...don't look at me like that. Voice-test, proooobably sending him somewhere.

[biggered]

Right, little lady. I'm pretty sure you don't need me to tell you that is probably the worst idea you've thought of, nor do you need me to tell you all the reasons why. And trust me, there are a lot of reasons.

So, uh, how about sending me back? It isn't like we're both going to get anything done while I'm here anyway, so if I go back, you don't have to worry about getting my voice right and I don't have to worry about either getting knocked on the head and losing my memories or, well, not losing my memories but having to deal with people invading my dreams! It's a win-win situation.

...and get off of Tumblr while you're at it. I'm in your head, of course I can see all that! Jeez, you're one scary girl.

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[carshoeswagger]

Yeah, Tumblr's probably a pretty good place to avoid.

[Have over 49 feet of good cheer.]

[biggered]

[...oh, wow, you're a giant. Consider him thrown for a loop for a moment before he manages to regain his composure.]

I'm not even going to talk about it. Too traumatic. [Dramatic shiver.]

[carshoeswagger]

[Even with a 'normal' height, she's still pretty tall. And Susan's used to this reaction, so she's fine with Oncie taking a moment to figure out what's happening to his world.]

On the plus side, at least none of it's canon.

[biggered]

[His world pretty much fell apart the moment he got here, he's just trying to pick up the pieces.]

Yeah, that's a small comfort. What, did it happen to you too?

["It" being piles upon piles of pictures of...yeah. He is a children's book/movie character, he is not equipped to deal with this.]

[carshoeswagger]

[Poor Oncie. Being a Tumblr sex God must suck. Suck. Har har.]

Fortunately to a lesser extent. You're... pretty popular.

[And by popular she means she's seen it. All of it. All the Oncest.]

[biggered]

[He sees that. It's not as funny as you think it is. Whyyy.]

...yeah. I know. Unfortunately.

[Burying his face in his hands. Mun, why must you do this to him?]

[truffuladreams]

Wow.

[Dayum, Tumblr, you scareh!]

There's... There's just so much of it.

[biggered]

...do you want to scar yourself for life or something?

[He is dying on the inside here, man. Dying.]

[truffuladreams]

Well, some of the art is actually pretty good. It's just...

[It's just that she had no idea you like it up the butt from yourself, Once-ler.]

[biggered]

[No he does not, it's all just the fangirls' twisted fantasies. Speaking of fangirls, why does he even have them in the first place?]

I know. And trust me, I'd rather forget.