dear_mun | Apr. 23rd, 2012

Apr. 23rd, 2012

Be happy I can't actually kill you.

"We had a deal, mun!

[And it's 'deal or no Diehl'!]

You show me the cash, I cut you some slack. You are not paying me enough to-

What do you mean half these games don't use currency!?!"

shilowallace

No, of course I'm not going to get my hopes up. But...what is it that Dash always says? "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!!!"

And also? Jake was right. The tanuki helped.

faiofmisfortune

Miss... Mun? I'm glad you chose to play me. I really am.

Especially if it means I might get to see Yuui. I know he got to leave, but you won't tell me what happened to him. I wanna know.

...

But I still think you should focus on your own studies. I waited in that tower for us to have a chance to be together again. I can wait a little more.

chronologically

No!

I've already had to wait. It took me two hundred years to gather this much wakfu. Two hundred years of sacrifice. Death and pain. Blood and turmoil.

You think you can just take me away? Put me somewhere else? I won't put my plans on hold! They are so close to fruition!

I don't care if time is put on hold! I won't spend of moment away from the cube! I must complete my plan!

hotheadedsavior

Yes, because it's not like there aren't already a bunch of 'me' running around this place. Seriously, we're only three episodes in and you're making this account.

[....]

Okay, I'm surprised you waited this long but that's beside the point. Now that I'm here what do you plan on doing with me? Is this just another one of your whims? [sighs and rolls her eyes] Call me at the end of the first season and then we might talk. Until then - I got more important things to do.

uncommon

If you're not going to do anything with me, just give up. Trust me. It'll be better all around. You might get something done in the real world. I hear there's a first time for everything.

[...

Shooing motions.]

tonguetoxicity

You're going too far little mundane. First, you place me in a disgusting meme. Then you consider finding more disgusting memes to place me in.

And now you want to consider creating an account for my mother? You cannot create an account for her. You cannot have her playing around with other people.

You are the bane of my existence mundane.

Go die in a ditch.

knows_everything

...No, how about we talk about your personal hell for a while?

[Fairies, cursed TVs, now a cursed blood-and-rust city? This is getting ridiculous. Make up your mind already.]

darkartsandcrafts

If you're looking for someone to say that this is nothing to be undertaken lightly, don't look at me.
After all, this is a recreational activity, is it not?
There is such a thing as taking something too seriously.

empyreanistic

Hey, hey hey. No. You can just scoot on back to your cold little room and stop with the whole "oooh poor baby ooooh your life is so hard" crap! I got this, okay?! I am a hero, and heroes can take whatever their kinda weirdly sadistic muns throw at them! Besides it's definitely YOUR fault. You didn't have to put ghosts in my apartment.

NOT THAT I'M AFRAID OF THEM OR ANYTHING. SHUT UP.

Seriously.

Seriously.

I mean it!

Oh and knock it off with the enabling your friends crap, because I am definitely the only one cut out to survive in this place and I'll never forgive you if you bring it on anyone else, okay? Okay?

beneathmyribbon

If you are intending to look for a new home for me, this time I would like a say.

Things have not gone well for us in the past. I believe it will be in our best interests to work together in our search for a new home.

... I would like to see my friends again. I would like them to still be my friends. And I would like my memories to remain intact. I believe those are suitable requests.

withallmyheart

( Spoilers~ )

Current Mood: cheerful

resemblance

You act like you're the only one bothered by the suspense! I'm trying to find Kagetora and nothing is working like it should. All these things keep getting in the way and I just ... I just want to be happy with him.

So, stop acting like this only bothers you. You're not the one out there looking for him with all those risks and not knowing anything! Just stop it, okay? Things will get better when we figure out more... I know things could go wrong, stop reminding me! I've got to believe that we'll be together again... There's no way around it.

alterdreveries

Okay Mun... I understand.

You've recently paid more attention to me. You sent me some place that's pretty nice. It is pretty and there's tons of flowers. I guess I can't blame you for that. At least there's more life in this dream world that you call Somarium.

You've even gotten me a ton of new icons. No, I don't think it's possible to make more. You've already looked at pretty much every well-known and even obscure art sites. I've noticed that you have a ton of them with Kazu-kun.

Look... This is a problem. I really miss Kazu-kun, but you're really starting to take this too far. I mean... You're trying to enable everyone you can to apply here and bring Kazu-kun, Ryuhou, and even possibly Kimishima. As much as I really miss them and want to see them again, I really doubt I'll see them for a while since you brought me to this dream world.

.... Wait what? You're not going to let this rest... are you? No! No, I understand. I really want to see them too, but I'll make it on my own if I have to. It's not like this is the first time this has happened.

[Realizing this is pointless...]

Okay! I get it! You're not going to let this-- Wait! Woah! I can't even swim. Why are you making me become a mermaid for this crossover event?

Hey... What are you-- NO! Why are you making me get sick with this random illness that's going to go around...? You're so mean. I don't know if I want to talk to you right now...

--Kanami Yuta
[S-Cry-ed]

landamstrome

What are you thinking? We already tried this once before. You deemed that I was too boring and sent me back home. And now you wish to send me to that... degrading place once more?

I truly wonder if you have any sense at times. And no, taking me from a later time period will do nothing more than make me more miserable at having to be there once again. Though I suppose that is some sort of goal of yours now.

Though I will thank you for not sending my younger counterpart into that den of vice. Perhaps you are not completely irredeemable.

And no. You should not try and find someone to play Prussia. I shudder to think what you would want us to end up doing. Just because I can tolerate him for five seconds at a time does not mean you may attempt to afflict that game with his presence.

Current Mood: annoyed

innovadivemeister

Are you sure that you should even be doing this? You haven't watched the episodes in a long time and you don't even have a good grip of 'my voice'.

You shouldn't even be awake right now. You have class in the morning. Get some sleep.

Tieria Erde

dragonspooker

On one hand...having people I know around in either place would be somewhat of a comfort - knowing they survived would be a good thing. On the other, I don't think I'd wish either place on anyone I know.

Contradictory, I know, but... Feelings don't really follow logic, y'know.

Maybe you'll have better luck next week on that round of the ATP thing.

dealsforaprice

Well, dearie. Was that everything you hoped it would be? ... Of course the snail incident would amuse you.

I trust you see the irony, now. Sending me to that... place. If you believe I may regain what I lost in that world, you are sorely mistaken and retaining my magic is but a small comfort. A village like that may be a step up from a prison cell in the mines, but it is a prison nonetheless.

I would advise you to reconsider, dearie. Truly, I would. This is more than you can handle.

lunging

Mortal, I require more of these small images of myself. I am Fandral, of the Warriors Three! Surely there are more to be found.

If they are not already as small as you need them to be, you must make them that small. You may not be a master of magic, but I am certain you can do it if you endeavor to.

You should also explore. I will not be left to rot.

laukr

...

...

I speak when I choose to do so, mundane. Not when it's convenient for you.

That is all.

crankyourshaft

Well, I'm glad we've gotten so close.

And you're giving me such fabulous choices, too. Let's see here. Find a corner of hell with old friends and spend my time listening to a grown man whine, or wait a few more months and go to another hell with complete strangers and listen to a grown man whine.

Really, how does one decide?

aragami

Took ya long enough. I heard your talk of bringing me out sooner, I was about to give up on ya. You haven't even touched the game in a while.

No! 2000 doesn't count, you barely played that one!

Just get to it, I wanna see some action!

fatedprophet

What are you doing, idiot woman? There's no point in looking to see if any of these "games" allow the dead or the original alongside replicas. You shouldn't even be considering it. Stop it. I told you before: find someone else to entertain you. I refuse. I changed my mind and I don't care if you can find me a pet. I don't even care if you can find her.

Why would you even consider timing it like that? It wouldn't be "eye-opening" for me at all. ~~And I do not "throw tantrums", so stop trying to make that claim.~~

~Fon Master Ion

carshoeswagger

So, on the world stage, huh? Everyone can see me? Oh. Oh wow. I'm-- I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. Are you sure this is even safe? What if I step on someone or someone gets scared or- or--!

Does anyone have a giant paper bag? Anyone?! I- I can't breathe! I think I'm hyperventilating!

What if my hyperventilating causes a hurricane?! I can't handle this, mun! Send me back to fight giant robots, or something!

[Ever wanted to see a 49ft 11in tall woman have a panic attack? Too bad, it's already happening!]

kingoflobsters

Took you long enough to get back from that unscheduled RPing break. You sure go on a lot of those, you know that?

Not that I'm not, uh, glad you're finally seriously tagging things, but I know what you're planning for me and for the little girl. Um, can you not think of any plans for character development that aren't depressing as hell? Or at least for me. I know she's your darling so you're not going to run out of ideas for her soon, but if you could try and think of something that's not just me realizing that the fact that I'm hanging out with, um, terrorists in a criminally unsafe space station means the League of Peoples will probably strike me down if I ever try to go back home to my family. You know. Something uplifting.

exterrorist

It's not the stupidest thing you've ever done, sure. Just kind of, I don't know, really fucking awkward. Like if I did go back and I did remember people, what, am I gonna just stroll up like HEY YOU KNEW ME WHEN I WAS 18 AND DUMB AND NOW I'M 32 AND DUMB. AWESOME!!!!!! And then something explodes, I guess. Because it's me.

I'd have even less connection to any of them than I did when I was young. I might actually feel like it'd be... kinder? To avoid them. Because it's weird. It just is.

Growing up is appreciated, though. Even the shitty parts.

inmateincharge

Heeheehahahahahaha! Go get 'em, kiddo! Not a huge fan of Harley's new look, but if she gets the job done, then that doesn't really matter!

notworthakingdom

( literally the most vague spoiler ever )

arealgem

Dearest Bitch,

I often fantasize about gutting you, and decorating a house with your intestines. Kind of like those Hallmark holidays where people put up lights and pat each others asses over Jesus and other crap? Yeah.

We could even call it National Mundane Hate-Crime Day, I'm sure there are plenty of people around here who would get behind that.

So I'm pretty much trying to tell you to go fuck yourself, if you didn't catch on to the moral of the story above.

Sincerely,

Ruby ♥

changedbywar

W-why would you read something like that?

WHY WOULD ANYONE POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

[All of the teary eyes and pouty faces.]

potatomasher

Mundane, are you sure you even thought this through?

I am aware that you don't plan on putting me on any of those games as of yet and I approve of that decision. Still. My canon seems rather... Unusual for you.

Maybe we should reconsider this.

sysadmin

You want to upload me into a 'game'? You're as careless as Flynn, man. Do you even know what you're getting into?

I play to win, User.

coldiceflower

I don't mind escorting Mirai, but can't I just go in my normal clothes?

[ Nope, you can't. Because !: you haven't got your clothes back yet. 2: Formal wear is required. ]

.....at least decide on something comfortable.

[ Just be a good daddy at prom, alright~? ]

...I've never been to prom. Besides, I'm not her real dad.

[ But you will escort her. ]

I already said I would, right?

gstringwitch

You have a problem.

Your problem is that you don't want to 'let me loose'. You'd rather I were kept on a leash. And not the sexy kind.

I won't cause too much damage. Besides, they're all used to it.

shepard_vi

Congratulations on obtaining your drivers license!

If you like, you can install my program into your car and I will act as a GPS for you. I also come with an auto-pilot feature. However, I should warn you that because my personality matrix is modeled after the real Commander Shepard, auto-pilot is not recommended. Also, regulations prohibit me from doing so anyway.

Happy safe driving!

479er

So your friend is meeting Burnie and you get to ask one thing, and you ask for my name?
I mean, I'm flattered but you could've asked if one of your theories are right or something.

Oh - so you asked about some random sim trooper? Woopdy doo- congratulations. Because Im so sure those guys are so very important. What the hell were you thinking, kid? You should've held out for more! I mean its not too late right? Message that guy and tell him to ask about 'Lina or that AI you were so excited about. Hell -even Washington would be more useful to ask about in the long run!

....What arent you telling me? It had better not be another theory Im going to hear about from South again. You know I appreciated that so much.

its_space_time

So I'm gonna be stuck in here for awhile 'til you can app me, eh?

That's fine!

...

Whaddaya mean, 'disappear somewhere' until then?!

I'm just gonna sit over here and chill.

...and do what?

Make friends with everyone in your headspace, of course! What else?

...

...

Uh, man, I think that desk already has enough dents in it...

coolerwithamerman

Do you know why no one wants to talk to me? I will tell you why, truthfully. Because I don't exist. I'm like-James Bond. Working behind the scenes to ensure the greater good of everyone.

Okay maybe not Bond. That's Sitterson's gig as-he'd say it-he is the "eligible bachelor". I'm like...Like Q.

Okay maybe not Q....more like um-

Look it doesn't matter because you seem to be laboring under this idea that I'll go and meet with a bunch of people and it'll be-in your words "hilarious". It won't be hilarious. It will be awful and there will be screaming-or laughing. I'm not sure which is which.

...and no, watching horror movies does not qualify you as a member of our organization. Do you have any idea how hard an Amityville Horror scenario is to pull off? What kind of cleanup that entails? 1990. One honest cop throws the entire scenario out of whack.

tismynature

It don't matter what you say, it only matter what you do.

theboywonder

Look, it's not that I don't appreciate all the new icons and everything, but shouldn't you be, you know, working? That's why you took a hiatus. If you're not going to work on your school stuff, you should at least be trying to do some catch up there. It's not like I'm going anywhere.

And I get that you think it's fun to throw me at some alternate universe, Pre-Two-Face Harvey Dent on a meme, but I'm kind of voting we skip that next time.

prot4gonist

[> You show a large amount of curiosity on your face at the prospect of growing wings, though you don't inquire too much on it just yet.]

I'm still not sure what goes through your mind as a mundane...

guardsthenight

[In her best, booming, Canterlot voice.]

We are most displeased with this current situation. What is the purpose of bringing us here if thou hast no plans for a home? Or friendship? Or fun?

[And her voice drops down to the normal levels that she has been learning to use.]

Please reconsider. We would like more opportunities to earn the love of our subjects. We --

I still need more practice after one thousand years away.

biggered

Right, little lady. I'm pretty sure you don't need me to tell you that is probably the worst idea you've thought of, nor do you need me to tell you all the reasons why. And trust me, there are a lot of reasons.

So, uh, how about sending me back? It isn't like we're both going to get anything done while I'm here anyway, so if I go back, you don't have to worry about getting my voice right and I don't have to worry about either getting knocked on the head and losing my memories or, well, not losing my memories but having to deal with people invading my dreams! It's a win-win situation.

...and get off of Tumblr while you're at it. I'm in your head, of course I can see all that! Jeez, you're one scary girl.

painteddoll

I can only hope you do not experience the great tragedy of becoming so much less fun when the master returns.

And do please allow me to "speak" with the little girl, also. She's a cautious little bug, you would have absolutely nothing to worry about, precious faun. I know that you know how apropos it would be, since you're feeling much the same way.

All this contempt is so sweet and delicious.

childofthenocturne

....Fuck you and die. You know that makes no goddamn sense.

[What about the yaoi?]

I am not a goddamn angel you son of a bitch!

[Or are you?]

...I hope you and your friend die. Horribly.

wittybanter

Make up your mind. First you say you can't read anything without hearing my voice and now that you finally have made my journal and brought me here you're having doubts? Man, talk about bad timing.

.. No. No. You don't have to find me a home. I've heard what you've done to others and I do not want to be a part of it. Just let me peacefully go back into your headspace until you forget about me again.

...

Wait. What? ... That's just disturbing. Though also sort of cool.

sorcerous

A single night with her, a single day apart -- and then, before I've seen her twice again, she is turned into a horse?

Not near so amusing as you think it is.

I know it: I am cursed. I have a curse, and it is you.

zephyrous

Wow, hey there! It's been over ten years. What brought this on?

[Grin.]

I know you're nervous, but you'll be fine. Just...no more "Holmcross goes berserk and attacks people" plots, all right?

alwaysneedssaving

VEEEEEEEE?!

P-Please reconsider, signorina mun!! I-It looks like such a s-scary game and I don't want to go to such a scary place alone... C-Couldn't you have reserved me after you found Germany?!

I want my fratello too... or Japan...

b-but if you r-really want to do it... I s-suppose I can't stop you.

allurcolonies

Y-you had actually managed to put me somewhere? [She couldn't keep the obvious shock out of her speech.]

And at such a place too...I'm not certain whether I should thank you for finally letting me leave that headspace, or hit you.

godamnitnappa

NO! This is not a good idea!

thefighterjock

I have to admit, it's pretty nice to actually stretch my legs out a bit. Your headspace is a bit cramped, you know? Well, I suppose it's time you start looking for a game for me, huh? I'm good with anything really, just as long as I'm doingsomething. Barring that, a place with a good view of a docking area would be nice.

conflagrant

If you think you know me well enough, then you're wrong-- I have no intentions of being part of any game.

I won't let you force me into this.

youngflamelion

Well, of course you're not going to find people to play me with, ser. It usually helps if you post me around.

Of course, I understand people's reluctance to have anything to do with me. If what you say is true, I do not exist in most people's view of the world. I can see how that may be... disconcerting.

Still, it would not do to give up hope. You play a lion of Castamere, after all.

viditlibertas

I'm afraid I am not familiar with games. Are you sure this is wise?

Yes, I am curious about the will of someone who could create such a tower, but I cannot abandon humanity now. Not when the hour of change is upon us.

I haven't a choice in this matter?

I'm...not sure how I feel about that.

sleepwalked

( courier font and typos galore )

thisisdeep

So, like, you know mom is gonna freak, right? Right. Just wanted to be fucking clear on that. The last time I was on the internet and mom was all "OMFG, John, Skynet's going to kill you!" And I totally rolled my eyes and hacked the FBI and shit. Because I was bored and like...I wanted to see the shit they had on Mom, y'know?

And then we were in Mexico again for like...ever.

What? I like hacking. It's like a precursor to punching Skynet's virtual balls.

Sue me, dickwad.

Current Mood: amused

meega_nala_kwishta

Ahahahahahahahahah!

Meega nala kwishta!

duchessofdevonshire

My lady Mundane,

I'm not at all disinclined to have you playing me, it seems rather wonderful but...

Well it's a little boring in here, isn't it? Perhaps we could try some of those... 'meme' activities you were speaking of?

[...]

Well, someone might reply. It doesn't do to be unhopeful, does it?

Though I do miss my darlings, some activity would be lovely. Perhaps we could play a round of cards in the mean time.

therealsuperman

Look- this isn't going to work. I'm not like those other heroes. I've actually got to do my job.

You know. Defending the world?

cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You want to update me and those are your choices? Those? I have no interest in being updated to the time I was was, ugh! Turned into a giant snake creature by those sssspores! Or updated to the far off year of 2006! They’re both unacceptable!

Your third idea; however, is clearly the best one of the bunch! However, it’s still unacceptable! I will not be falling into a coma for a week or so no matter how badly you want it to happen! So there!

And sssstop your incessant rambling about those screenshots and the upcoming trailer! I don’t want to hear about it! Besides, any other incarnation of me is inferior! Completely inferior!

irreversibly_contaminated

This is completely frelled; you know this.

It's just another wild plan from an inferior race. Don't talk to me until you have some better idea.

[Canon is FarScape[

bitunlikely

Hey! You!

Hasn't it been a whole month now? That's a very long time, you know. A very, very long time! Practically... well, I guess it's not forever but it sure seems like it.

I miss it. I miss Azkedillia and Vala and Steve and Balthier and all my friends. So much. And Jayne! I know he's big and tough and absolutely brilliant when it comes to catching mice but... but he's mine. He's never had anyone else take care of him before.

Not fair. Couldn't he at least have come with me?

Maybe you should go and re-watch my episode. Re-watch and redo my application and let me go back. Or let me go somewhere else. The universe is still this big place. So many planets to see and bad guys to defeat.

And you've barely let me begin! Get on that, will you?

lesliemonster

Mun,

Let's make a pros and cons list.

Pro: it's in space.

Con: our understanding of civil codes in space is unclear.

Pro: we can learn about civil codes in space! And possibly a type of space language, which will get Ben all--

Con: No Ben. That counts as 300 cons. No Ann. 3000 cons.

Pro: Everyone at the Parks department gets to keep their jobs!

Con: No Parks department.

Pro: I can start the first Parks and Recreation department in space.

...And possibly someday be president of space. Let's do this thing.

Love,
Leslie Knope

P.S. There is also a game where I can be a freaking wizard. Look into that.

bootspockyboys

Mun, please please please stop torturing me like this. Looking at designer boots and not letting me buy them is just evil. Okay? You're driving me in-fucking-sane, and if you don't stop, I will burn all of your books. I'm not even kidding.

Also, if you're going to play me somewhere, then just do it. Stop just toying with the idea. It's like doing all the foreplay and leaving before the actual sex.

;*

physically

Good call, mun! Who cares if you just watched the episodes twenty minutes ago? I swear I'm ready for whatever you can throw at me! So where to? I hear there's a game where I could even--

[ ... ]

What do you mean you don't know yet? You're not going to just pick out a few icons for me and then leave me to rot, are you? Geez, I might as well have stayed cooped up with Tenzin on boring island.

xiiihour

You should well be aware that eating white chocolate gives you headaches. Really, it's no use just sitting there wincing now. You knew what you were doing...

Anyway. Dreamwidth!
What a place. And for your information, I'm classing it as alternate or a parallel universe. Why? Because it pays to keep track of everything when you make your calling traversing the corridors of time. I'm sure you can imagine what happens if too many things go uncategorised...

i_am_groot

[His Divine Majesty King Groot the 23rd, Monarch of Planet X, custodian of the branch worlds, ruler of all he shades, flora colossus, stands before you all. Fifty feet of wooden grandeur stands before you. Direct your attention to him, for he is about so speak!}

I AM GROOT!

speedfang

Wow, never thought I'd see the light of day again! How long has it been? Like five years or something? That's fine, I got in a nice nap, I'd say.

...wait, I'm only around as bait for you? That isn't fair, mun. I guess I'll let it slide. For now. Heh, you won't even see me coming, I'll make a bet on that.

goalenu

Oh, by all means. Don't break up your little tea party on account'a me. Why the hell'd we wanna get anything done, around here?

Sorry, dollface (appropriate, right?), you made a promise. You know I don't like that sonuffabitch, but lyin' around, feelin' sorry? That's not being good. Go set a bitch's hair on fire.

What, you weren't really gonna do that? ...Why not, didn't she ask for it?

ibarakasen

Damn it, human, you jinxed it!

Stop snickering! I am not Ibaraki-douji!

... [And then she realizes she's lying.

And oni don't lie.]

... Not anymore.

just_a_revenger

Hn..so you finally decided to let me out again. It's about time. Only the weak make excuses so I don't want to hear any of yours about why it took so long.

You're still being indecisive as well. Why am I in the headspace of someone so cowardly? You don't always have to do things just to please others. Do what you want for once.

And for the record, I could have done without being stuck in that place. I don't care what your reasons were. Just don't do it again.

eatingdreams

My, my, missy, if you're having troubles with your dreams, allow me to assist you with that. We'll even make a pinkie promise of it.

strider_pride

ladies and gents
boys and girls
the king of cool has arrived
and hes back with some kick ass beats

[He puts a disc into the boombox and presses the play button, energetic music erupting from it.]

lets get this motherfucking party started

goddess_allure

You have taken great pains to restore me to 'my proper gender' as you have put it, but to what end? Am I to languish within your 'headspace', along with the many others you have no time to give the proper attention they require?

If that is my fate than you have wasted both our time. My king is dead, my realm is in ruins, my people who have survived the devastation inflicted upon us by the Aesir are suffering. This is the last place I need to be trapped.

Current Mood: annoyed

moives

( cut for font quirk and Alphaverse Dave being a menace )

earthbinded

You have got to be more patient.

gwenhwyfar

I believe I have every right to be offended. Especially since Danu's precious sidhe are largely responsible for their ride from the west, don't you think? Gwyn ap Nudd at least keeps his hoard under his thumb.

I think we have issues.

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