Look who's back, d_m.

[strider_pride]

ladies and gents
boys and girls
the king of cool has arrived
and hes back with some kick ass beats

[He puts a disc into the boombox and presses the play button, energetic music erupting from it.]

lets get this motherfucking party started

Comments

[roundpinkpuff]

Poyo!
[Cue Kirby Dance]

[strider_pride]

poyo
are you one of those pokemon or something???

[roundpinkpuff]

?
What's pokemon?
I'm Kirby.

[strider_pride]

kirby???
what the hell is a kirby???

[roundpinkpuff]

... I'm a Kirby?
(Obvious much?)

[strider_pride]

so youre a pink puffball then
and your name is kirby
good enough for me

[little_cal]

Hey Dave.

[Yes there is a human little Cal.]

[strider_pride]

holy shit
lil cal has gone pinocchio on us
i dont know whether to be scared or excited
so ill just go with being cool with it

[little_cal]

You're taking it better than any other Dave then. I'm not going to name names but one actually screamed when I hugged him.

We worked it out though, he still thought I was still a puppet and it was a trick by Bro.

[strider_pride]

yeah well im a lot cooler and laidback than the others
i take things in stride
thats why my name is strider

[haahaaheeheehoohoo]

[Cal's just kind of there. Don't ask why, just bask in his awesomeness.]

[strider_pride]

[Aw, hell.]

[haahaaheeheehoohoo]

[He's not moving. Maybe you lucked out, and this one isn't alive?]

[strider_pride]

[Thank god for that. He picks up Lil Cal and places him far away from him as possible.]

[haahaaheeheehoohoo]

[Welp, he sure is far away. However, a soon as your back is turned, he vanishes.
You might feel as though he's right behind you.]

[strider_pride]

[Yep, as soon as he turns his back, he sees Lil Cal and jumps back.]

[haahaaheeheehoohoo]

[Hey, remember that comment about Call possibly not being alive?]
HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO
[Yeah, that was probably wrong.]

[strider_pride]

holy fuck
lil cals gone ghost on us

[Pulls out his sword.]