You have quite a tempting offer there, Mister Len.

[eatingdreams]

My, my, missy, if you're having troubles with your dreams, allow me to assist you with that. We'll even make a pinkie promise of it.

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[becomemyalice]

H-hey! You better keep away from my Alice!

[Although your mun's dreams aren't his concern, nope.]

[eatingdreams]

[Perhaps he should eat Belphegor's dreams.]

...and if I don't?

[becomemyalice]

[No! HIS PRECIOUS LIFE-LINE!!!]

I...don't want to disappear...

[eatingdreams]

[GDIT DREAM STOP BEING CUTE GOSH (except not really).]

All things must come to an end eventually.

[Plus you'll make a delicious treat.]

[becomemyalice]

Then why don't you end! Go find some other dream to eat! Not me!

[And also choke on it and die]

[eatingdreams]

[He'll drink you like tea.]

Because you would make a rather interesting treat.

[becomemyalice]

I wouldn't taste good at all. You should turn to another dream.

[eatingdreams]

On the contrary. Even now it's hard to resist eating you down in one bite.

[becomemyalice]

...you can't eat me. My Alices won't let you.

[He's totally bluffing.]

[eatingdreams]

[He'll be taking your hand with his, Dream.]

My, my, you'll have to forgive me while I find that hard to believe.

[becomemyalice]

[Nope. Nope. NOPE. He will be jerking his hand away, as if he's been burnt.]

I don't plan on fading away anytime soon.

[eatingdreams]

[Sorry, Dream. He'll be reaching for your hand again. Don't be rude.w]

With the scent you give, it's only a matter of time before someone else wants your taste.

[becomemyalice]

[Again Dream will be tugging his own hand away. As if he was never one to be polite.]

My only intention is to grow larger, and I don't really intend on having you leech on me. It's bad enough people dream less the older they grow.

[eatingdreams]

[Well time to step into Dream's personal space.]

With this scent, you won't be growing much larger.

[becomemyalice]

...I won't fade away either.

[Time to take a step back. Nope, go away dream eater.]

[eatingdreams]

[And a step forward, with a hand placed on Dream's shoulder.]

You're running away. How are you to get bigger if you run and hide?

[becomemyalice]

For one you're not a person. I don't like being near something like you. You wouldn't be fun to play with.

[Plus survival instinct tells him to fleeee]

[eatingdreams]

[--oh no, Dream, you have just been hugged gathered by the dream eater. But he's not eating you yet.]

You never know that. I'm plenty of fun.

[becomemyalice]

[Mun you made the worst decision by tagging this post. WHY]

I don't want to have fun with you.

[eatingdreams]

[You know you love it, Dream. He'll be sniffing your neck now. Or maybe that's a nuzzle. No, no, most definitely a sniff. Or both.]

Are you scared to have fun with me?

[becomemyalice]

What if I am? There's no use hiding it, I already said I don't want to disappear.

[So please to be going away. Never mind that this is your post]

[eatingdreams]

I don't think I can let you go, however.

[Liiiiiiick to the neck.]

[becomemyalice]

[askjfskj flailing commences!]

Hey, stop that! You can't eat me!

[eatingdreams]

You're tasty.

[Sorry Dream, too tasty to resist.]

[becomemyalice]

...and you're starting to annoy me.

[Why can't he just lock you away like the first Alice?]