dear_mun | Jul. 29th, 2012

Jul. 29th, 2012

Listen, mun. I think it's great that you've remembered me and want to play me again. I'm honored. I'm touched, even. (Okay, I admit it. I'm all kinds of excited, too.)

But dude. I'm from a canon that not a ton of people probably remember. (Heck, I'm from a canon that you need to review if you're serious about playing me. My continuity, short as it is, is some crazy stuff.)

Besides, where do you think you're going to send me? Because I refuse to get sent someplace where I'm another lab experiment to be poked or prodded. (I was born in a lab. And I kinda work for one. I think that's enough of lab-stuff for me, don't you agree?) And no, no prisons in space.

On the other hand, if this gets me away from Doc Ock trying to hook me up with the Insect Queen (and seriously, he's been at it for months!), maybe this isn't all bad?

igotsomemoves

MOON!

What are you doing?! My bedtime's an hour past sunset. That was like...like a forever ago! You can't just wake me up!

Anyway, I don't think it's gonna work out between us. It's not you, it's me. I'm a busy guy with a lotta engagements.

royal_sunrise

Now Nikil- ...oh very well.

Mun, I know you've been looking at that game and are excited about it, but didn't you say you wanted to practice "riffing" before sending anypony there? It would be very nice to see Luna, Twilight Sparkle and her friends there, but I can wait. Besides, you have tasks in real life that you still need to complete. It's been slow, I know, but you can do it. I have faith in you.

nerd_bot

Yes, it is rather unfulfilling as it stands. It is good to see that G3 was able to restore me to functionality and thus restoring Titan. I would like to see a conclusion, but the chances of that happening are very low.

I am curious, though. Who is this 'Genndy' you keep thinking of with such reverence and how would a 'kickstarter' help matters any?

sellscandy

Go raibh mile maith agat.

Thank you for FINALLY starting to put a little more thought into my background. I know you're lazy and you have shit to do lass but considering I'm an original character a need to know a little bit more about my own life and how the hell I got here in the first place. So, this is a good start...but any chance you could give me a little bit more to work on?

You were able to create me easy enough now just finish it god damn it!

Slán for now....

brittspierce

Dear Mun...what kind of name is that anyway?

Whatever. I'm a little confused...so you want to bring me into some kind of game thing where I have to have a weapon? I don't know how to use a weapon. I don't think that's very safe, I'm not sure I want to go there at all actually. Can't I just stay here with Lord Tubbington and all my friends? I mean there's not even any unicorns there or anything.

...What do you mean no? Why are you being so stubborn about this?

[Folds arms across chest and huffs]

What kind of 'weapon' would I have anyway? I've never used one before.

Current Mood: confused

reflectionofsin

So first off, I don't get a deamon at all, meaning you don't think I'm a real person. That alone would be enough to make me refuse to go, but on top of that IF you manage to pull off the magical shenanigans to allow me to have one it's this vile creature?

No, I refuse. I don't care how hard to kill they are, you will not convince me to be content with an overblown rat for a deamon.

killerthriller

So, you finally put the effort forth to make an account for me? Good for you. Now are you going to follow through and put me in a game or am I just going to be stuck in memes, dressing rooms and museboxes?

[What follows is an annoyed, mostly disappointed sigh from Yuuya.]

That pretty much sounds like where things are going, huh?

[canon: corpse party (specifically the remake, blood covered)]

whiteserenade

M-Mundane, I am really happy that you picked me up! It's been six months or more after you finished the game, but I hope we can get along well. You're planning to put me in a game? I can't thank you enough for this.

[This is the part when suddenly mun shoved her the harsh truth.]

W-What...? N-No! Please rethink all of this again! I can't p-possibly join that kind of hotel!

[Whatever you say, Deuce. Mun's writing your kink right now.]

M-Mundane!

stockbunny

[A scrawny little boy peers out under plethora of sock animals. He looks between six and eight]

Where are you gonna find more pictures?
I don't really have pictures. I could draw you some.

[He appears to dust off a blue sock bunny with a little brown mustache and one eye.] You promise people will be nice?

eastendgirl

You had me at vacation.

[But there's a catch--]

Shhh. No spoiling anything, mun. We've still got a couple of weeks to kill until the next issue and I know you won't deny me the happy ending I've been waiting for before sending me off. [What happy ending? She can't even say that with a straight face. But on the plus side? Ignorance really is bliss, and will be, so long as Selina remains uninformed about games, spaceships, weird schools, cursed islands, or the likes of.]

cuimhne

I know you're worried about being a bit wrecked for work today since I woke you up this morning, but be honest, you're having fun. And I am too! You haven't played with me in donkey's years and you've never had this much background for me before.

So, after work, how about you keep working away at it?

hooded_illusions

Mu, I'm not wasting time for free. I'm charging you a fee for this.

[ uh put it on my tab? <:D ]

You don't have one.

[ I'll pay you extra for it? ;~; ]

Fine. But expect a bill at the end of this month.

[ *o* ]

ashgirl

Don't. Just don't.

Canon review always makes you such a mess. I don't think I need to explain why I don't have a lot of sympathy. It's just embarrassing, really. Anyway, where would I go? What would I do? Sleep on the boardwalk, draw portraits for a dollar? Prostitute? Start a flea market? Get superpowers? Become a witch?

She'd like that, actually.

So, look, do me a favor: don't do me any favors.

getsthelastword

You really never do give up, do you? Let's face facts, bellissima.

Stefan's not coming. Leave me alone.

Maybe I'll adopt that Winchester kid. He seems about as stupid as Stef.

witchofbritannia

You are vexatious. Instead of sending me to a real community, you drop me into that perverse establishment and subject me to disgusting rendezvous with strangers.

[Throwing her mun in front of a firing squad sounds like a good plan right about now.]

Cease the laughter this instant. I have not given up on escaping that madness yet. Anyone who stands in my way shall be dealt with accordingly.

chasingchris

[... She looks up dryly. But it softens. Slowly.]

You and I still aren't friends, but this was sweet. Thanks.

[She sighs.]

bring_the_beatdown

Hey! Hey mun. Listen up alright. You listening? Yeah?

YOU. SUCK.

I ain't going to this dumb place and you can't make me. _{No that ain't the reason.} It just sounds lame. I've got better things to be doing, and you know, there aren't any hot chicks there and it's gonna be a weak-ass scene.

So look, you can just drop this whole stupid fucking idea you and those other mundanes are dreaming up and leave me the freak out of it. Because it's not happening. Nope. None of it.

Hey, are you still listening? HEY. PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

andhishat

To whomever Mun it may concern,

You know,given I'm the one with a dead evil god who's got a Were-Chinchilla fetish for a father, I'm not sure why you're the one who's always complaining. The stream of complaints about the size of this app or my 'broken' abilities gets old real fast. You're already almost as annoying as that voice that hassles me every time I try and leave a building.

Now, I agreed to work with you because of all the omniscient forces trying to control my life, you at least seem to care enough about what I want to throw me a bone now and again, and I do appreciate not putting me in a romance just for the sake of it, but I've got the limited patience of someone who spends her days cleaning out kobolds for people too lazy to call the guards or buy a club. Work with me, and we'll get along fine. Don't, and well, remember Edwina?

I kept that belt.

Also, while you're at it, get a better idea of what exactly these rebels need with the world's unluckiest half-elf, and stop hoping Imoen shows up. She's been through more than enough at that bastard's hands.

-Reya of Candlekeep

cancercarcino

THIS ISN'T FUNNY, MUN!

YOU HAVE SUCH A FUCKED-UP SENSE OF HUMOR I FEEL EMBARRASSED BEING ASSOCIATED WITH YOU.

tch_duh

Hey, what gives!

Last time I checked, there were twelve Talismans with twelve awesome powers. But I only get one? Who cares if there's a limit of three powers. I can't be T-Girl without all twelve! Tch, what do you think the "T" stands for?

Twelve talismans, duh!

I guess having the power from the Rooster Talisman is pretty cool. I do like levitating stuff with my mind.

alesserequalist

Than you should pick a date when you want me to pass on, mun.

ditchedbabe

So Chuck goes all 'Alpha Male' on us and the only thing that shocks you is how big his hands are? You're way weirder than I thought you were.

deserthero

...You weren't kidding when you said that Ghirahim guy was a handful. Do you have any idea how long I had to fight him just to get a word in edgewise?

Anyway, it's about time. Now I sound like myself. I'm not like the evil me, but I'm not anything like Link either. Don't get it mixed up this time. Don't think I'm some pushover, either. If I do end up in that Tower, I'm not resting until I find out what's going on.

bornbroken

So. Here we are again. We seemed to be doing this dance less and less, these days. And now you think you can call me out again just because you think that you might be considering sending me somewhere?

Oh, no, sweetheart. That's not how this works. Give me something solid, or back off.

speedsby

Mun,

Mondo bad move on reading the comics. Way cool of your friend for giving you seventy comics tho'. I don't like the idea of you reading the endgame arc. [Not even you know what happens, Sonic. Mun has seen discussion on it though.

A pause.]

The SoL takes away my juice. I don't like it mun. A hedgehog needs his speed! Not cool. 'Sides, don't you have that blue pony to app?

((ooc; Replies may come from Rainbow Dash too, depending.))

whirlwinds

Resolved, are you?

I wouldn't get too ahead of yourself. Why not try a few memes first? See if you can really handle this.

bings

Hey. Look. Look, I know you're worrying about this whole thing. And what I'm saying here is that you need to stop. Deep breaths, and uh. Go for a walk or something.

And stop analyzing me. Seriously? It's getting kinda creepy.

lifes_short_pop

To: Mun
From: Jet

You really are as bad - no worse - than Ma3a. I really didn't mind being written out of canon. Mom's alive in the canon timeline, and Pop...well, he's not okay, but he's in a better position than he was in my timeline.

But you decided to do a canon review (including those comics), and you figured that enough of my timeline could be "ported" to the canon one. Yeah, I know. Uncle Kevin does his vanishing act in both timelines, leaving us with no answers, no closure, and not even a damn note. Furthermore, the systems I walked through were nowhere near this "Grid."

So you rebuild me - a version of me that you think could work with the accepted timeline. Fair enough. Downgrade Mom's accident from "fatality" to "severe injury." Say that I worked behind the scenes on Sam's publicity stunts (and shared a holding cell with him at least once) until we had a falling out, and say the troubles with Pop are more or less because he's running conspiracies under my nose. So far, so good.

But now you're shoving me here with no idea what's going on, telling me to find others from my canon. If you're going to do that, then I'm going to look for the truth, no matter how hard it might be. I'm still not convinced that the User and Program worlds are ready to co-exist, especially after seeing what F-Con did.

Oh, and Tron's creepy. I can't tell if it's because of the similarities or the differences.

Now, you have a fic to write. Delete that last chapter if you have to, but just keep going on it.

{{Music is here}}

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Tron 2.0 opening credits

misfortuneforall

Stop you? ...nah. You don't seem like the type that'd listen. Besides, if you mess this up, you'll be helping me with my job.

[...]

What? What do you want me to say?!

notallbad

Oh, so now you remember me.

After all this time you expect me to just forgive you, is that it!?

It's almost been half a year. You're cruel, too cruel...!

needs_no_rym

It certainly did not take you much to considering taking me there. I thought for sure you would prove more stubborn than I, considering your plans with that...ninja. [A term to which she hesitates on using.]

While I am more reluctant to reside there for the time being, I suppose I have little choice if I am to help Lenneth. Lezard may be right that the other threats deserve our attention, but it doesn't mean I should be laid back about this problem.

[Still, she does sigh.]

I do at least wish there was a change in location...

givemereason

Tesler is going to do what to me?! You have done some low things in the past, User, but this is the lowest. I am not some pawn to be messed with, and Tesler will rue the millicycle he dared trying to turn me into a mindless lackey. Mark my words he will pay for this, as will you.

punches_boulders

[He's glaring the glare of a hundred annoyed suns at his mun right now.]

Seriously? That is what you want to fixate on?

puppysitting

Calm. Down.

Things aren't looking too bright. I know that. But, I'm not going down without a fight. This is just another bump in the road. I'll overcome it like everything else. I have and I will. You know that.

A lot can happen in three episodes. If nothing beneficial occurs within that time well... there's always next season.

Just, don't worry about me. I can handle myself.

godofmeowschief

Well, now. I suppose you think you are clever doing this. But always remember: it is I who am playing with you, and not the other way around.

Do you even have the knowledge to play with me?

Current Mood: annoyed

1_truth

This isn't the place to come to for enabling someone, you know. Besides, even if you did manage to find Ran through this, I'd probably tell her not to come. That's not the kind of place I would want to see her.

Not with the chance He might show up.

gryffindorseeker

I don't understand why he hates me so much. What did I do to him, Mun? He hasn't even met me.

[He scowls at his homework, not in the mood to continue.]

And why did my scar burn when I looked at him? Was that just a coincidence? Did I imagine it?

It's not like it happened in class.

I can't concentrate. [Carefully, he tucks his work away and gets up.] Do you want to take a walk with me?

trythebackdoor

Hey, mun? This idea of yours? It sucks.

Look, man. I know you've been wanting someone new to throw around. But you're behind on what you've got, and there are better options. Really. You finally got around to icons for that OC of yours.

And... well, fine. Call me paranoid, but I'm not so eager to head out with you. I saw what happened to the last guy.

baddriver

Bad driver? Really? That's what you chose out of all the possibly combinations for a username?

Okay first of all hitting Thor with my jeep was an accident .....

Alright it was two accidents, but so what? He got right back up again. I think that guy could withstand being hit by a whole train of mack trucks.

lastboyscout

Um, hi mun.

I appreciate the interest, but I already have plans to go to another city, for my summer job in Metropolis. I'm not sure heading to this Nautilus place would be the best idea. Besides, I'm still getting used to, well, certain changes. Is that really the best place to be dealing with all that?

Though I guess you've already made your mind up. So I guess we'll make the most of it?

- Clark

theblonde

Look, I'm not really how I feel about going there. You know it's not a place I'd like. I need the city, I need change. Holly Heights doesn't really change, even if something happens once a month, or twice? I don't know. It's just really not my thing.

Since Blair is there, though ... I guess -- I guess I could put up with going there.

And it seems like a nice place, even if you can't leave.

Fine. I'll go. But it's not just for you, it's for Blair, too.

painteddoll

No, I do not appreciate this as much as you think I might, little faun. It is confusing and not my story at all, which I think you know. Angels are not doctors and you haven't even decided if that means anything. So, please. Don't.

And, oh, scorn got your tongue? How precious to know you're biting it so hard, again. Shall I help?

akashic

My my, you seem to be in a rush. From one "researcher" to another, I suggest you go read into my background some more. The world is big, after all! Therefore, there is always new context to be found, little details you might have over looked. It's best to be thorough, though I do admire your enthusiasm.

Now then... I suppose, I too, need to dabble into my own investigation. [ Almost amused, he hums lightly. ] Dealing with gods is never to be taken lightly.

oom_pah_pah

Oy, Mun?

This your idea of a good time, is it? Draggin' me away from London, away from Bill, an' plonkin' me down somewhere new?

Don' care if you fink it'll do me good. 'Ow d'you know? Ain' you who 'as to go back to 'im, is it? And that kid. Oliver.

I'm warnin' you, Mun. If 'e touches Oliver whilst I'm gone, I'm gonna come after you. Me an' the girls. So don't you let nuffin' happen to me or 'im, alrigh'?

ventimachismo

They say absence makes the heart grow founder, friend. I'm not too sure I agree with that, but welcome back to the winning side. Sit a spell, have a cup and we can talk about why you're here again.

I'm not a man who looks a gift horse in the mouth, but I fail to believe that you being here is all it's cracked up to be. Telling me that you want to play me again and send me to a place where I was no longer blind, it's simply too much. I don't take well to lying, and I can always tell when someone is doing just that.

When you finally get this plan of yours percolating give me a call. Until then, I'll simply take my leave.

vibraniumweave

Since you have brought me here I suppose that means you are expecting a "thank you" of some kind for moving my previous account to this website. As well as putting me into a glorified cage.

...you muns have such an interesting view on appreciation don’t you? You take us from our homes, and shove us into places that we have no interest in going to yet... you want our thanks. I think “thank you” may not be the proper phrase you are looking for.

ibarakasen

[Someone's angry.]

No, that picture is not funny, even in an 'ironic sort of way'! ... And what do you mean 'ugly'?

How would you like it if someone cut off your arm and threw it in a box and sealed it away?

... Why does this happen every time you go to look up oni... [GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP.] No, I do not 'need' a drink. Though I think I'm starting to want one.

intoyourheart

I've...had better days.

[She shakes her head.]

Things will get better soon, I hope.

squeak_squeaker

...gee. I dunno what to say about this guy, mun! He looks like he could use a good meal or two.

I can't believe that used to be me! [Headtilt.] Little guy should probably rethink his decision to wear that mini skirt with those dainty legs. Make no mistake, he's a good looking fellow! But he's no Kronk.

Because... I'm Kronk. [Kronk scratched his chin a little, before smiling brightly.] But I bet that guy's ALSO named Kronk, right? It'd be just great to meet another Kronk! Maybe, in another world, we would've been the best of friends.

That's something to think about. Yeah. I feel kinda bad for him now! I wonder if he also knew how to talk to chipmunks and bake the perfect spinach puff?

justliketheolddays

Mun,
I don't need Harbinger fucking up my Spectre Academy. That you have somehow enabled that obsessed piecea shit Reaper to download into a comatose Spectre candidate is not even remotely awesome. He's creepy as shit, woman. Sure, you've got a big old backstory for this dude--all exemplary, badass, and ripe for the third Human Spectre title, and you even have a decent reason for his eye color (shitty color choices for alien produced artificial eyes works since he was pretty far out when his eyes got jacked) but damn. Harbinger? C'mon. I've got enough to deal with with this gene splicing, hybridization project. Look, I'm trying to start a family with Garrus while training up new Spectres. That's the most normal I've gotten in the last four years.

...shit.

You're gonna screw it all up anyway, aren't you?

Great. Just fucking awesome.

...that's all for now.

Current Mood: annoyed

swanprince

What's that, now? You've been dazzled by my radiance? For a commoner, you have commendable taste.

Very well. I shall allow you to serve me. As your first act in my service, make haste and locate for me a suitable roost in which I might lay myself down. I must be surrounded by elegance and beauty befitting my station. Of course, I would not mind sharing my abode with a stray animal or two.

pepped

Hello there, mun.

Let's get some things aired. First, I'm busy most waking hours of the day ~~and a few of the sleeping ones as well~~, which will make it a little hard for you to pull me away for a proper game. Surely you can see the logic in taking things slow. Toss me into some of those dressing rooms and meme communities, and we'll be strong and steady in no time.

Second, not entirely sure I approve of the name. It is better than others I've seen, I'll give you that. Now stop worrying about my voice and just dive in. We all started at the bottom of the ladder, you know.

oddmalfoyout

Okay, so we've done the journal. Don't worry about my voice, it's been a long time since we've played together. It'll come back. You can go look at the old boards too, you know. As far as when you go looking for a game...remember, it has to be something that'll let me be me. I don't want you hacking my history to bits to make me fit somewhere, I won't have it!

Don't even say it. It wasn't funny when Wing said it.

I still can't believe you made an icon out of it.

daryld

Oh, hell no.

I'm guessin' you think I should be flattered in some freakin' way but that don't mean you got to throw me out into this here place or any of those other places with weirdo shit goin' on. Weirder than what's already goin' on in my life.

Gimme a break.

artoftheft

Again, mundane? How many times has this been, now? How many times have you toyed with entertaining me in your headspace, only to become distracted shortly afterwards? Do you think I have nothing better to do with my time than wait for the spotlight to shine upon me once more? Granted, I must give some credit for the fact that you have come so far as to create a journal this time, and to furnish it with at least some icons. In that, at least, you have come further than usual.

One minor comment, however, if I may. Ignoring my overall contempt for the fact that this is the first solid attempt you have made at testing my voice in over a year and a half of deliberating over the matter. Just a minor detail that I'm certain has already occurred to you:

Would this not have been more appropriate yesterday?

palpitations

You should have done it earlier. Still... Have you confirmed Brother's presence? After all, that's why I want to go there.

smarhrio

dEar lady mun,

thank you for beinging me here, i like meeting all the new people. but i am also hungry and you should do sometihng about that.

also since you an do anything can you keep my brother out of my room? he turned my hair pink and sif wouldn't stop laughing at me in training.

okay thanks bye.

:)

stilldontgotit

...Okay, seriously. Aren't you getting ahead of yourself? C'mon, at least wait until you play the game before you start adding new icons. I get that you like the haircut, but it's kind of misleading.

[Sigh.]

Anyway, I've still got mixed feelings about this. Getting sent back once was bad enough. Sure, I'll remember everything, and you do plan on fixing my age. Just seems like a hassle. Especially when my friends won't know I'll be back.

[He shrugs, folding his arms over his chest.]

But, to be fair, the canon point's not so bad. Wish you'd stop joking about me being a Pokémon trainer, though. Pretty sure Dream Eaters are in a league of their own, but I guess that's something I'll figure out once I get there.

ssa_emilyprentiss

So, I understand that you, for whatever reason, have this inexplicable fascination with Ian Doyle and whatever feelings we may or may not have or have had towards each other...

But isn't it enough that you've assigned me to fight repeatedly for my life in a kill-or-be-killed forum of the quasi-reality show of the "Hunger Games"? Is it really necessary for you to search desperately for another mun to bring Ian to life so that he may too try to kill me? (Or compete with Derek for my affections as the case may be?)

sixth

This is your idea of a joke, right?

It's not funny. Did you notice? I'm not laughing.

So cut it out and go back to those other guys. We're not going to do this.

groovy_mutation

What's done is done, my dear.

Let us not dwell too much on it, it will only make you regret the decision more. While I will not miss the city of Abax in the slightest, everyone I have come to know and befriend shall be missed terribly and... I hope they find a way out. In fact I know they will, of that I have no doubt.

From here on we can figure out what to do, there are many options after all. Let us decide which is the best course of action and go along that path, yes?

egala

Mundane, why is it you've brought me here? There are things I need to do. Besides, Kari's a reckless idiot who'll just get herself hurt somehow unless someone's there to keep an eye on her, and I can't exactly watch her or my little sister from here.

And that red-haired woman with the scar keeps giving me this really unsettling look, kind of like the look that my aunt gets whenever anyone mentions grandmother around her. Did I do something to her?

durlan

[ Yera just sighs. She's given up on trying to convince her jun that this is a bad idea. It's far too late--preparations being made and all. ]

There's no going back now.

Just promise me that you won't send me to any of those sex-based games, okay?

krypticfactor

Okay, mun. I get that you needed that plotline to prevent everything being perfect between me and my partner.

Never do it again. Okay?

I don't like us both being that unhappy.

infer

Ah.. mun, are you really so sure this will be a good idea?

I mean, not that I particularly mind going there, since it seems like a nice place and all.. much better than that school too. And it really would be better if everyone would be there instead of at that school, but you should make sure you're not just letting yourself get carried away because of friends, right? Aren't you already too occupied with Kuwata-kun at that other game? You should think of yourself too, you know..

.. But.. if you're really sure of it, then that's okay. I guess this is where I'm supposed to say 'let's try our best together', right? I'll at least try, for everyone else's sake too. That's all I really can do in this situation, huh? If anything, like this it won't be very bad..

ambitious

You know, if you're really having that much trouble with my voice, you could always just let me go.

You've kept me crammed in this freakshow you call a headspace for three years now, so I know you're not the greatest at learning when to say when and honestly, we both know i'm not either. I don't mean to sound completely ungrateful or anything, but don't you think it's time? I survived, I graduated, and I'm going to Yale. If ever there was a time to completely start fresh, it's now.

proelior

It's all well and good that you want to have fun, but we both know where I'd rather be.

[Sigh.]

Look, you can have your fun and games, but don't mess around. I don't want to give Varric more tall tales for his storybooks. He's already called me fat.

violet_wolf

I need another drink.

(Because clearly the one that is bubbling over in front of him isn't interesting enough.)

The color could be better.

(He picks up a straw and twirls it between his black-nailed fingers.)

I don't like games. They don't always end well. (And then he has to step in and be a Prefect.)

Hm? What do I think of Ciel Phantomhive and Professor Michaelis?

(A looong pause while he mixes his drink with one of the straws.)

I like Ciel and Professor Michaelis seems capable. Will I be seeing them again? (He doesn't look like he cares one way or another.)

Huh.

crafted_flame

Dear mun,

So then you are certain that this is what you want? There is still a little ways to go before you're finished with what you are doing. I know that he has been kind enough to spend so much time making these, but are you certain that you are ready?

Alright, then I will have faith in you so that we can both be our best.

`Robin Sena

noseveredheads

You know, if you're really serious about this, you should make up your mind who you want to play more, me or that guy Eugene. Either way, you should consider canon reviewing, because it's been over a year since you've played either of us anywhere. For me, a lot has changed in that time, and I'm not sure how much of it you remember.

I'd like to see Dad, of course, but I'm not sure a place where everything is about Norse mythology is a good fit. I guess there'd be libraries and art there, so I could still study, but... I don't know. You're sort of asking a lot.

wobblemywebs

Wait, what?

You're kinda overstepping your boundaries by telling me, but hey. I won't tell. Not like there's this giant place where everyone can see this whole conversation happening, right? [The sarcasm is strong with this one.] Besides, I have a right to know!

And for the record? It's a pretty bad joke.

So bad even I'm hurting from it, and I'm not even there. —Not that you should fix that situation, but...

It's just a thought.

crackpotcrocker

Like where are you planning on taking me, mun? Cause you like know man, magic doesn't totally exist, you know. So, why are you taking me to a magical castle, you dig?

There's a payment to get there? Not like my parrots man!

desire_demon

Ahh, my little sweetling. I know I can handle whatever I encounter, but are you brave enough to find the right words for me? Start small, my darling - and remember, I am with you always.

Your only,

Desire

Current Mood: devious

nowhitewings

'Atta girl!

Moving me over to both, covers more area. You're not dumb. I know that. Keep making me smile kid, and we're gonna go places. Ya dig that don't you?

Current Mood: pleased
Current Location: Dear Mun - Halls of Writers Block
Current Music: Forebode

laprincessescientifique

...I'm sorry. You didn't have to let me out, if it was going to create such an inconvenience for you. It must have taken a long time for you to make all this for me.

[She shakes her head, smiling.]

Really, I'm okay. You don't have to take me anywhere or do anything with me if you don't want to.

revivepartner

Dear mun,

This is not funny at all.

broke_the_bat

Mundane, I can appreciate your sentiment in bringing me here to provide a counter to the other versions of myself that have been cropping up. However, don't think for a moment that I work for you. I am the one in control. I broke the Batman, I can break you.

Do not tempt me.

huszar

Ah, don't worry! I completely understand why you'd ask me to try and find suitable people to come to the ship. I don't mind at all! Can you just imagine the terrible people Prussia would come up with?

So then, everyone who is not Romania, of course, Turkey, naturally, or a fat Soviet pig such as Russia, please come and take a holiday in space on the SS Thor! It's a beautiful and peaceful place, a space ship, and it's marred only very slightly by one or two unfortunate people who are easy to ignore and better off forgotten!

( she's doing that thing where her face says smiling light of purity and maidenhood and her aura says go to hell dissenters. )

iamnotamused

Sir Mun, I hope there was a better reason for you plucking me from my throne and putting me here on this forum of riff raft. Yes, yes, I had nothing better to do really. Just opening the Olympic games. Quite a bore really. They didn't even have David Tennant come in and light the torch. And seeing all the countries I used to own, not very thrilled. Well, at least they do not suspect that the Olympic games are actually the Crown's first ever Hunger games.

But still mun, let me tell you this.

We are not amused.

((ooc: I hope the queen will forgive me for this -sob- In no way is this an actual representation of the queen, it is purely fictional. Please don't throw me in jail.))

I think we have issues.

Jul. 29th, 2012

Jul. 29th, 2012

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