Holy Musical B@man!!

[therealsuperman]

Look- this isn't going to work. I'm not like those other heroes. I've actually got to do my job.

You know. Defending the world?

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[jerkfuck]

Holy shit.

You're Superman.

[therealsuperman]

Are you talking to me?

[This never happens to him.]

[jerkfuck]

[What, are people confusing him with that werewolf guy from the Harry Potter movies or something?]

Yeah, you.

You're like...Superman, aren't you.

[therealsuperman]

[Once or twice. Usually they just skip right over him to talk to whatever other hero is there.]

Super- I- [He looks over his shoulder and then checks the giant S on his chest. Just to make sure.]

Uh Yes! Yes I am. Superman. The real one.

[jerkfuck]

[Giant S at the underwear on the outside that he wore out as a kid over and over. Not the same pair, but the same...general Superman make.]

Is this really happening? I mean, holy shit, I love Superman!

[therealsuperman]

Wait- you do? No one's making you say that?



[IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?]

that clip + those .gifs in his journal = me needing to watch this omfg

[jerkfuck]

[Let him think. He's got that Purina tie-in with the New York job, and...no, he can't think of any superheroes he or Gumbel is supposed to be endorsing. He makes a face.]

Uh...no. No one is making me say that. I'm—me [hand to his chest, yes, him] —saying that. I fucking love Superman, he's my favorite.

You...you're my favorite. God damn, can I get an autograph or a picture or something? I know it's an ass pain to be asked, it used to be for me, but it would mean...hah, it would mean a metric fuckload of a lot to me.

\o/ everyone needs to watch this because it's awesome

[therealsuperman]

[OKAY. Be cool, Supes. This guy doesn't want to see you turn into an emotional wreck just because you've got a fan. Just. Act natural and ignore that emotional piece of piano music playing offstage.]


Yeah, absolutely. No problem at all. But can I, uh- can I get a hug first?

i do love me some AVPM/AVPS like fire

[jerkfuck]

[What the fuck?

Is he crazy?

He stares at him for a brief second before his asshole face breaks out in a huge grin and he's just holy hell he's just going to hug him like he hasn't seen another "human" in twenty years]

Of course! Shit, no one will ever believe that I met Superman!

[aragami]

Nice tights. Do they protect you from evil or somethin'?

[therealsuperman]

They're. Part. Of. The. Costume.

[aragami]

Yeah, I'm sure. I haven't seen something like this since I watched sentai rangers, and they at least had masks for shame.

I just never understood the practicality of tights over anything else, man. You just look silly.

[arach_nerd]

You're kinda stuck having to deal with it Clark.

[therealsuperman]

Yeah, I know. No thanks to you.

I'm trying to tell my writer!

[arach_nerd]

Hey, I've done plenty of worldsaving. Which is kinda odd since, nominally speaking, I'm supposed to be street-level.

Wasn't what I was talking about anyways. I meant you're stuck with being someone's meatpuppet.

sfbnkjs best muse choice ever

[captainprecious]

Superman! Hi!