because the front page doesn't have enough striders...

[moives]

soon kid soon
nothing to freak your deek about
theyre just saving the best for last
any second now youll be jossed to your hearts fuckin content on my honor as some kinda producer-director-actor-social-advocate-dick-king
best thing you can do right now is chill out and wait for the end is nigh
fyi if i dont turn out to be at least half robot im suing for not enough mindfuck
dont think i cant draft up a document for it in record speed thats like all a dead mans even *got* to do
its either make meaningless threats involving non-disclosure agreements or rot away alright
you get used to making your own fun


one time i put my toilet in the bedroom i mean why the fuck would anyone do that unless they were some crazy chick on a commode-moving powertrip
i was that chick






yeah another apple martini would be great
thanx

Comments

[strider_pride]

cool story bro

[moives]

hey mini me

[strider_pride]

sup big me
hows life???

[sleepwalked]

o my g
le fuckin swoonin over here
can i have ur autogryphs
*graphs
plssss
;)

[moives]

trick of the trade baby babe
keep at a stack of at least 10 in your sylladex at all times
cant go wrong

ignore me being a complete dumbass

[sleepwalked]

oh no no no
i think we hav a miscummunication
lol no thats to funny to fix
what i wanted u to sign cant be put in a sylladicks
*ex
i mean it could be but i aint a babrie doll n its not plastic

where making this happen

[ironist]

always knew that dead men tell no tales line was bullshit.

oh god

[moives]

nice shades guy im really hoping isnt some overgrown weeaboo fanboy

where doing it man, god can't help you now

[ironist]

call me bro.

[masterofpuppets]

Well shit.


I wasn't expecting this so soon.

[moives]

uh hey there kiddo
and "soons" kinda relative dontcha think?
my muns been playing me this way for a while

[masterofpuppets]

Hey. Guess I'm late to this rad party, then.
How long is a while?

[little_cal]

Woah. I didn't expect to see you until you at least showed up in the comic!

[moives]

what can i say im ahead of the curve as per usual
sup

[little_cal]

Being alive and stuff mostly.

Now that I think about it you probably don't know me but I was a puppet until I came here.

[omni]

Aft hae I rov'd by moonlight effervescent
Redundant; my cries of kinship faltered,
Though raise'd awareness well meant
I wandered upon a man little altered!
Lo'! There stands winsome Strider-fair
Thou minds me o'the frolicsome days,
Golden vestments curdling in raiment, there!
Ruin'd epoch! Vestigially obfuscating haze.

Hello, Dave.

[moives]

what did i say about stalking me lilac
christ what are the rags gonna say tomorrow

[omni]

Clearly that Lalonde snr.'s courting tactics are falling pathetically short of the mark.
Shall I continue?
I have yet to prove how ardently I remain ensconced in the globes of your "moives" genius.
Allow me to elucidate:

O'gerent of the fallen inconsequential hearts
O'oligarch most flaxen in philanthropic bounty,
Can woman or man aggrieve thy most nascent darts?
Who dares befuddle lexemes betwixt rumps of debauchery?

This shit is getting real.

[l1ck1ng]

TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT QU3ST1ON 1S
TOP H4LF OR BOTTOM H4LF?

[moives]

left half

[messiahs]

what is the big motherfuckin deal yo.
YOU BE DEAD IN THE END FAR AS I CAN SEE.
:o?

[moives]

idk whats the big motherfucking deal about anything
thats the real question
once you figure out the answer youre good to go

Re: ICP Presidents update

[never_lies]

I know this log is dated but, you did a good thing.

asljfaskd

[moives]

well someone had to do it and the world was plumb out of heroes by then
im the next best thing

LATE COMMENT IS LATE but alpha-dave is too fresh to ignore

[clonksukcer]

kay serious question time
so serious were talking primetime tv psa slot time

did those clown presidents even put up a fight or was it like cutting through two faygofilled baloons