On his username and profile. (Heading to asgardeventide!)

[revivepartner]

Dear mun,

This is not funny at all.

Comments

[competition]

[ Oh. Uh.

Hi. ]

Sorry.

[revivepartner]

[Oh, it's... Red...

Awkward.]

Not your fault, he's dumb like that.

[competition]

He's not that bad... [ Be nice to cutest kouhai, Silver. ]

[revivepartner]

...You're joking.

[Because he sure as hell thinks that Ethan's the worst idiot ever.]

[competition]

[ There are worse... We have Touya who is an embarrassment to all champions. ]

I'm... Not. [ Don't question that pause. ] He means well.

[revivepartner]

...I'm pretty sure 'meaning well' does not involve two guys macking on each other.

[B(]

1/2

[competition]

... ... ... ...

[competition]

I thought he was giving you CPR. [ ETHAN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?! ]

[revivepartner]

...

[...

Yeah he's going to clam up now.

AWKWARD.]

[competition]

[ Ah. Awkward silence, Red knows you really well. ]

So... You're coming to Asgard?

[considerate]

[ WOW RUDE ]

[competition]

[ sorry touya...

tumbling spring bears and your girlfriend is your friend ]

[considerate]

[ go die please ]

[shuptosomething]

<sub>[So it's not funny, huh?

Could you say it's unamusing?

Frustrating, even?

Perhaps even delici-- er, deleterious?

There'll just be a Shuppet hovering ever closer because c'mon get more annoyed do it do it do it.]</sub>

[revivepartner]

...?

[The hell are you doing here. He's going to shoo- haha, shoo. You away.]

[shuptosomething]

<sub>[The Shuppet bobs away, offended, at the initial attempt at shooing it - but like a particularly persistent pest, it comes back, just a little bit more sneakily than before.

Secret agent Shuppet.]</sub>

[revivepartner]

...

[Is this thing for real...]

The heck are you doing here?

[candybars]

It's not like that--!!

[revivepartner]

Really.

[Does this face looks like he's amused at all?]

[candybars]

Really...

[ please believe him!!!!!!! ]

[revivepartner]

Just so you know, there's going to be a grave with your name on it if you're being an idiot again.

[Never...!?]

[candybars]

It won't happen again!

[ it will. ]

[revivepartner]

...I'll make sure to stay away from you.

[He doesn't need this idiot in his life. Why did he respect him again???]

[candybars]

...

[ :( but he missed him. ]

[revivepartner]

[He doesn't.]

...You have anything else to say, wimp?