dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: fairly odd parents

I’ve been your muse for nine years. Or maybe eight, depending on exactly when you started RPing.

But you haven’t given up on me yet, mun. You’re one persistent human, I’ll give you that. Can’t give you credit for much but I can admit that.

loveandarrows

Dearest Mundane:

Let's not. I mean, it's not like you can actually keep me in any game for any length of time, we've already figured that out. And you want to transform me into a talking pony? That's ridiculous! If I wanted to eat hay I'd try out that new all-fibre diet that's all the rage. Or worse: become a vegetarian. Unless I already am a vegetarian.

You need to do some canon review young lady.

[Hey man it's been years.]

But in the end I guess I don't care that much just as long as I can get my ridiculously and pointlessly expensive fancy coffee. Oh, and a spa, they'd better have that there too.

Anyway, unlike some of us, I have a job to get back to.

Love

Cupid <3

faerymaster

Yahoo! Can't wait for the new game! It sounds awesome! It was getting boring being stuck in your head.

[...]

Wait, what do you mean Crocker is there too?! Why have you sent me to the same game as him again? This really stinks! My fair---ly normal goldfish won't be there either? But I still get one of those pokemon though, right? I guess it'll still be cool there...but you're still a jerk.

worstresults

[[OOC: Possibly apping him at

towerofanimus]]

So uh...

Can someone please explain what's going on?

loveandarrows

You, sweetheart, have some major commitment issues. I give and give in this messed up relationship, and what do I get back? Rejection! If you're going to tear me away from my job, then at least make it worth my while. Honestly, it's like you think I have no life and I can just take time away whenever I feel like it.

Well I have news for you missy! These wings need fluffing, my nails need shining, and do you think this lovely skin of mine is easy to get? Let's not even get me started on my hair! I might point out that you would have been fine with letting me fall into ugliness for your entertainment! I mean, ugh, ugly people am I right?

So don't you come running back me whenever you feel like it! I may be Cupid but I have feelings too!

Now get out of my face.

crackpotcrocker

You know mun, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker! Fail to understand why you're wondering when the next season of my 'so called show' will be - AIRING again.

^{All things considered you've made your points on why you dislike not only that show at this point but me as well....}

What's that? Mmmm. Loyalty. I like that - FAIRIES!

Don't get your hopes up. Oh, good. You're not. Yay!

Tell you what we'll take turns biting each other's nails.

crackpotcrocker

Look mun. Just because I miss tormenting Turner. That's besides the point. That doesn't mean I want to see him again. OK?!

After all I have friends now... I have friends. Ha,ha, ha,ha,ha,ha!

crackpotcrocker

MUN! WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF OF YOUR FACE!

Why? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?

You know my one and only is Geraldine. SHUSH! It's besides the point we haven't been together for thirty - three years.

^{One of these days, I, Mr. Crocker am going to get back at you. Oh yes}

....You're not going to be doing this with the 'other' versions of me, right?..... Right?

wishingpink

Oh sweetie, don't worry about it. Everyone needs a break from Cos...I mean from a muse. But now you're ready to get back into things, right?

That's the spirit. Now, I'm going back to that duck place, right? You do know what would happen if we left Cosmo and Timmy there alone.

Great! Let's get to it.

crackpotcrocker

Well, mun. Looks like you FAILED!

Ha ha! After five long years, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker finally get to say that to you!

...What do you mean it's my 'canon's' fault? And myself being what you call a 'stereotypical nerd'?

^{I'll admit I'm a nerd but aren't all nerds like me?}

YOU CONFUSE ME!

Anyways, that was besides the point, so.... Where I am headed next?

Don't play Turner 'innocent' with me. I know what that looks like. Oh, yes.

... Can there at least be - FAIRIES! Where ever we go next?

^{Considering they blew up just before my arrival at that underwater city.}

crackpotcrocker

Mun! Stop sending me to places when there's winter going on. You must be out of your mind! SHUT UP! It's besides the point that I am!

...^{Either that or you enjoy tormenting...}

pinkhatwishing

Are you going to send me back to a game again? It would be really awesome if you did, It's really sucked being stuck in here. Especially without my, uh, goldfish. What do you mean you can't hear my voice as well as the others? What if I shouted REALLY loud, would that work?

crackpotcrocker

( Spoilers for Fairly Odd Christmas )

Don't you have anything more productive you could be doing? Like working on a few - APPS!?

Oh, I see. Now, you're conflicted where in canon to app, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker from!

Or maybe you could just give me a canon push in that magical under the city place?

crackpotcrocker

That was certainly interesting...

Take your time on your final evaluation. ^{Not as if I'm grading you.} Oh, wait! I am!

crackpotcrocker

MUN! If I didn't know any better. You're - JERKING! Like me! ^{What is the word you use?} Ah ha! Spazz!

Did you see a fairy?!

What do you mean I'm a 'hunk of an elf'?!

crackpotcrocker

MUN! What the heck is the matter with you?! Don't you 'suppose' you're thinking of picking up more then you could possibly chew?
^{Yes, I'm well aware that post apocalyptic place is closing soon} but that doesn't mean you have to be considering - THREE different places now.

No wonder I like you. You're - CRAZY! Just like someone I know, yes.

crackpotcrocker

So, mun, two of those - HORRIFIC places are closing. Look who has had the last laugh mun.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

...What was that?!

No! Not another place!

crackpotcrocker

Mun,

Do you have to plot my humiliation on that grand of scale?!

.... You know what. Don't answer that.

crackpotcrocker

MUN! WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

First you dump another 'me' in this place full of baddies with horrible consequences.

And now,

( some triggery content )

Can't.. . you bother any of your other muses?

crackpotcrocker

Mun! Do you have a brain in there? Because if you do, I'd have to give you an - F!

Let's recap, at the duck place, I'm going to capture that invisible boy and prove magic and fairies are actually real and take over the universe! Ha, ha ha ha! I will take over the - BUBBLE! And at the post apocalyptic place.... I suppose there's nothing much to do there but be a jerk.

But that's besides the point! Even if I am a villain I am a school teacher and as such, you start classes in three weeks. Don't bite off more then you can chew.

^{Let's also not forget you're waiting on an app from another place.} ...What do you mean I use to be a sweet kid?
And if you don't listen to me, I'll FAIL you for your last year in college. Ha, ha,ha,ha, ha. [Groans]

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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