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[i_am_groot]

[His Divine Majesty King Groot the 23rd, Monarch of Planet X, custodian of the branch worlds, ruler of all he shades, flora colossus, stands before you all. Fifty feet of wooden grandeur stands before you. Direct your attention to him, for he is about so speak!}

I AM GROOT!

Comments

[downer]

[ UNIMPRESSED

ALSO EW ]

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[Are you not impressed?!]

[downer]

[ W/E W/E SHE KNOWS WHAT EARTHBENDING LOOKS LIKE

EVEN THOUGH... OKAY STILL ]

You're so loud...

[i_am_groot]

[Groot peers down at the little person.]

I am Groot?

[downer]

[ Mai sinks a little under his gaze. ]

I heard you the first five times.

[i_am_groot]

I am Groot!

[Groot bids you no harm, little small meat person!]

[downer]

[ ... Okay, maybe this is all "Groot" can say. She's tempted to reach out and touch its arm-thing, but uh yeah no. So she folds her arms and looks away from Groot. ]

I know, I know. I'm almost sorry for you.

[i_am_groot]

[You must listen to the sigh of breeze beneath it. The nuance of meaning! ...Or at least, that's what one possibly crazy person once said.]

I am Groot?

I will never stop spamming you

[carshoeswagger]

Hey, Groot!

[Smiley giant wave!]

What's going on?

Re: I will never stop spamming you

[i_am_groot]

[Smilely giant plant man wave!]

I AM GROOT!

[His Divine Majesty King Groot the 23rd, Monarch of Planet X, custodian of the branch worlds, ruler of all he shades, flora colossus wishes to express that he is well and is pleased to see you again.]

[Vague hand gestures and a pointing at Susan]

I AM GROOT?

[manque]

Most Noble Lord of Boughs Mighty and Skyward!

I tremble to imagine the ruin we, your subjects of enthusiasm unbridled, would fall to were we ne'er privy to your balmy shade, and -- O! If we should never be the grateful recipients of your benevolent messages of guidance, grace, and quantum mechanics and engineering troubleshooting and maintenance......!!!

[i_am_groot]

[Tiny Little Crazy Man!]

I AM GROOT!

[i_am_baytor]

[Baytor mixes a drink of water and rather tasty plant nutrients, offering it over]

I am Baytor!

[i_am_groot]

[Groot peers down and accepts the drink.]

I AM GROOT!

[i_am_baytor]

[Baytor begins drying glasses]

I am Baytor?

[i_am_groot]

[Groot drinks his drink.]

I AM GROOT!

[i_am_baytor]

[Baytor nods sagely]

I... am Baytor.

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[i_am_baytor]

I... AM BAYTOR!!!!

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[i_am_baytor]

[nod]

I am...

[nodnod]

BAAAAAYTOOOOR!!!

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOOOOOT!

[i_am_baytor]

...iambaytor?

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOOOOOOOOT!

[i_am_baytor]

[Baytor rubs his chin thoughtfully]

...hrm. I am Baytor...?

[i_am_groot]

[Groot gives this thoughtful consideration.]

I AM GROOT.

[i_am_baytor]

[Baytor nods sagely]

I am Baytor.

[i_am_groot]

[Groot nods slowly, thoughtfully.]

I AM GROOT.

[i_am_baytor]

[pats Groot with an agreeable nod, turns to leave]

I am Baytor!