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[smarhrio]

dEar lady mun,

thank you for beinging me here, i like meeting all the new people. but i am also hungry and you should do sometihng about that.

also since you an do anything can you keep my brother out of my room? he turned my hair pink and sif wouldn't stop laughing at me in training.

okay thanks bye.

:)

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[caffeinated_godling]

Loki can be very troublesome, but he is still a good little brother. It is a fun place fore adventure, you need to find an adult to help you get food in this realm I have found.

[smarhrio]

I know that. [ Have a stubborn arm cross for your efforts. ] I just don't want him in my room.

[caffeinated_godling]

You have your own room? I share with Loki.

[smarhrio]

[ His brows raise up slowly, ] And he tolerates such a thing?

[notsogroovy]

[Have a little bb thief, trying to steal your hammer.]

[smarhrio]

[ Oh you can try, but for the simple fact you're trying to steal it means you can't lift it. ]

Ummmmm.

[notsogroovy]

[She tugs a few times and stares at the hammer, bottom lip sticking out in a pout.]

It won't move!

[smarhrio]

That is because Mjolnir is not yours Frost Giant! [ Oooh, he's just going to pull the aforementioned hammer off of his belt and wag it at you. ]

[notsogroovy]

How did you... I'm not a giant! I'm normal size. You're the midget.

[smarhrio]

A foul mouthed giant, indeed. [ Have a few hammer pokes to the stomach. ]

[notsogroovy]

[Raven squeals at each poke.] I'm not a giant. And not a whatever-giant, either.

[smarhrio]

[ He debates this with a sort of stare, crossing his arms again. ]

Then what be you?

[notsogroovy]

I'm... [What is she? Good question. She's not really sure.]

I'm Raven.

[nomads]

Pink, you say? How thoughtful! I should quite like to have hair to match the spring daisies.

[ Have a silvery little laugh, bright and cheerful. ]

However did he manage it?

[smarhrio]

I know not, for it was in the night and I was slumbering as a good child should be.

[ A beat as he adjusts his cape, ]

If you want pink hair I would suggest you to ask mine brother, but I doubt you will get what you ask for.

[nomads]

But good children sometimes wake at night and turn their brother's hair pink.

—Or would you say that he isn't good?

[smarhrio]

My brother is mischievous, he is good when he wants to be.

1/3

[olympic_lion]

.............

2/3

[olympic_lion]

[What is this Herc doesn't even]

3/4 (I lied)

[olympic_lion]

[Oh this is hi-freaking-LARIOUS!]

4/4

[olympic_lion]

[Just a sec, he's gonna work on some lyrics to immortalize this so that he can laugh at you about it later.]

Ohhhhh~

There once was a lad of mighty thews,
A swaddling babe was he!
Yet hinder clothes he did refuse,
And ran about with diaper free.

His temper tantrums all his foes feared,
His tiny hammer would make them sore;
Yet who is this godling of which you may have heard?
The ever-so-mighty THOR!

[smarhrio]

[ Yes. Good. A song in his honor! Exactly as it should be. ]

Cheers! [ He jerks his hammer up over his head. ]

[olympic_lion]

[Of course Herc isn't laughing at you, don't be silly

Then again, he can't give you beer either, Tiny Thor. You will have to settle for apple juice!] Aye, cheers indeed!

[smarhrio]

[ He will accept this mildly pleasing concoction instead of mead, if only because tiny people are easy to get drunk. ]

Thank you my friend I will not forget this kind offering.

[olympic_lion]

Such is the way of a proper friendship, after all. [That and brawling. Lots and LOTS of brawling.]

[helsmaiden]

[ Here, have a girl who looks vaguely like Hela. Just... staring at you. ]

You have become even younger than Loki.

omg LEAH ♥

[smarhrio]

[ Yes, yes, he knows. Dramatic (tiny) sigh.]

Aye. It is not something I am fond of, nor do I wish to remain as such.