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Visitors Event at 3Step Paradise

Hey! Hey mun. Listen up alright. You listening? Yeah?

YOU. SUCK.

I ain't going to this dumb place and you can't make me. _{No that ain't the reason.} It just sounds lame. I've got better things to be doing, and you know, there aren't any hot chicks there and it's gonna be a weak-ass scene.

So look, you can just drop this whole stupid fucking idea you and those other mundanes are dreaming up and leave me the freak out of it. Because it's not happening. Nope. None of it.

Hey, are you still listening? HEY. PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

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I can't imagine anyone could possibly ignore you when you go on and on like that.

My stupid mundane has it coming. If I could hit her with my bat she'd be on the floor and missing all of her teeth for this.

I don't think that'd make the situation any better for you, honestly.

What? It totally would. Then I'd be calling the shots. See? I got this. No problem.

Right. And the other Mundanes would just listen to you after you leave yours in a bloodied heap.

Well yeah! Because they'd recognize my awesomeness. Unlike this lame ass mundane that thinks I have self esteem issues.

Can you believe that? Me? Having issues? I mean, look at me? There ain't a single thing wrong with alla this.

Really. Not a single thing?

Nothing. I got everything. I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm good looking, I can handle my equipment.

You're sure about that? Can't think of a single bloody thing wrong with any part of you at all?

You got something to say four eyes?

No. Just thought you might want to reevaluate yourself.

There ain't nothing to reevaluate!

[Oh look at him use that big word like he knows what it means.]

Look, I'm perfect, the rest of y'all suck. Sorry, but life just ain't fair.

Ya ever asked those teammates you share a head with on their opinion of that?

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That icon kills me

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XD

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Sorry for being late! D:

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No prob!

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An Event? Sounds like it could be fun.

It would be if a certain lame ass mundane wasn't messing it all up by making me do stupid things.

And there's barely any chicks for me to talk to. This is gonna suck man.

~~More stupid than you do yourself?~~ Like what kinda stupid things, boy?

Talkin to the ladies, ain't the only entrainment at parties, son. I am sure you'll find a way to make it fun, wont ya?

Like I dunno.. dumb emotional shit. I don't wanna and she can't make me!

There's a whole RED team and I'm not even allowed ta bash their puny skulls in! Where's the fun in that?

"Dumb emotional shit," why don't you elaborate...?

The whole RED team? Man...you best be careful you don't get out numbered.

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Nah man, I don't even want to talk about it!

And I'm already outnumbered. But it doesn't matter, I got it covered if they try anything.

Oh, looks like Jell-O will have a new toy to play with!

[afgshdfs,]

No way man! Keep that creepy blob away from me!

He's not a blob, he's my son!

[HORRIFIED STARE]

He's your... DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GIANT BLOB?!?! Jesus, What the hell is wrong wit' you?!

...

[WAIT, WHUT?]

I didn't have sex with him! I said he's my son! I found him and adopted him!

Oh. OH! Jesus you almost gave me a heart attack. I know you're weird, but that's just nasty.

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