new muse, canon is young wizards

[thepaleslayer]

[There is a GIANT FUCKOFF SHARK. By giant fuckoff, we're talking upwards of a hundred feet long, with a dorsal fin like a sail. He sounds unimpressed, voice a dry, flat monotone.]

You would do well to first decide whether you wish me dead or not, pup. And once you have made that decision, contemplate whether I may not have more urgent business than your brief songs. Recall who I am.

~Ed'rashtekaresket