Someone isn't happy.

[tonguetoxicity]

You're going too far little mundane. First, you place me in a disgusting meme. Then you consider finding more disgusting memes to place me in.

And now you want to consider creating an account for my mother? You cannot create an account for her. You cannot have her playing around with other people.

You are the bane of my existence mundane.

Go die in a ditch.

Comments

[not_a_lady]

You have problems with yours, too?

[tonguetoxicity]

Whenever she gets an idea, I have a very large problem with her.

And she tends to get ideas fairly often.

[not_a_lady]

Bad ideas, then. I'm in a similar situation.

[tonguetoxicity]

You have my sympathies-especially if yours tends to cackle every so often.

[not_a_lady]

She does. I might get too angry at some point and just leave.

[tonguetoxicity]

It's a little hard when they like to keep the fence high.

[not_a_lady]

We might as well take up pole vaulting.

[tonguetoxicity]

Alas, our poles are likely made out of bundled up twigs.

[not_a_lady]

They'll snap as quickly a I feel like I'm about to do. Hah.

[tonguetoxicity]

I would not be surprised in the least.

[rocknrollrefugee]

[Sorry, this one's just laughing her ass off, don't mind her one bit.]

[tonguetoxicity]

[Just. Glares. ALL THE GLARES.]

[rocknrollrefugee]

[Please, she's immune to glares by now.]

Hey, at least you don't have some kinda fucked up Freudian complex? And, c'mon, you're a good looking guy, what's so bad about getting laid?

[tonguetoxicity]

[Considering how many times he's likely glared at her...]

Actually, the mundane previously had me with a...madonna complex. Which is complicated. And stupid.

I don't want to get laid by random strangers.

[rocknrollrefugee]

I'm not even going to ask, dude.

Wow, you're no fun. Everyone's a stranger at some point. But I mean if it's strangers that worries you...

[tonguetoxicity]

Two words: Elvis Presley.

...you're not offering are you.

[rocknrollrefugee]

Yeah... I don't think the rhinestone jumpsuit would've looked good on you.

What do you think? I'm sure you're smart enough to figure that one out.

[tonguetoxicity]

It would be distasteful to say the least. But I was referring more to his married life or lack thereof.

I was hoping I was not so arrogant as to misunderstand your intentions. Wouldn't you find that offensive, if I believed and tried for something that you did not offer?

[rocknrollrefugee]

That would've been a problem too.

Yeah, alright, alright. There's an offer but a girl can take a hint.

[tonguetoxicity]

Indeed. Though I'm sure I would look better in jeans then he does in any case.

Offer understood, but I cannot accept. Perhaps if we grow closer.

I will tell you this though: if we ever do that, I'll be decent enough to over foreplay.

[rocknrollrefugee]

That can be changed, sweetheart.

I like you already.

[tonguetoxicity]

Perhaps. Even stone is worn down by water eventually.

When didn't you like me Hanna. Or liked to tease me?