Canon is Oliver Twist

[oom_pah_pah]

Oy, Mun?

This your idea of a good time, is it? Draggin' me away from London, away from Bill, an' plonkin' me down somewhere new?

Don' care if you fink it'll do me good. 'Ow d'you know? Ain' you who 'as to go back to 'im, is it? And that kid. Oliver.

I'm warnin' you, Mun. If 'e touches Oliver whilst I'm gone, I'm gonna come after you. Me an' the girls. So don't you let nuffin' happen to me or 'im, alrigh'?

Comments

[diana_abel]

Dude! "Plonkin'" is, like, totes the best word ever!

[oom_pah_pah]

[Well there's a string of vocab she's never heard. But the tone seems friendly enough, so she grins]

That wot your mun did? Daft, innit? I'm needed at 'ome. They'll kill 'im if I don' stop 'em. Course, this Mun don' seem ter care 'bout that.

[diana_abel]

Yup. I got "plonked" down in the City of Sin. Bete Noire. Not exactly the vacation spot I woulda chosen.

[oom_pah_pah]

City of Sin, eh, love? Don' sound all that different to London. Tha' might be alrigh', I suppose...

[diana_abel]

Well, it's certainly an interesting place. I'll say that! Never a dull moment in Bete Noire.