on her being reserved at Siren's Pull

[arealgem]

Dearest Bitch,

I often fantasize about gutting you, and decorating a house with your intestines. Kind of like those Hallmark holidays where people put up lights and pat each others asses over Jesus and other crap? Yeah.

We could even call it National Mundane Hate-Crime Day, I'm sure there are plenty of people around here who would get behind that.

So I'm pretty much trying to tell you to go fuck yourself, if you didn't catch on to the moral of the story above.

Sincerely,

Ruby ♥

Comments

[samsbfff]

[ Brady's nearby clapping like a sarcastic bitch. ]

[arealgem]

[Watch Ruby look unimpressed with you, Brady. =|]

You can't possibly tell me you've had it easy.

[samsbfff]

[ Shrug. ] I think bored is the word I'd use.

[arealgem]

Looks like I got the better end of the deal, between the two of us.

[Smile! That's so nice to know.]

[samsbfff]

I can see how you might think that.

[arealgem]

You would have to be Helen Keller to not see that.

[jerkfuck]

You must be the diamond in the rough.

[Like a real gem...GET IT?]

[arealgem]

Oh, aren't you just a clever little meat bag~

[YEAH WE DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ba da tssssshhh.]

[jerkfuck]

Men don't talk about meat in mixed company.

[ALL FOR YOU RUBY]

[arealgem]

Not even the demonic kind?

[Of mixed company, she means. And. So sweet ♥ and dorky.]

how do you like his icons :>

[jerkfuck]

I don't usually cook demon meat, so it's never come up.

[HAHA OH wow Dave, just wow

no he doesn't get it wtf r u on grrl

[ex_justforkicks664]

That sounds really messy.

Besides, why kill your mun when you can merely manipulate them to your doing. That's much better.

[arealgem]

I like the mess of it, that's why~

[ex_justforkicks664]

Oh so do I, believe me. But there's a time and place for that.

Tell me you were using a knife at least.

1/??

[family_remains]

[family_remains]

ok that was shorter than I was thinking it would be.

[family_remains]

[No words. Just such overwhelming upset. This isn't seriously happening. It's a joke. Megan is a bitch and this is a joke. She wouldn't do this. Right?]

LMAO

[arealgem]

[No, Megan is actually just a bitch, and it's not a joke.]

I think you have something stuck on your face. It looks like pathetic brooding, but I could be mistaken. You do have that demon Hulk rage going, so.

:'D

[family_remains]

You're just the last thing I need.

[arealgem]

I'm sure~ How's it been going for you since you helped me with my awesome quest?

[family_remains]

I'm fine. Not that it's any of your business.

[arealgem]

Nah, maybe it isn't, but you're a pretty curious creature. Can't help but wonder, you know?

[family_remains]

Have you ever heard the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat"?

[arealgem]

One down, eight lives to go baby. You're not getting rid of me that easy, Sam.

[family_remains]

Yay me.

[arealgem]

You have no idea.

[family_remains]

[arealgem]

[longaevus]

It's a little extreme but I can certainly understand the sentiment.

[arealgem]

What can I say? Demons don't do nice.

But thanks. You one of the people there?

[longaevus]

That I've been learning.

I am, yes. I daresay that you'll be part of that soon, regardless of complaint.