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dear_mun2012-04-23 09:47 pm
lesliemonster) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-23 09:47 pm
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Potentially for TLV and Einmal
Mun,
Let's make a pros and cons list.
Pro: it's in space.
Con: our understanding of civil codes in space is unclear.
Pro: we can learn about civil codes in space! And possibly a type of space language, which will get Ben all--
Con: No Ben. That counts as 300 cons. No Ann. 3000 cons.
Pro: Everyone at the Parks department gets to keep their jobs!
Con: No Parks department.
Pro: I can start the first Parks and Recreation department in space.
...And possibly someday be president of space. Let's do this thing.
Love,
Leslie Knope
P.S. There is also a game where I can be a freaking wizard. Look into that.
Let's make a pros and cons list.
Pro: it's in space.
Con: our understanding of civil codes in space is unclear.
Pro: we can learn about civil codes in space! And possibly a type of space language, which will get Ben all--
Con: No Ben. That counts as 300 cons. No Ann. 3000 cons.
Pro: Everyone at the Parks department gets to keep their jobs!
Con: No Parks department.
Pro: I can start the first Parks and Recreation department in space.
...And possibly someday be president of space. Let's do this thing.
Love,
Leslie Knope
P.S. There is also a game where I can be a freaking wizard. Look into that.
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[She's got one of the biggest smiles in the world on right now. It's just below her Free-Waffle-Day smile and just above her Jerry's-on-Facebook smile.]
In Pawnee, even coordinating a project across two municipalities is a challenge. What's a building code violation in one city is a family friendly raccoon sanctuary in the next. It'll be really fascinating to see how a vehicle that travels across the entire universe handles that kind of thing.
I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud at the thread below this one
From what I understand, the Barge has its own set of codes, which in and of themselves are a bit... flexible... [Fraser has mixed feelings about that word.] When new worlds are encountered, the tendency seems to be to obey the rules of that world, more or less.
I'd love to hear about your work sometime, by the way. [For anyone else, this would be walking into a trap. For Fraser, it sounds like a delightful afternoon.]
It's important to have goals and space goals
Oh. That sounds...[like something she would put in her terrible idea binder]...like a thing. That happens.
[But, hey! He wants to talk about her work. And Leslie always wants to talk about her work -- so this is a good team up, right now.]
I'd love to tell you about it! Work is actually the reason that I'd be coming to the Barge. Our department is facing severe cutbacks. If I offer my services as a rehabilitation coordinator, none of my people lose their jobs. And Freddie Spaghetti comes back next year!
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I am so sorry
Great question! I’ve been compiling a few ideas for community improvement. Here are a are the top twenty:
1. The World’s – The Universe’s first park in space.
2. The Universe’s largest park in space.
3. The Universe’s smallest park in space.
4. Space Olympics
5. Space Special Olympics
6. Space Pet Olympics
7. Book Club
8. Trans-Planet Model U.N. Club
9. Self Empowerment seminars for troubled inmates
10. Community theater
11. A working community center, complete with peer-run classes. Potential classes include art, accounting, creative writing, woodshop, survivalist training, home maintenance, Spanish, whatever the predominate space language is, waffle making, Asian cooking, fashion on a budget, hula dancing, breakdancing (both b-boying, popping, and locking), gymnastics, football, soccer, canoe building and the harmonica.
12. A community cook off
13. Some sort of ceremony involving dressing adorable animals in tiny outfits that is not a pet show, because pet show moms are just the worst.
14. A Ms. Barge competition, judged on a scale of character, personality and community involvement.
15. Movie Nights!
16. A Club. Now – I am not sure if that means a dance club or the sandwich. Both are pretty good. In fact:
17. A club for dancing.
18. A club for sandwiches.
19. Committee to discuss pre-emptive measures against Eagleton.
20. Open Mic Night.
21. Monthly Townhall – Bargehall? – meetings.
Now, those are just a few ideas from my “Barge Community Involvement Binder.” I am also bringing my dream journal! Which, I will grant, gets a little more out there. A lot of these ideas involve Alf.
Is...Alf available on this adventure?
Oh my god, never apologize, Leslie needs to come to the Barge
... I don't know. I don't think so? I mean, he could be, the Barge is strange like that.
They do have movie nights already, but the rest of it sounds like it could be a lot of fun.
She just wants to help people in SPACE
[A small smile:] I just feel like we could have some really meaningful conversations.
[Wait. Focus, Leslie. Love, Leslie.]
I hope so! Community involvement is a key part of rehabilitation. When I was in prison, I started a book club with the other inmate. It really helped me feel human again.
If anyone can do it, it's Leslie :c
She will try so hard!
[Nbd, nbd.]
also that is the best journalname
thank yooooou
I just so happen to have a top ten list.
What is Wrong with Eagleton
By Leslie Knope
1. Salad bars
2. Ipads
3. Lindsay
4. Carlisle
5. Shay
6. Hybrids
7. Restroom attendants in public parks
8. Overly showy thank you notes. It’s like – we get it! You have manners! Shut up about them.
9. McMansions. I don't actually understand what those are, but I know they have them.
10. A complete lack of waffle appreciation.