saltswordYou can't blame them for not wanted to talk to me, you know. One, they don't know me. Of course, I'm always happy to know them, but I can't promise the safety of any fingers, or valuables, or really their lives. So it goes. If they hold their tongue, they might have a better chance, but you know, things have been known to happen.
Not that I kill if I don't have-- well, that's not true, I do do that sometimes. Let it never be said I'm not honest. Now what were we talking about?
Right. Two. If you let the other scribe call me 'Cap'n' one more time, I will slit your throat. Not what we were talking about, I don't think, but it bears remembering, and I always strive for us to understand each other. So. Trying again. Two. You said something about 'fandom OCs' being something like thralls in situations like this. Wasn't really listening, but I assume it was important, and was meant to be informative instead of insulting. Three, meeting with folks from the mainland would likely cause a war that we really don't need. I'm a fan of the old ways-- I don't want them to die again.
Was that enough of a voice test? I can keep talking, you know. I'm quite good at that. I also do jokes, and I'm learning how to juggle knives. Not that I'm very good yet-- cut myself pretty deep, actually.