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[moives]

soon kid soon
nothing to freak your deek about
theyre just saving the best for last
any second now youll be jossed to your hearts fuckin content on my honor as some kinda producer-director-actor-social-advocate-dick-king
best thing you can do right now is chill out and wait for the end is nigh
fyi if i dont turn out to be at least half robot im suing for not enough mindfuck
dont think i cant draft up a document for it in record speed thats like all a dead mans even *got* to do
its either make meaningless threats involving non-disclosure agreements or rot away alright
you get used to making your own fun


one time i put my toilet in the bedroom i mean why the fuck would anyone do that unless they were some crazy chick on a commode-moving powertrip
i was that chick






yeah another apple martini would be great
thanx