/LONE CANON SOB

[whiteserenade]

M-Mundane, I am really happy that you picked me up! It's been six months or more after you finished the game, but I hope we can get along well. You're planning to put me in a game? I can't thank you enough for this.

[This is the part when suddenly mun shoved her the harsh truth.]

W-What...? N-No! Please rethink all of this again! I can't p-possibly join that kind of hotel!

[Whatever you say, Deuce. Mun's writing your kink right now.]

M-Mundane!

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HOLY ****

[aceofzero]

[At first he was like- Nope, he's wearing this face all over.]

...Deuce?

[This is Ace with little surprise.

THIS IS HIS MUN WITH UNCONTROLLABLE SURPRISE.]

LSJDKLAKJSA ACE ♥♥♥

[whiteserenade]

[Give her time, Ace. She definitely didn't see this coming, so did her mun.]

A-Ace !?

[There's now a lot of mixture between happiness and awkwardness inside of her. Ace, you... heard nothing, right?

right?]

YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE. I WANT IT NOW.

[aceofzero]

I... [What's the word, now?] ...didn't expect to find you here.

[He heard it, alright! It's just that-- Are you expecting Ace to actually understand what are you talking about?]

I am so happy that I am not the only one ;_;

[whiteserenade]

[Oh great, he doesn't seem to heard it. Time to be a moe drive the topic further from that game.]

S-So do I, Ace. [Oh, look. A forced smile.]

Wait until they release the US version, DW's gonna be loaded with Type-0

[aceofzero]

[Look at him, being an idiot and doesn't know about things IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!.]

You're the first one amongst the rest, Deuce. The one that I've encountered so far, I mean.

...Which kept delayed again and again

[whiteserenade]

[Now she's questioning your sexual orientation, Ace.]

Really? That's unfortunate... [Insert a little cheer here.] But don't worry! They'll be around soon!

[At least she hope so.]

.................welp

[aceofzero]

[He's into Chocobos. Crystal clear.]

Soon... Yeah, I hope so.

[whiteserenade]

[She's REALLY questioning your sexual orientation.]

Don't be so pessimistic, Ace. [Totally a pro at advice, Deuce is.] They will be. I am sure of it.

[aceofzero]

[If any, he's into... you, or Machina, but he's a dork so that makes you the sole survivor.]

If only I can say that, Deuce. Four months and I've yet to see one of us.

/silently ships

[whiteserenade]

[...Funny, because mun's totally loving these two together. And Deuce doesn't hate it.]

You know everyone! They'll try to surprise us! [OH COME ON ACE. Stop being such an emo bastard.]

/PROUDLY SHIPS

[aceofzero]

[...Why aren't these two canon yet?]

Aah... [He'll slip his lips into a weak smile. Hey, he gotta stand strong when there are only one of them together!] I can't wait.

[That's not how you write Machina Kunagiri, dear.]

GLORIOUS

[whiteserenade]

[Because Ace's Ace and Deuce's... Deuce?]

Just imagine what will Nine, Jack, or Trey will do! They will probably put on a comedy show. [There she goes, answering he own question.]

[LMFAO he's your bro, Ace.]

[aceofzero]

[No, because being canon is too mainstream.]

You know, somehow it's imaginable. [Except Trey will go with his bullshits.

Machina totally ruined his studies, man. TOTALLY NOT BROS.]

[whiteserenade]

[Hipster Ace and hipster Deuce?]

And then Cinque'll probably... [A small pause. She can't helps but giggles at the imagination of one of her best friend actually doing something not incomprehensible.] ...being Cinque.

[That's Trey for you.]

[aceofzero]

[Seems legit.]

[As if on cue, he'll join her giggles with his own chuckles.]

[whiteserenade]

[Well, that works. At least they're happy now?]

I've been told there are many wonderful people here. Have you meet some of them, Ace?

[aceofzero]

Unfortunately, no. This is the first time I was brought out by my... mundane to communicate with others. [Don't you just feel honored, Deuce?]

[whiteserenade]

Oh. [There's a little downcasting here, before her face lit up once again.] Then we can find them together.

[aceofzero]

That's certainly something to wait for. [Aaaand he remembers.]

By the way, you are going to a game? [That have a hotel somewhere?]

[whiteserenade]

[Ace-san.

Ace.

Ace.

Why did you remind her?

Look, she looks terribly horrified by the predicament already. No thanks to you.]

[aceofzero]

[>Implying Ace was sensitive.]

...Well?

[whiteserenade]

[fml.]

I-I think I don't want to. [Nope, you have no saying in this, Deuce.]

[aceofzero]

Why? It's a good thing that you've been give the chance by your mundane.

[Ace, making things sounds better since 2011.]

[whiteserenade]

I-It's not exactly a good thing.

[Don't mind her, just whispering and flustering as hell here.]

[aceofzero]

You're not being very clear here, Deuce.

[Deadpan. Very.]

[whiteserenade]

T-That's because--!

[No, she can't say it. Not to Ace, of all people. Please pull back on this one ;;]

[aceofzero]

[He's just going to wait for you to finish it up, Deuce. He's very curious of this.

Which he'll probably regret ever hear later on.]

1/2

[whiteserenade]

I-it's...

[Well, there's no escaping it. She's going to tone down her voice, a lot, so that it doesn't come out any louder than a low frequency whisper.]

[whiteserenade]

I-it's a game about sex...

[aceofzero]

[




























What.]

Run that by me again?

[whiteserenade]

[She's going to lean closer to Ace's ears then, since she doesn't really want to say it out loud.]

I-It's a game about sex...

[aceofzero]

[Did you just hear that, Deuce? That's the sound of his brain. The sound of his brain got fucking blown.]

What.

[whiteserenade]

[See? This is why she doesn't want to tell anyone. You in particular, Ace.]

H-He won't listen to me...

[aceofzero]

[Alright Deuce's mun, you just fucked up his not!girlfriend's life.]

I'm going to kill him.

[whiteserenade]

D-Don't do that!

[And not to mention, you can't.]

[aceofzero]

I don't see any reason to not to.

[HE MAD, Deuce.]

Going to sleep now, tagging you again later bby

[whiteserenade]

[That line itself would already put Deuce in flustered mode, if not for her protectiveness of her mundane.]

Ace, you can't! [For ambiguous meaning. Go figure.]

night~

[aceofzero]

Name me one reason why I shouldn't.

[Cards? Well equipped.]

[whiteserenade]

H-He's actually a nice person at heart.

[aceofzero]

What part of him?

[RAWR I am Ace and I am scary.

Probably in 20 days...]

[whiteserenade]

[Uguu... What do she say here? Further words will make no change in the situation, if not worse.]

D-Don't worry about this. I can handle it. [Hopefully.]

[Bandwagons incoming?]

[aceofzero]

I doubt it.

[It might come out as an underestimation, welp. But really, it's everything but that! He's just... worried, y'know.]

[whiteserenade]

[IT'S ON BRO. Look at her determined face here (a.k.a. see icon) ! She's not going to backdown on this one. On protecting her mun, that is. Not to stay still in the love hotel.]

[Baaaawww.]

[aceofzero]

[Deuce, you're glaring your leader here.

Back down. Now.]

[whiteserenade]

[HAHAHA NO. As if.]

[aceofzero]

Don't make me say it.

[Oh ho.]