounds perfect to Hank.] I'm sure they wouldn't mind if the idea was franchised out to other universes...
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[personal profile] newjerseyhero
I just don't know, Mun. It feels like... like I'm not doing anything to help there. The city, or anyone, that is. It's not that I don't love being in a game, I do, I just... I don't know if I'm meant to be there or not. I doubt I've filled my incentive, anyway, what with the lack of physical affection coming from me.

Well, okay, so I hug and I hand-hold. But that's... I'm not doing enough, am I? And it's just obvious to me that certain things aren't...

But I've got great friends there, and I really love being able to interact with so many different people - caped and non caped. I'm learning so much, and now we can visit the different worlds and that will be amazing and...

Like I said. I don't know. It's confusion over here.
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[personal profile] stabsies
Mun, shh. Shhhht. Shh- shut up.

I'm already here, so you may as well just sit back and let the magic happen. I've got my phone for a quick google search, and a backpack full of weapons just in case a bad guy shows up! How hard can this be?



Hello, world!