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[theboywonder]

Look, it's not that I don't appreciate all the new icons and everything, but shouldn't you be, you know, working? That's why you took a hiatus. If you're not going to work on your school stuff, you should at least be trying to do some catch up there. It's not like I'm going anywhere.

And I get that you think it's fun to throw me at some alternate universe, Pre-Two-Face Harvey Dent on a meme, but I'm kind of voting we skip that next time.

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[hackingyoursensors]

To be fair, playing superhero is a lot more fun than doing homework.

[theboywonder]

Obviously. But it wouldn't kill her to just get it out of the way and be done with it.

[hackingyoursensors]

And it would be better for you in the long run. Unless your mun always does stuff like make you talk to Harvey Dent.

[theboywonder]

Not always, and usually not with me. An older version of... us- [I guess, other version of me. :V] Is at a game right now and she occasionally gets a kick out of torturing him.

[hackingyoursensors]

Poor guy. Maybe being young works to our advantage.

[theboywonder]

Probably. I guess I'm only fun to bring out on memes and during events and stuff. What about you?

[hackingyoursensors]

I'm the only one in here right now. So I end up everywhere. The memes aren't bad but I'm still not whelmed about prison.

[theboywonder]

Prison?

[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah, prison. It's not so bad except for the life sentence part. And I need to get back to the Team.

[theboywonder]

Why are you in prison?

[hackingyoursensors]

Hacking, assault, destruction of property, breaking and entering, driving without a license.

Being Robin, basically.

[theboywonder]

Because you were totally doing all of that maliciously.

[hackingyoursensors]

Oh definitely. I'm a scourge on humanity.

But honestly the prison's so nice that I'd be kinda mad if they did throw real criminals in there.

[speedforce]

Hey, you know muns. They're like the masters of procrastination!

[theboywonder]

I just never have time to procrastinate on this stuff.

[speedforce]

Can we trade? I like having the time and all, but... it's kind of ridiculous when I've not only done all my chores, but also all of next week's homework in an hour.

[theboywonder]

Believe me, Wally, there are some days I wish I had your powers.

[speedforce]

Understandable. I mean, who wouldn't want to be the awesome Kid Flash for a day?

[theboywonder]

No one, that's who. How have you been?

[speedforce]

Pretty good! You know, hitting up all the memes, exploring random museboxes, the same ol' same ol'. How about you?

[theboywonder]

Pretty much the same, as of yesterday.

[speedforce]

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

I don't think I'll be heading anywhere anytime soon, and I'm kind of okay with that.

[theboywonder]

Yeah, I'm not really in any rush. I'm not sure I'd want to get stuck somewhere away from Gotham and without you guys for too long.

[speedforce]

Me either. Games are cool and all, but I think I'd go crazy if I didn't have my super-speed.

[theboywonder]

I thought most places let you keep stuff like that.