dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: red vs blue

No.

[[Come on, Locus. It's perfect. And we both know you're thinking it anyway.]]

You're as bad as Felix. I won't accommodate.

[[You sure about that?]]

Yes.

[[Absolutely sure about it?]]

[He sighs, resigned.]

[[So how do you feel about this new development, Locus? :'D ]]

...

......

.........Unfortunate.

swordandshield

Seriously?

You couldn't come up with anything better so you just repurposed an old journal and decided that was good enough for me? Well, it's not.

I am not honored and I am very disappointed. And this is not the start of a beautiful friendship.

I can't believe I'm stuck with this utter bullshit.

Can you please just go jump off a tall building and die already? It would save me a lot of trouble. Thanks.

[Meet the galaxy's best partner, people. Isn't he just the best?]

Oh, shut up.

knifekink

Thanks, you ass. Not only am I dead, but no one plays in this canon any more.

So priorities. Find Locus.
Kill Washington and Tucker slowly. VERY slowly.
Make money.
Stay alive.

Think you can handle that?

agtwashington

Don't even think about it.

[Wash remains cryptic as ever.]

greenissterile

You missed me, mun? Aw... don't worry I'm sure I'm around somewhere on the base. Or with Doctor Grey. You should really write down all these thoughts you have in a blog! I'm sure I could help you with that, or Donut could too. And Grif will be back, he always is don't worry.

babyaliendaddy

Okay sister, I get it. You fucking miss me, and why not? I'm pretty fucking awesome. Like, seriously, dude. I never thought I could get MORE kickass, and I managed it.

[A pause.]

Or you know, kickass for the first time. Whatever. Anyways!

We'll find a place, okay? Just ... not by myself. That would suck beyond measure and fuck knows I need my fellow Red and Blue assholes.

Even Church.

...and fucking Caboose.

Okay and fucking Doc.

I'll deal with Locus if he's there.

...but I am so fucking kicking Felix in the balls. Swear to FUCKING GOD that guy is a douche canoe.

And yeah of course I have my own slash-fic bookmark list. Excuse fucking me, but I am awesome in any fucking way with any fucking person. EVEN Felix.

...Although that is seriously fucked up -- that guy hates me, and like fucking mutual.

But I'm down with the Wash stuff. Because you know, two fucking hot guys being fucking hot together? Sweet.

Still prefer boobs though.

Anyways! Don't worry about it, dude! We'll find a home. We always do.

motherfucking_ghost

Okay, slow down. Can we at least think about this first? Throwing me into a whole mess of fucking test drives is not a good idea. You wanna know how I know it's not a good idea? It's because you marathoned through this series, and now I'm not even a main character anymore, so how long do you think this is really going to last?

Because it's not as long as you seem to think. Could I just be around one person whoisn'tafreelancer who isn't incredibly impulsive? Just one. That's all I'm asking for.

Come on.

And don't even get me started on my face.

reminent

[Hurrrrrgh.]

You're kidding me. You dragged me back here? I thought I was done with you. You're worse than Caboose sometimes.

i_got_this

You've got to be fucking kidding me. No, I don't want to go back to the castle. Not unless you promise me working firearms this time!

[No, South, probably not.]

Seriously, fuck you.

youjustgotsarged

Son, before you do anything else I suggest you start watching those last few seasons. You've got a lot a catching up to do.

lonestar_noble

...Goddammit... this is why I hate goodbyes...

wall_was_in_way

Hey Mister Mun person! You said you found Church? That is so. Very. Awesome! I so want to see my bestest friend ever! I hope he's okay, because he always seems to be getting stuck in things that he doesn't belong in. I know he's a ghost and a AI thingie, but he needs to stop getting stuck in things!

You found them on a place called Plurk? Uh-oh. Make sure you take a bath afterwards. That is the sound that gross things make. Like ukeleles.

greenissterile

Oh come on mun, this could be fun.

[Doc, what are you kidding me?]

There's a need for a medic at the castle. We'll need to make sure I have pretty of orange juice in case someone gets hurt. And what's with that expression? I'm a medic, I know what I'm doing. I helped Tucker give birth to Junior if you remember.

[Doc, there is so much wrong with that comment I can't even start. I'm just glad O'Malley isn't going with you.]

Current Mood: giddy

too_high

[No words, though he's early enough to use them. Instead, he's going to glare at the mundane from behind his faceplate, simply giving out a low, even growl. He knew how close that app is to being done. He's getting restless. Mundane had better watch herself if she didn't get her ass in gear and finish that thing up.]

thenewbestfriend

Mundane.

Requesting permission to return to Blue Base.

I must assist Captain Caboose.

bluetard

Oh! Oh! Oh! This is going to be soooo much fun! I don't care what those other mean people in your head say, you're not a scary, mean lady after all.

Church is my bestest friend but you can be my second best friend forever! [Caboose had to stop and 'think' about that for a second.] Wait, no that's not right. Freckles is my second bestest friend but you can be my THIRD best friend if you want. And then we can go have all sorts of fun adventures. Church can come along with us and Agent Washingtub but not Tucker. I don't want Tucker to come with us.

Hey wait...what's a me-am and why do all the scary people in your head keep running away when you bring that up? Is it a scary thing? Are they leaving you? I won't leave you, not-so scary lady! We're third bestest friends forever.

a_fragment

Mun?

Are you sure this is ok? It's really big out here, I liked being able to watch from back there better. There are so many people out here, and most of them seem really angry.

Do we have to go out?

[It's ok Theta, you might be surprised at who is looking forward to seeing you here.]

If you say so, I guess.

Are you sure I can't hide behind you though?

agent_washington

[Washington. Wash-ing-ton]

"Stop it."

[Twelve stories high, made of radiation.]

"Any time you feel like putting me back in the canyon, that would be--." He pauses a moment, and face palms.

[Hm?]

"It's nothing. I just never thought I'd be asking to go back to the Reds and Blues."

hannahbanana

Oh, Mun, don't be so fucking dramatic. No one's test scores can be that bad. I mean, mine were pretty pathetic but I still got through to basic training. This Lavernius Tucker idiot can't be that baaaaa...wait. That's his score? That is seriously his score?

...

...

What the hell! Did he just fill in bubbles randomly and lay on the floor the entire testing period? How can someone be that awful of a soldier!

recoverywon

So let me get this straight. Up until what was not even an hour ago, the fact that your reserve was being challenged lit a fire under your ass. And now that you've learned the challenger is a returning player, you're quivering in your boots?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Let's get one thing clear here. Yeah, you might get declined and, frankly, I'd rather that was the case. But I can say without a shadow of a doubt that you will get declined if you go into this all scared and nervous.

Plus it's really sad being associated with someone that easily freaked out.

Now shut up, stand up, and man up. I'm taking care of enough problems without you being heaped onto the pile. Granted you're a problem either way, but look at it this way. The least you could do for me is be a problem I won't feel about about shooting when I finally get the chance.

Because if you're going to be nervous about something, the least you can do is be nervous about me.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: red vs blue

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Canon is Red Vs Blue

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On recent episodes of his series...

On being homeless and memeless and watching Season 13 again

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Mun contemplates the castle again and looks for victims

Muse has no tolerance for series neglect

Rewatching RvB, just ended Season 9

Possibly some castmates? Yay

So we're back to this again...

eventually bound for revenance

Seem to be lacking restraint tonight

Tentative muse is so very tentative.

timid muse is timid

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Because, Wow, Tucker

What the hell! Did he just fill in bubbles randomly and lay on the floor the entire testing period? How can someone be that awful of a soldier!

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