hintcoinplz: (Annoyed)
[personal profile] hintcoinplz
Mun, I think we've really got to talk about your taste in games. Honestly, death spaceships? Games that involve murder, and now I'm going to be participating in an assassin fight?

I want a vacation.
hintcoinplz: (Grumpy pants)
[personal profile] hintcoinplz
...A cute pet fox isn't going to make up for being forced to participate in an assassin's game, you know. I don't even want to know what kind of horrible things you've got planned.
betterlogoutand: (black beast)
[personal profile] betterlogoutand
Gee, you sure waited a long time before finding a new home for me. You really enjoy putting me in places you know I'll hate, don't you?

It's too bad about the facility. I was actually starting to get used to that place, too. Even if it was a living hell most of the time... I met a lot of good people there. I'll miss them.
leagueofdraven: (Default)
[personal profile] leagueofdraven
Good to see you finally got some taste, kid. You finally decided to take Draven out for a spin. Haven't even picked me as a champion yet. Damn shame. No matter how bad you are, I make you look good. No one can even come close to my level of awesome.

This Santa Destroy place you're thinking of sending me... I approves. Seems like the type of place where I'd thrive. Then again, any place that's lacking me would be perfect. Though I'm not too keen of starting at the bottom of the totem pole. Draven's not any number other than #1.

On the other hand, nothing I like more than showing off why I'm the best in the world.

Some guys go where they please. Draven, however, pleases where he goes. If they're not, though, I'll just axe them why.

Get me some more icons, while you're at it. Not even a fully maxed out paid account can hold all the Draven you'll need to pull this off.
grenadeball: (Default)
[personal profile] grenadeball
wait you're going to bring me to TWO games?

there better be some primo fucking booze at both of them to make up for the total lack of sex
heirror: (05)
[personal profile] heirror
Unacceptable! I will not be taken from one insufferable game of life and death to another! You low-class, disgusting sadists have no right to do this to someone of my stature, and I refuse to lower myself to the level of engaging in gladiatorial combat.

I demand that you cease these plans immediately, and I doubly insist that any desire for that wretched girl to follow me anywhere die here and now!
ordinarily: ([f] i hate everything)
[personal profile] ordinarily
I wanna go home.

I don't care what you have to say. I hate this, and I just want to go home.
grenadeball: (Default)
[personal profile] grenadeball
yes, i'm certain i can talk about animal dildos and lube that looks like cum for at least five paragraphs

my husband is a kangaroo, for fuck's sake
ordinarily: ([f] but who was phone?)
[personal profile] ordinarily
I get to go somewhere where I can have a cool weapon to defend myself with, and you give me a thermos.

I don't even know what to say to you right now.
ordinarily: ([f] you get no witty keywords)
[personal profile] ordinarily
So we're doing this again.

Look, I don't care where you send me at this point. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's probably going to be some terrible place that I'm probably going to end up hating. But you know what? It can't be worse than being cooped up in your head for so long with absolutely nothing to do, so....

... And yes, I know I'm probably going to regret saying that. Just let me be bitter while I still have the chance.
unconstant_lover: (Let's grab a drink sometime.)
[personal profile] unconstant_lover
Stop looking at other people's apps! Just because other people wrote a whole novel for their personality section doesn't mean you have to! Reading their apps is just making you nervous, so just leave it alone, okay?

Focus less on how many paragraphs you've written and more on making what you have written amazing so we'll get accepted on the first go.

...Okay, so part of me really really really wants to be an assassin. So what? Stop questioning me and get back to writing!
be_friends: (maybe we should go...)
[personal profile] be_friends
I know it's only for a couple days. But are you really confident about playin' me somewhere so soon. I mean skimming over and tryin' to make sense of the translations that're out and spoilers is great and all...but are you really sure about this?

Never mind. You'll just do what you want in the end aren't you. Fine. I'll go. I just don't like the idea of what's probably going to happen to me while I'm there. Maybe if Chris ended up there too. I mean he is my bodyguard after all. Maybe his face can scare any would be assassins and the UAA staff away.
harpoonpun: (So much neutral)
[personal profile] harpoonpun
 [Somewhere where he would have to use his training for something like assassination? Or actually something closer to gladiator fights, to be honest...]

...no.

[Wow...denied. It should always be so simple, right?]
dontthink_feel: (No one expects you to get up)
[personal profile] dontthink_feel
If you say I need to meet "Lin Beifong" one more time, I'm going to go crazy.

I think everybody gets it by now.
childofthenocturne: (Default)
[personal profile] childofthenocturne
 The small vacation is appreciated, mun. Trust me, we both need it. I'm sure Hei is thankful as well.

...Stop prodding me on the subject of that fight. He got what he deserved, and I gave him a fair warning.
madethechoice: (derp?)
[personal profile] madethechoice
You know, I don't think that call was a good idea. I mean, saying something so vague? I'm up to my elbows to thinking the worst of me.

And they don't really know me! Any of them. Not...really.

How could they, when I'm not even letting anyone close?

...actually, maybe the call was a good idea. Without some of the people around-like Jaime-I want to punch someone in the face. If it's a ranked fight, all the better.

I don't do idle very well. But I still won't fight the bitties, as you call them.

And not Miles. He's adorable, and I don't want to lose him.

And that-that isn't any of your business about my flirting with people! Really. You're so nosy. 
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[personal profile] fingerbangingood
Oh hey, look who it is! The same bastard who made me leave shithole central. Gotta say, disappointed; I had a few more heads to punch and others that needed a good ol' trollin, like Ran Toesucka, or whatever her name was. But hey, one hell of a finale, right?

[Her name was Rin Tohsaka. -_-]

Yeah yeah, spank material, whatever.

Anyway, since you're fucking around with me again, I just need to ask something:

Am I still a clone? Yeah, that's kind of important considering my life and all that. Guy's gotta know if he's single now, since I'd rather not have a three-way with another me and Keiko; it'd just be awkward. But hey, at least me being a clone in that hotel or whatever makes more sense now, right?

Always wanting to punch ya,
Yusuke Urameshi

P.S. Try and get me in that other game, that one with the whole rank fights and all that. That looks like my kind of game!

[It'd just be you punching people in the face.]

Why the hell do you think I would like it?
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[personal profile] ex_evilly919
Hey, hey~!

It'll be okay, mun! You have to smile, because when you smile, everything bad goes away! It's like magic, so you should try it!

...Huh? What do you mean you can't? Everybody can, silly!

I'll miss my friends, but it's okay~! Because I'll always be able to go back to them! They can't leave me, after all, since we're going to be friends forever! Right now, we just have to go on a mission to make you smile!

It sounds fun, doesn't it, mun?

Heeeey, heeeey! Mun!

LISTEN UP!!!
childofthenocturne: (Default)
[personal profile] childofthenocturne
...You seriously can't be this weak-willed.

Whatever, it beats getting constant headaches from these fights I suppose. You on the other hand should get out more.