dear_mun | Jul. 28th, 2012

Jul. 28th, 2012

Catwoman huh?

Here's the thing. Her or me. That's your option.

There's only room for one person like me and her in the prison you call a 'headspace'.

And as for that gated community you're looking to send me to I would be aware that there's never been a trap I haven't gotten myself out of yet. You're just giving me a challenge here.

dramatic_orange

We need to have a chat, Miss Mundane. I've been your loyal actor for years now--five years! Do you know how long that is? That is over 1,800 long days, and the vast majority of them, you have put me upon a dark shelf in very back of your repertoire. Do you ever intend to utilize my skills? I honestly don't believe you do.

How could you do this to me? You've kept me from so much... My friends, my work, my passions--the spotlight! I can't go on like this. You have call me an "old favorite" and a "precious baby", but you have the audacity to treat me this way?!

There will be retribution for this, don't you dare think otherwise!

thephix

No, I don't think so, mundane.

While I'm flattered that you've taken the time to think me up, give me a name, a journal and some lovely icons, I'd like to point out how much of a terrible idea this is. It's bad enough putting up with those silly boys whining about how mean I am in my own world. It'll be twice as bad when they're expecting me to be a good little girl.

Anyway, what exactly do you think you're going to do with me? No one wants to play with the villain, and I do get lonely.

Why don't we skip to the part where you find the next shiny thing to entertain yourself with, and I can go back to robbing Gotham blind?

Deal? Deal.

breaksthelandscape

Mun, is it? Look, you have a lot on your plate right now, what with the moody Blackguard and the wounded Utility and the little ISO. Do you really want to add me to the mix?

...no, I didn't really think that argument would work, but you can't blame a program for trying.

Could you at least pry the ISO off of me? She is a very persistent shadow, and it's kind of hard to learn my way around when she keeps popping up at random to pester me.

teenagebadboy

You need to be put on a Internet probation. You find all the worst pictures of me.

No, no, no don't get any ideas! I'm not old enough to be a father!

And stop looking at that meme, I do not wish to get knocked up! Bloody muppet.

space_viper

I admit, I had my misgivings. Watching someone else puppet me through that third act of my life, all over again - who wouldn't? Just to see what got tacked on... Yeah, make me sound like merchandise, why don't ya'?

But it's... Exhausting, yes. But what happened after? Getting to see that? The plaque... Joker... Hacket's book-end.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't flash back to the SR-1. Walking through that wreckage... Even on this side of things, the place still gives me chills.

But thanks. Not for the pain - but then, that wasn't yours to give. No. For the memory. For making me remember why. The stakes. What could have been. Gives me a sense of... Knowing, I guess. Knowing it mattered. Knowing it counted.

Knowing they lived.

overmatch

Again? I don't exactly miss the place.

Doesn't matter if it's been well over a year.

[The expression on his face, man.] And I'm not a mother hen. Let's get some facts straight.

weepforme

Haha, this took you a while, huh? Thanks for the account, Mundane~

Though really - you've gotta focus on your boys, don't you? You sure this is a good idea?

bornforwar

Just so long as he doesn't return to mine. I don't look like this.

I will join you in destroying everything if it happens.

docfoul

( Read more... )

pinkbunnyhat

So, like, remember when you first picked me up and you were all "Ohhhh OH MY GOD Louise is gonna be the best! She's so awesome!! Holy crap!!"

[There's a long pause, accompanied by an unforgiving look and accusatory point]

You lying bitch! Yeah, I said it! Lull me into believing you wanted to put me somewhere. I had plans, woman! BIG plans! I-

.... Oh, you might still do it?

You're damn right you will!

vertebraebyvertebrae

Oh Miss Mundane you plan on taking me somewhere? Oh I see, you haven't decided where...

Well I don't want to intrude but...

Fuck you.

disbeelieved

Mun-fleshy not going to play Wasp? Then why Wasp here? Wasp already spend stellar cycles in stockade, Wasp not want to be stuck in Mun-fleshy's head. Wasp have other things to do. Wasp need to find Bumble-bot, make Bumble-bot pay. Bumble-bot escaped last time, but Wasp find Bumble-bot again, right, Mun-fleshy?

...Mun-fleshy have no plans at all. Mun-fleshy should listen to Wasp, Wasp have plans.

[ Beat. ] Okay, Wasp lied, Wasp not have plans.

Please don't leave Wasp alone.

watchesthebees

I don't know why you keep shaking your head like that, mun. Isn't this better for all of us?

We can even watch the bees together, if you want. I always liked the bees.

magicink

Dear Mun,

From the World of Darkness into the city of sin, I am not sure I will even notice the difference. They are both the shadowy versions of reality where the light doesn't shine so bright and the dark is far more frightening. As a mage, though, I do not feel unequal to the challenge that this shift would give me. I am not without means to protect myself. That is not to say I am invincible by any stretch of the imagination. I have my inner demons, as you well know. So guide me to this city and I will do the best I can to survive and in time, thrive.

Your inner cynic,
Julian Reed

Current Mood: contemplative

leftinbasketforfbi

Was it really necessary to make me forget my name?

It's bad enough that I don't remember any of the people I care about. My name isn't much to ask for.

[You're just bitter because I gave you a girl's name.]

No, I'm just bitter because you turned me into someone I'm not and ruined my mind to the point where I can't even recognize JJ anymore.

charring

Mun, can we talk about your need to make me talk to all these hazardous people?

No?

Well, fuck you too, then!

sentback

There is no need to rush, patience is always rewarded.

ooc: ~~you should really go see the movie~~ i mean spoilers possible

stabstabstab

Mademoiselle, with all due respect.

What the hell are you thinking?

I do not need these ridiculous 'plots' that you are coming up with nor I do not need a 'catharsis' of any sort; I am fine the way I am. I am a Spy, not some sentimental fool. That would be that other RED idiot.

Cease this foolishness at once. You've already proven yourself incapable of managing me in that Haunted House, and you're struggling in that bizarre city. I fail to see how you'll be any different in this, this 'Paradise'.

And you will leave him out of this. Do you understand? He will not be involved in any of this, this shit that you have planned.

I offer no mercy to those who pry into my personal life. You would do well to remember this, girl.

Consider this my only warning.

4_toteachus

[Hey.

Hey Mun.

Here's an idea.

Stop killing him.

Maulings are bad too, you should stop those as well.

Four thought he was your favourite, why are you focusing all of your attention on him this way? He's seven inches tall and he can't talk, have a little mercy.

Oh right, he remembers who he's ~~not!~~talking to.]

pilotlight

I'll have you know that I was quite content to be left alone. The Rebellion needs all the hands it can get, not one of its better pilots disappearing.

And, no. I am not burying myself in anything, thank you. As I said before, the Rebellion needs its ships if we're going to continue what...Galen started.

Think about it some more, and where priorities should really lie.

anewknope

You're jumping the gun!

I like this approach! Why not get started, you've got the initiative part down! You and me? We're like bread and butter, we'll go places! Anyway, look at how much we have in common! I could list them, but we're strapped for time, and I wanted to talk to you about other stuff, Government stuff! Important stuff! Can we talk about that here?

It wouldn't bore people! It's exciting! You see, people don't think it's exciting because they think it's all facts and numbers, but those facts and numbers have a purpose, and that purpose is making a change.

So! Are we going to get to it, or are you going to go back to that old boys' club, establishment elite that you prefer playing? Let's break through the glass ceiling already! We'll be like Madeline Albright, or Hillary Clinton! We'll be perfect. Let's go!

alphaing

( courier cut )

splitsapart

I see! This is awfully sudden, but not all too unexpected, as the birdies have told me. What's the plan, then? Ah -- you don't have to tell me. Horrible Things. It's always Horrible Things. I am a very quick learner.

Go on, then. You bring the words, I'll bring the magic. Let's see what we can do.

Leander Morgan

needsteaplz

Uh, mun?

You do remember that I'm engaged right? Then stop it with this shipping business! This is getting ridiculous even for you. Also don't ever call me a "harem protag."

Ever.

hopelessness

( Spoilers, probably )

thedominatrix

Rescue a girl in a deathlike sleep from a glass coffin in a tower by hunting down a golden stag and cutting out its heart.

Why not.

[ :| ]

magicbeans

So, um, let me see if I get this... You've decided to pull me out of New York, away from all my friends, away from ROSS, and just... THROW me in the middle of some internet community where I'm supposed to tell you what I feel? ... And you're telling me this isn't the end of it. You want to find somewhere new for me, somewhere I can grow...

Okay. Newsflash, lady, that is what I was DOING back in New York. I got a job, I abandoned the man I was supposed to marry, I started paying for things without daddy! I don't need a new start with new people. I know, I know, I KNOW what you're saying - if I go back to New York, I'll see him at the airport with Julie and look like a fool - but that's... that's just something I've gotta do. Because then I get to be with him? Isn't that what you've spent this afternoon watching? Me and Ross. Me and Ross, like I wanted.

Be-be-besides, if you throw me somewhere else - and judging by the places you're looking at, that's probably exactly how I end up there - I'll have to start all over again. I'll have to get a new job, find a new place... without Monica. And I-I just don't think I can do that. Not right now.

Come on, at least consider taking me when I'm older! ... And no, straight after the "Central Perk Kiss" is not what I mean. When I'm thirty, years from now. And-and-and successful; I mean, I'd have a good job and money to handle moving into one of these "game" thingys. A job I could try and find--

Whoa, whoa... what do you mean "they probably aren't looking for a Merchandising Manager in the type of games you're thinking about"?

fuzzyboots

Who would call me away when Asgard lies at the brink of annihilation at the hands of that beast?

Should I find the one responsible, I shall strangle. Speak now, who summons Loki in a moment of such grave urgency?

...Surely not you?. Your countenance is unfamiliar. Do you even know me aught?

Have we met?

vestigialdream

...

[Unfortunately, due to shenanigans in her AU, Platina can't speak.

She'd really like to, considering everything.

Thankfully, she can write, and so she writes the following:]

I don't approve of what you're doing, but it really isn't like I have a choice, in the end. Not everyone there is cruel, so you say. I hope that's true. I've heard terrible things about what happens to people there, but...to be honest, it really can't get worse, don't you think?

At least Lucian didn't have to see this. I hope he's happy, wherever he is, and that he's been reunited with his sister.

ichoosefight

Let me get this straight.

You can give me superpowers - as many as three, any superpower you can imagine. Any at all.

And spontaneous creation of waffles isn't one of them?

We aren't speaking anymore.

magnificentsoccer

Your persistence and enthusiasm borderlines being a nuisance. It would be a better idea to drop me now, before you become too invested.
My past isn't a kind one - especially for someone as young as yourself.

justliketheolddays

Mun,
Finally getting down to your health and well being when it comes to tech? Bout time damn time, soldier. N7 was a good choice and the mat didn't hurt either. It looks like the design and reviews on that come up to decent standards--and will mean you have more control. That? Yeah. That means I get to die less often while that uglyass wireless mouse of yours lags like behind like molasses in the gears. Took you long enough to save up for it.

Maybe that means your hand will stop that pins and needles crap. Good hardware will save you some some serious shit. Why do you think I wear this gear? Quality, that's why. Having your hardsuit fail during an op could cost you your life. Kinda like having your mouse fail you in the middle of getting your ass fried by a Reaper-- Oh, right. You remember that pretty vividly. Me too.

You should probably get that coffee, it'll help ease the dramatic sense of monetary loss that'll be incoming any second now.

P.S.: Thanks for finally getting off your ass and making a few more icons. Once you get that mouse and shit? I expect those slots will get filled. Right? Right.

Current Mood: accomplished

akashictempest

Hey, don't blame me, you're the mun. Which means you take responsibility for my actions. That blond brat made it easy to make fun of him, but he just better make sure I don't see him again or else. I will admit though, it was entertaining to watch that birdbrain try to sneak up on me and get spooked when he thought I was going to kill him. [ Cue evil laugh mun doesn't approve of. ]

By the way, you mentioned Ion being here too? Hmph. Well I have nothing to say to that guy or any of those morons and I could care less about this upcoming event you keep blabbing about. There's no gain for me so stop bringing it up.

condemns_to_live

You couldn't even wait to complete the canonical evidence. Amusing, in a way - you see one scene you describe as 'beyond compare', and here I am. Free. Rampant. And you've still a season and a miniseries to go. Congratulations. Thanks to your impatience, I'm forced to move before I am completely ready. This is surmountable - in the end, little save death is insurmountable...and even there, exceptions exist - but I am displeased, regardless.

Do watch more before trying to fling me about the galaxy, hmm? At the least, however, I take this much from your premature action: there is much more to see.

retropolis

Are you sure you've thought this through?

After all, it isn't as if I can go anywhere for a few months. Then I can't help but feel like when I do I'll be one of the world's biggest fishes out of water. Or -- if I do. You're still undecided, aren't you?

latetowork

Really? It just takes a marathon and you're all gung-ho interested in me again? That's all it takes?

I'd really rather not go anywhere, if it's all the same to you. Either way, you're going to have to be selective with someone like [virtual Jesus? the blind messiah?] ...me.

You have to make a choice, don't you? That's inevitable.

ptooey

Yes... This is good.

And no mun, there will be no modding of that figure into me. It's like an insult or something if you do it, no matter how fitting you think it is.

saintedsinner

I AM NOT A PERVERT, MUN! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE I DID THAT?!

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

[[No it's not when the not!girlfriend takes one of your dresser drawers for her underthings.]]

-=FLUSTER FLUSTER=-

ALL I WANTED WAS A PAIR OF SOCKS!

geassdirectorate

Yes, that's correct. I am in your headspace now. There is nothing you can do about it, so you better get used to it. By the way, go get me more icons. I'm waiting. I won't take no for an answer and I certainly will not accept laziness. I am the leader of the Geass Directorate and I accept nothing but perfection. I honestly hope you don't end up being a failure like Rolo.

[Sigh. Have a sympathetic look.]

I do apologize for killing off those other muses. I know you really enjoyed them.

[And that's when the sympathetic look melts into a snide grin.]

Ha~ Actually... To be quite honest, I'm not the least bit sorry. I could care less about them. This will be an entirely new playground for me. I'm going to be pulling the strings here. You're my puppet and I will make you dance until your feet bleed.

[Nods]

Now then, get back to those tags. I have some abducting to take care of and experiments to conduct.

stone_woman

Well, it is a start I suppose and better than nothing.

adhmharaighe

Are you finished making me ill yet?

Being sick makes Morgana worry.

byeontae_geomi

Heh...

Mutant, Shadowloo experiment, it doesn't really matter in the end, does it? I'm still a freak. Not so much a change of clothes as a change of underwear, right~?

Makes me wonder what kind of trouble I can get into in a place like that. Wouldn't let me get bored, now would you?

There's a good mun.

[ Well, that's one way to make an entrance. Thoughts, Bond? ]

It was an honor and a privilege, ma'am.

Maybe now you'll dust off the cobwebs and send me out there. It's a little cramped in here, don't you think?

watchedtheworld

Mun,

Do you really think this is a wise idea? The show has been gone how long now? Sure rewatching it makes you miss me. We'll see how this goes. Not like I don't have the time right? Just remember I have a job to do, it's an important one.

force_a_change

Honestly Miss Mun, if something as simple are writing down my abilities is so overwhelming to you? Perhaps you should just give up trying to do anything with me.

At least until you get more confident, or less lazy. Although I doubt either of those will happen.

Maybe you should just try to take me somewhere else instead.

mayonaise

Lettuce think about this for a second:

I realize you're hesitant about garnishing this city with my presence and you mayo may not have faith in my abilities, but let me assure you: I relish in the thought of showing this city wasabi. I can't wait to grill them with my witty quips.

It's not as if you have anything to ketchup on. They toasted me long ago!

Cooking up an application shouldn't be too difficult.

Am I buttering you up yet?

rhythmpowered

Muuuuun, I'm bored! All my friends got to go somewhere, and that girl with the pink hair got to go somewhere too!

Why won't you send me in with my friends?

[Narukami, no, you don't need to be there--]

They don't need to be there, either, and they still got to go!

[That's different!]

ex_placates75

We have come this far, mun.

New and shaky ground as it is, I think it best to keep walking rather than stop.

And I'd personally like to see where this takes us.

epicpoetry

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering dearMun [DM]

( spoilers and coloUred coUrier! )

chocology

You don't think you can expect any happy endings by doing this...

Do you?

Cm'on, don't you remember who I am?

hisownman

I'm not sure where you think you're going to go with this. From what I understand, there's little room out there for a man — or muse, as you call it — like me.

[A sigh.] In any case, if you intend to take me out of Rapture, it had better not be for long. There's still much work to be done if we want to keep up with Ryan, after all.

brainier

[ SIIIIIIIIIIIGH ]

Very well then. At least try to make icons this time.

princess_marina

Why am I not sea foam? Did you bring me back? [Marina curls in on herself, appearing uncomfortable with the new situation.] You said your name is Mun, right?

Please answer my questions. I made a vow to myself and my Prince. If you won't allow me to look after him...

[Love has made you blind.]

No! I see clearly now! Why are you saying that?

He needs me. Others need me. I know what I must do.

[What of your friends? And family?]

They...will understand. [She smiles sadly.] Everyone should be given the chance to chase their dreams.

parsecs

Now listen here, sweetheart. I don't care how much you liked watching my movie again, I'm done. And considering how busy you're supposed to be, you should be too.

Go bother someone else.

204degrees

You took your sweet time. [Smiles] Now let's get this show on the road again, shall we? I can't wait to meet some hot ladies again. [Winks]

Oh, now when you dropped that game perhaps you can get me into one? That would be awesome.

scarredglasses

Oh, it's you again. Wait, you actually want to take me somewhere? Away from the Dursleys? Where?!

Well the castle part sounds great, as well no Dudley, but do you have to make me lose something? That doesn't seem fair. I already lost my parents, you know?

Well fine, I suppose if it's something small then it'll be worth getting away from Privet Drive.

ichosethis

It's getting late and you have work in the morning. You should go to sleep and not focus so much on figuring out where to send me.

[Dude, seriously, I can't sleep! Besides, you're cool and I wanna play with you!]

If you're that anxious, why not try and send me to that dressing room that half of your other muses are in? It doesn't look bad at all.

[I...kinda wanna see how many Katnisses will come to this.]

...go to bed.

[Muse is not amused at that statement. Mun should be thankful he's one of the only sane ones in the space.]

angelofhope

Look, I get that you're really happy you resurrected me, and it's fun to be back. But I don't think you've really thought this through. I was part of a tiny, self-created canon. You'll have to write up all of that information again, and you don't remember it all — so you'll have to do some equal parts creation. And then what will you do with me?

It'd be fun to be in a game, though... if you're so inclined to do all of that aforementioned work. [He's the angel of hope, so, he can dream.] But for now, I'm going to go find some cotton candy.

I think we have issues.

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