dear_mun | Entries tagged with game: entanglement

Well now, it seems you've become quite clever, and a more then a bit morbid, with my story since we've last talked. I mean really, doing surgery on myself to replace my own arm? This all is quite crazy even by my standards.

That aside, it seems not much has changed in the transition from science fiction to fantasy. I am still a doll of grace and talent. I imagine that is all that matters in the end.

fonewearl

You just made me compare Photon Blasts to explosive diarrhea.

What the hell is wrong with you.

poorduck

Muuuuuuun!

I know you're thinking about sending a whole bunch of us to different places but you already have me and that king guy on the station! You should do something with him and finish the slumber party before you think of sending me or the nice plant lady anywhere!

Being human full time and having a whole bunch of pets does sound like a lot of fun though. So, um, it would be great if you could hurry up and get that other stuff under control and review my story so I can go!

Oh, and I'm really looking forward to that sleepover!

kingoflobsters

Took you long enough to get back from that unscheduled RPing break. You sure go on a lot of those, you know that?

Not that I'm not, uh, glad you're finally seriously tagging things, but I know what you're planning for me and for the little girl. Um, can you not think of any plans for character development that aren't depressing as hell? Or at least for me. I know she's your darling so you're not going to run out of ideas for her soon, but if you could try and think of something that's not just me realizing that the fact that I'm hanging out with, um, terrorists in a criminally unsafe space station means the League of Peoples will probably strike me down if I ever try to go back home to my family. You know. Something uplifting.

fonewearl

So, let me get this straight. Not too long ago, you got me trapped in BSL 5—in what amounts to a giant freezer—and needed Gaunt to use his saber like a can opener to get me out.

Now you're sending me into BSL 2. The jungle habitat. With the giant bugs. Sure, there are actually a couple reasons for me to be going there, but I repeat: Giant. Bugs.

I swear to whatever gods there are, if that hatch malfunctions while I'm in there like had happened before, I will end you in the most-painful way possible and then feed whatever's left to the damned bugs.

wwrathofangels

okay mun so just because theyre plannin a plot wwith a cat cafe
means i got to find us a kitty cat cave shipper girl
i mean nep
thats wwhat this means
i think youvve had a little too much to drink if you honestly think im goin to do your wwork for you
an find nep just because your friends wwant her to be there
i mean shes cute an all but i can think a trolls an humans id rather see more

weeabhoo

Mundane-

I understand that i'm the station's supply officer. But do I really have to buy our supply of contraceptives when we dock at Bhor? Can't I delegate it to someone else?

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

-Supply Officer Jinto Lynn Syunn Dru Rock Haidr

elderspeaksfirst

Vahzah kogaan. You have acted well. Though I did not expect to become a guardian again so soon. Still. If I cannot be in Skyrim, then it is a great pleasure that I may still teach two of dovah sos.

…Hm. You jest as if you do not know my intentions. Yes, you know what I would wish to teach them. Nuz fent drem dein, I must have patience. Was I so careless when I first taught the Thu’um? Suleyk ni ofan staadnau. What knowledge I will give, and when, is a choice to be made carefully.

Current Mood: pleased

ridc_awesome

These people implying that having and enjoying sex and touching oneself is somehow shameful and to be apologized for every time some virgin posts to the network asking about it is growing very tiresome. No, no one wants to be forced into their first time, but if you're going to have to do it or die, you may as well enjoy it! And you may as well make sure others know it's okay to enjoy it themselves!

You have made quite a bit of effort on my behalf to find me plenty of active partners, and for that I thank you, but the island is still proving to be less fun than it should have been. It is a sex island. People should want to have sex.

This could be fixed, perhaps... if you could finally get me face to face with that Goddess.

...

At least Isabella is on the station now. I can always be assured of a good time with her around.

donewithdoing

And when she has learned what she needs to know, when she is finally free to pursue her own path, what shall I do?

Tell me you will work to find a way for me to return when that happens, or to bring Tenar to me. If I am not yet done with doing, very well, but I will need her once our daughter has left us once and for all. As she will need me. I cannot live alone anymore. It was well for my years of wandering and magecraft, but I'm no longer that man, and I miss my wife and the hills of Gont. I will stay here gladly while Therru needs me, but take thought for after. The young are quick to spread their wings; the old need roots.

fonewearl

You know, I had a feeling that this would eventually happen, and to be honest it's kind of a relief to finally know that somebody out there actually gives a damn and at least has some understanding of the kind of crap I went through before you dumped me onto the junkstation.

Just don't go fucking it up for me, because if you do you're getting Noszonde shoved up your ass.

truthaftertheend

Dear mun,

Good. I was almost missing the lack of legal threats and C&Ds in my life. I'll have to be sure to save the video file and make a special place of honor on my site for it.

the_burnt_one

A year for us dragons? That is interesting. Humans seem to hold us in awe even as they hate and fear us sometimes.

Thank you for allowing me to meet Parthuurnax. He is not a dragon from my homeland but I am sure I can learn much from him.

questionablewit

You know I don't usually drink that much, don't you? You'll give people the wrong impression. Are you trying to make me self-destruct, or is that just a handy side benefit?

I could have had all these conversations in other circumstances and without the alcohol poisoning. I'm going to be hungover for a solid week at this rate, and I blame you. Are there better hangover cures in the Void than we had back home?

There'd better be, or I'm setting my dog on you.

...what do you mean you're getting him smashed too? Mun, you have an evil mind.

fastestonnolegs

...Is there anything I should know about dating an Alternian troll, mun? Because I KNOW he's been flirting with me, and he wants to see me run.

That's not a date - I know you're saying it is one, but that's just because you're kind of a tease and a dick - but I am actually pretty happy about this and I want to make it work.

reforgedsoul

Mundane.

While it is good that you plan on reuniting me with Saber, I am not at ALL happy about your choice of game.

Firstly, because it's on a space station. Secondly, because you were, at one point, seriously considering a talking cat as my Master, no matter how much magical experience he might have had as a witch's familiar. Thirdly, because you are dragging me into another war, as a Servant, at all. And, seriously, "Artificer" as my class? You may as well tape a sign to my back saying "So as he prays, Unlimited Blade Works" for all our potential foes to see.

And, most troubling of all, the only food available in any quantity is called brickstuff. Brickstuff! You are a graduate of a culinary arts school, are you not? Do you understand the dire situation you are putting me in, speaking in culinary terms?

And, yes, yes, "Unlimited Food Porn," how very original. Tell me, was Sailor Moon in the fanfic you stole that tired old joke from, mundane?

Current Location: Post- Fate route spoilers in comments, summoned as a Servant

birdhousesoul

Mundane!

... I don't see why I ought to call you that, actually. It's not as though I don't know your name. Should you call me character? If you want to be on a first-name basis, it ought to go both ways. What if I call you Princess Crazypants? What do you mean, I've already given that name to Roxie? That's out-of-character chat, it doesn't count ...

No, that's not why I'm ~~mouthing off~~ ~~shouting~~ going to some trouble to solicit your attention.

I want you to read this. Carefully. Have you got any idea how much I miss having a cat around? You recall that scene in Act II, when I put dishes of milk all around the Darktown clinic? I wasn't trying to be cute when I told Hawke I missed having a cat around. As difficult as this may be for you to credit, I really was trying to feed feral cats.

... Hold that thought for a moment. You can tell me about feline lactose intolerance when I've finished, all right? I've been giving cats milk for years, cream when I could get it, and not a one complained, mundane. Not a single cat.

And it's off-topic. Hush. Eyes on me, if you please.

There is a cat who is coming to our station. It is a talking cat. A cat. Who talks.

Contemplate this marvel if you will. I've not had the pleasure of regular conversation with a cat since the Wardens made me give away Ser Pounce-a-lot, and while he was a brilliant darkspawn-fighting kitty, even he did not possess the power of human speech. And Ser Pounce and I talked all the time. How much more fun will it be to speak with a cat who can reply in other than the language of meow?

I demand that you make every effort to cultivate the acquaintance of this cat. When the cat appears, I want to be nearby, or at the least, you'll have to find an NPC willing to stand on cat-lookout for me. Handwave some backstory about how I sing the praises of the feline species to everyone; that shouldn't be too hard for you to manage. I already tell everyone about mages, why not also cats? These are my two favorite topics.

One last issue, mundane, now that you've agreed. (Your silence is no doubt consent.) I understand you've spoken with the mundane of the talking cat, and that this cat will not humor my preference for using baby talk with cats. Is it true the talking cat will mock me? For a heartfelt display of affection and esteem?

Can I buy its interest with dried mackerel? Always worked with Ser Pounce-a-lot. An easygoing cat, him, happy to be stuffed in a pack and carried about the Deep Roads. This cat sounds more ... high-maintenance. But I'm willing to adapt, insofar as is possible for me.

I leave you with this final thought, mundane. If you deny me discourse with the talking cat from Kiki's Delivery Service, you'll be sorry. All those little backthreading excursions and musebox trysts? You'll not get a tag more of smut out of me if you ignore what really matters.

Cats.

That is all.

fastestonnolegs

A space station? Fighting a war? I - I don't think this is a good idea, mun. I mean, yeah, see the username, but I'm a high school student, not some kind of soldier.

I know that there are a lot of... what's the word? Civilians? ...on the station, but if I'm going to be a part of this, I'm going to want to help. You KNOW that about me, mun. It's... it's just a lot to think about.

I'm not sure I'm ready for this.

And yes, I'm used to my legs, but that's not the same thing as, you know. Sci fi stuff. Cyborg stuff. Saying I'm used to that sort of thing is a dumb reason to put me in a sci-fi game. Don't be an ass about this.

wwrathofangels

( Courteous courier cut )

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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