on musings and kind of hinting to recent updates

[sleepwalked]

ok so
i can kinda see that u have a bigg crush on me n shit but cmon munnie liv a lil
its hard to b this badass i no but u seem pufectly capable of handlin my badass ksills
*skils
*CINERE COMPLIMENTS R NOW CORRECT
relax n hav sum fuckin fun!1
i know yu have a rotten case of the FEELS for me btw but dont feel pity for me coz i dont need that siillyy lmao
bein where i am makes shit hard for u to have feriends but if i cn deal with dorks n tightasses u can del with other munnies coz they arnt gonna bite much 6_~
*frieds
*pals
ok so basicly just have fun bcoz if u dont im gonna be prety mad
(dramtic pauses)
and f your i im bein rely serius

Comments

The icon aptly explains her reaction to Roxy

[not_lesbian_nope]

[Seeing Roxy nearly makes Kanaya freeze up, given what their introduction was like. She could swear she still tasted that hint of vodka in her mouth.]

Miss Lalonde.
It's A Pleasure To See You Again.

oh my god looool

[sleepwalked]

oh my gee
lol im gagglin up a storm
hey youuu
what is a class akt like you doin round these patrs
*parts

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Suppose I Am Doing The Exact Same As Yourself.

[sleepwalked]

really ok so if u got an extra glass of martini xxx dirty then u should totes share since mine is runnin lo lmao
ok but forealsies tho
how ya been qt seen any good flicks lately or wutever

[not_lesbian_nope]

Forgive Me If I Am Wrong
But I Am Getting The Distinct Feeling You Don't Know Or Have Forgotten Who I Am.

[sleepwalked]

WOW
let me take a sec to let that sink in coz im in awe
............
............
............
still pausin btw
............
wut kind of person do u take me for
forget some sweetie like u man how could i
im shocked n APPALED
*paled
*appeald
fuck
*offended
see im in such a shok i cant even sho my anger proprly
we had sumthin special ok
it was relly expensive drinks that nite so why woul i forget

[not_lesbian_nope]

[At first she looked worried because it sounded like she messed up. Then Roxy kept talking.]

Where Did We Meet Then Miss Lalonde?

[sleepwalked]

im still in aw b the way
ur lucky im such a ill tempered woman or id be pattin ur ass in anger for bein a dimbie
*dumbie
[ Shit. She wants to really know? Hm. ]
*8 swoops in n clutches ur waisst and whispers sweet nuthins into ur ear(*
in my drams
*dreams

[not_lesbian_nope]

[Roxy isn't at all different from the Roxy she knows so this makes this difficult. Time to use PLATONIC charm.

She wraps her arms around Roxy's and says,]

You Know I Prefer People Who Can Be Honest With Me.
A Lie Can Sour Such A Beautiful Face That It Would Be An Atrocity For You To Ruin Such An Image.

[sleepwalked]

u kno sometimes sour drinks are rly good tho
but neway
missy paps u softly on the cheks
im bein honest
i didnt forget u or dont know u
i just cant remember names im bad wit them
i had like a million cats at one point n named them all japers for fucks sake
*jaspers
[ Look at Roxy being friendly and nice. Even if she knows of aliens who yell and future and past time stuff, she's too buzzed to get sadness going. So she rolls with it even if she hates lying even if it's not a lie because some Roxy surely knows her and she surely had to have been drunk and maybe just can't remember. ]
looki heres the dealio
ur a class act
kay n that woul suck quite a lot if u would be bitter n hateful
it causes winkles btw
*wronkles
*fuck this word ist right
just bask in the nice moment mon amie u r cool chic
caw caw and shit 8)

[not_lesbian_nope]

Very Well Then I Will Reintroduce Myself.

[Have the most platonic hand-kiss you could ever have in the world Roxy. Did I mention it was platonic?]

I Am Kanaya Maryam, The New Student At Skaia Academy.

[sleepwalked]

[ Here, have a finger to the lip. Platonic is good but Roxy is too nice to simply allow someone to go through that trouble. ]
kanaya
it sounds beauotiful
like an exotic country in sum gay ass story book
but findin beauty in a gay ass story is rare so u shoul be flatered
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
duh ok i remember everythin now
it ws a bitchin kegger or sumthin @ ur acadumy
*acamudy
*acadyme
*lol school
or maybe that was won of my man wonderful dreams abou t lots of people includin u

[not_lesbian_nope]

No That Isn't How We Met Though Given The Vodka You Were Drinking I Am Not Surprise You Have Forgotten.
I Had Fainted And I Suppose You Were The One To Put The Bandage On My Finger.
Being The Nurse's Aid After All It Would Be Your Duty.

[She's not mentioning the kiss, nope.]

[sleepwalked]

meow bitch meow
im more fuckin badass then i ever thought
damn
oh its ok coz i have a tendancy of bein rly forgetfel if i drink more then 20 glasses
WOW
a nurse damn thats fuckin cool
did i do open heart surguries n shit coz i could do that blindfolded im prety sure
see the power of friendshit let me heal u with my bandaid
*ship
i bet it had a smiley face on it too ;)

[not_lesbian_nope]

[Okay now she's sure this isn't the Roxy she knows but there is no need to upset her by saying that. After all something about the drunken disposition was intoxi-]

Though I Am A Little Embarrassed Yourself, Rose And Feferi Saw My Weak Constitution.

Pricking My Finger Really Shouldn't Cause Someone To Faint.

[sleepwalked]

wait.... its comin back 2 me
i picture a rly nice skool
and
and a rly cool principal or sumthin who always tried to be hip
oh and a nurse that alwys hit on students
......
oh wait nvm thats just saved by the belle colleg addition
l my a off
ok but no listen 2 me chica dont be embassred
*embareassed
*bare assed shy
ppl have lots of phobias n shit
i dont lik seein hairy dudes wrestl but thats jus me
ill totes heave chumks everywhere

[strider_pride]

hopy shit
someones got a thing for their mun
aside from the fact that she can even read that typo nightmare

[sleepwalked]

shooshhh
we both hawe a mutual luv and respect for each other
like god is sum fanfic writer makin us bond and shit laughs my a off
and look get the stick out of ur ass and dont diss my typin
i could be som girl on the run from the law typin on some cellie while shootin coopers or this is my nationural language or i culd be stupid in the head
ok not the last one tho
neays
*w
all muns love their musies
aint nothin wron with a lil puppet luv
;)

[strider_pride]

puppet love
is that what you call it
me and puppets dont mix
and that is some irony right there

[sleepwalked]

i dunno
i bet ur munnie totes got the hots for you
like
oooh mr puppet (&touches ur strings all hotly*)
le fuckin svoon
yes svoon its foreign n therefore classyer
ahhh ironic luv
so sweet im about to fuckin tear up

[strider_pride]

yeah me and my mun got an understanding going on
but dont start crying on me yet baby
cause this is just the beginning of our beautiful friendship

[sleepwalked]

rest asured
i will keep all cries to myself
:'(
see its to me
long as u can keep up wtih me
;)
oh shit lox lmao it turned into a wink
its fuckin mirackles
*racles not rack

[strider_pride]

yeah i know another brother who likes miracles
he also got a clown fetish going on

[sleepwalked]

nopers
nope
unless its wisards or sumthin aint intrusted
this isnt d-harmony
*e

[strider_pride]

sure as hell aint e-harmony
thats for sure