theshadowturnedhero: (Can't do nothin')
[personal profile] theshadowturnedhero
Really? We're really doing this?

Because I gotta tell ya, mundane, I'm fine with the three of us. Its nice to have made a decent first impression on Link and Zelda.

....

Of course I'd like to see mine again. Hard to say if the feeling would be mutual though, ain't it?

...fine, do whatever, but get the idea of enabling villains out of your head?
sellsthneeds: (green suit)
[personal profile] sellsthneeds
Mun, mun, mun.

As great as it would be---my family isn't showing up. Nobody from home is.
foreverfritz: (smug akimbo)
[personal profile] foreverfritz
Maybe we'll be accepted. If we are, I want a giant spider upon arrival.


(Fritz, they eat people.)

I'll name him Mr. Bitey.

(No. Just...no.)
daddyslittlekoopa: (You won't take my Mama!)
[personal profile] daddyslittlekoopa
Mun, you're way too slow!

I've been there since Halloween and all I've got to show for it is a castle and my Clown Car. You know I want Papa to show up there. And my dad's not gonna be happy that all I have is a castle so far.

I mean yeah, a lot of people won't like Mario if he shows his face there, which is good because he'd be in the way if they did. And I've got that thing to make the good guys look really good so trouble stops hitting my castle every time something happens in the city. But that's only two things done! If we're gonna get anyone from home, especially my dad, we have to go bigger. So go think of where you want us to go that will get me there faster!

Going? Good!

Oh, and since you're going to let me get STABBED later, the least you could do is put some more effort into everything.
foreverfritz: (worst fate ever)
[personal profile] foreverfritz
Mun, why didn't you tell me there's a building on fire there? Like---all the time on fire!

*He catches himself, trying to look disinterested.*

....I still don't want to go. And your application will probably need a million revisions, if they don't just reject you right away.

....but....a fire station on fire....and rivers of mercury....those might be a little cool. Sorta.
luckbe_alady: (concerned | unsure | marinette)
[personal profile] luckbe_alady
Is this what you're supposed to do? Well, I guess if its what you do then you have to do it. 

It's just kind of weird to talk to myself .[nervous laugh]


...Please stop trying to make puns, and that traffic light joke is cute and everything, but its not that funny... You won't make me tell the hair joke, will you? [sigh]

Okaaay... Uhh [deep breath and clears throat]

A priest and a hitch hiker are going for a ride and on the way - They - hit a har?. This joke isn't funny... Okay, I'll keep going. They pull over to check on the hare, which is hurt but not dead - this isn't getting better. [annoyed sigh now] Okay. I'll stop. But I don't really like this joke. 

Okay! [says this very quickly] So they pull over to check on the hare, and the hare is just really, really, hurt and so the hitch hiker says he'll take care of it, but the Priest says no. Priest goes to the car and takes out a clear bottle of something then pours it all over the hare, who jumps up waves at the two then hops away. Hops, then waves, hops then waves -[she's mimicking this movement. Hopping and waving like a hare] and keeps doing this until its out of sight. 

The hitch hiker looks at the Priest and says something like "You changed me. I now believe - blah, blah, blah - what was in that bottle? Was it holy water?"
The priest shakes his head and says, "No, my son. Its hair restorer with permanent wave."

[she stops and blinks, then gives a soft laugh] Oh, hey! I get it! Okay that ones bad, but kind of - cute, too. 
 


blednyy_plague_doctor: (Default)
[personal profile] blednyy_plague_doctor
Gospodin Mun,

I was under the impression testing should be done before the application of something - a lesson I admit I didn't know at your age, but still. God only knows why you're under the impression that I have anything to offer one of these games. Have you considered that I might be contagious? I certainly have. I refuse to infect an entire city with something that doesn't have a cure, so if you don't have a way to 'handwave' away that, we're going to have issues.

Now, let us assume for argument's sake you solve that major hang up. What good, exactly, do you think a man from 1947 can do in a setting as many years removed from that as this one alleges to be? All my expertise must be the sort of thing taught to first year medical students these days. If I can't help people, if I can't prevent deaths and save lives, then I have no business being anywhere.

I'm not asking you to reconsider. I don't ask, I demand you do so.

Respectfully,

Dr. Evgeniy Eldarov

moveitfootballhead: (Creepers gonna creep)
[personal profile] moveitfootballhead
What? Am I supposed to suddenly care? Why would I want Football Head around any ways? I got a good thing going at this game you have me in - no blowhard dad, no incompetent mom, and no stupid Football Head to ruin my fun. I got it made, woman, and you're not ruining it.

[Sure, Helga. You're sure not peering over my shoulder, hoping for Arnold to come around, or spying from rooftops to try and get a look at him. Never.]
moveitfootballhead: (This oughta be good)
[personal profile] moveitfootballhead
So you finally got it done, eh Buck-o? It's not bad, I guess. Nice work with all that garbage about me actually being a nice person and lonely and scared. You're really putting one over on them.

[Right, Helga. You keep believing that.]

So now we gotta wait, right? Well, don't worry - they'll take one look at that application, see how great I am, and have to let me join.
1ozstetson: (now hold on pardner)
[personal profile] 1ozstetson
See, now you've got me all a fluster ma'm. On the one hand I ain't too fond of just up and leaving what all I gotta do back at the museum. Ya know Gigantor needs every hand ta help.

[He takes off his hat and sort of holds it awkwardly in his hands.]

Then...then ya go an offer me somethin' like that, and yeah yeah I know it ain't set in stone. I know they might not be wantin' someone like Ol' Jed in their place but...we got a chance yeah?

[Bright grin and he plops the hat back on.]

So let's get goin'! I didn't survive grizzly, Mojaves and politicians jus' so ya can sit on ya fanny and not do nothing about it. I gots a chance ta feel real sunlight, just like I remember! For the first time ever! Oh, ma'm, please, an I ain't one ta beg. Ever, but please ma'm! Get that ol' app in!
on_repeat: (I'm the only one working here)
[personal profile] on_repeat
What is this – a paint bomb in the city, and now a glitter bomb in the habitat station?

...Y'know, I'm not sure if this is any better than being drunk an' throwin' things at th'General.
on_repeat: (I take offense to that)
[personal profile] on_repeat
'Ey. What gives, mun? Makin' me 'fly' because I stepped on a hidden jump spring? I'm an ARC Trooper, not some Shiny who's never set foot outside of Kamino. I shouldn't be makin' that many mistakes jus' 'cause it's a different setting.

[Echo shakes his head.]

Honestly. This is the second time I find out I can't keep my feet on th'ground...

I get how distractin' the whole city can be, but I should be used to its weirdness by now. There's so much t'look into an' research. I have the time t'spare now!

...Waitaminute, hold on there – what d'ya mean, "not this coming week"?
ace_of_hearts: (FUCK NO!)
[personal profile] ace_of_hearts
OF COURSE I DON'T WANT JII-JII TO COME HERE!

ARE YOU INSANE?!

You live with yours! HOW WELL DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU?!

What is this, some sort of crazy mission to spread the pain?!

Oh yeah, I'm sure telling him I have more pirate bros, and one marine brother WOULD summon him, but what the fuck makes you think that's a good thing?!

COME OFF IT! There has to be SOME other way you can entertain yourself! What about that stupid ship thing you keep talking about?! GO DO THAT INSTEAD!

Fuck!
notjustanumber: (Serious business)
[personal profile] notjustanumber
Lot'uv heavy stuff that past week. You sure Echo didn't hear any of it? I'll admit, that wasn't what I'd expect from a Jedi, but if what he said was true, then I can't blame'im for it.

Especially not after...

[Fives shakes his head.]

-well anyway, what's all this about now? A recruitin' mission? Don't know if any'uv our brothers would want to go to a place like this. Sure, a break from th' fighting's nice, but we are still soldiers.

I don't know that any Jedi appearing would make that Kanan guy feel any better about things though. Not that it wouldn't, you know, be nice seein' some familiar faces. Ones that don't shove your brother off of a bridge.
on_repeat: (Come on guys)
[personal profile] on_repeat
So this is what you do? To be honest, it doesn't look too different from sitting at the console for a few days...but you said I was headin' somewhere soon. What can I expect? Ah, no offense, but the way you're keepin' quiet – this is like goin' into a mission blind.

Also, may I give a suggestion, sir? Don't worry about me. I have a few things t'keep myself busy for now. I'm sure you can do the same.

Now, where are the reg manuals for this place...
theremustbemore: (flower)
[personal profile] theremustbemore
Everyone is so upset, after that last post... I hope everything gets back to normal, soon. Maybe my song in the talent show will help everyone forget, somehow... It always worked for Animal Village!

...It's not that I need them to forgive me, or anything. I couldn't have done anything that bad! Haha... Stop imagining things, mun, If anyone has something to be sorry about, I think it's you. You really should have told me everyone would come back to life! 

I've already got enough people to grieve over... [Have a sigh, as her wings droop.]
ace_of_hearts: (Let's get dangerous)
[personal profile] ace_of_hearts
Get off it already!

You're mad about me being stubborn on something? Well, you might as well also get mad about the sun continuing to rise.

Just because some things are bad doesn't mean they all are. Doesn't matter if it's a storm or the end of things, there are some things that I will never let go. Pops is always the best, Marco isn't going to give up without kicking everything in the teeth, and the only way to deal with storms is to get stronger and ride them out. The more people try to fight them, the more it's like swimming against riptides.

Tch... Of course it's not like me fighting against Pops! It's completely different! Stop getting confused damn it and just listen!

If we were supposed to get broken they'd have to try a lot worse than that! Now go do your tags and let's have fun instead of all this bitching about getting things "right!"

Fun fun!

Jul. 9th, 2015 06:09 pm
gatcha_diy_man: (I do what I want)
[personal profile] gatcha_diy_man
That's right mun-chan! Everything takes practice! Just like you're doing right now. Practice~ practice~ practice~

And pretty tape! And scissors~ And glue~! QUICK! I need my collage supplies~!

I'm sure I'll have lots and lots of memories to document when I arrive at my new home! You know lots and lots of the other mun-chans, right? So fun! I'm sure this "WAKE" place will hold lots of amazing adventures.

You can do it! Keep going with the app!

I'm going to sit here and make good luck cranes for you while you work. ♥
mon_dieu: by olrasonicicons (I'm very Well Acquainted Too)
[personal profile] mon_dieu
Let me be getting zis straight.

You are wishing to put myself eento a second game, een ze hopes of 'slightly nicer' things happening to me, to 'balance out' all ze bad ones happening een ze game I am already een?

... I am thinking ze easiest thing to do would me for you to just let me go home.

... Eet was worth a bullet.

[he meant "it was worth a shot".]
blastheart: (On the job)
[personal profile] blastheart
Oi. Mun. We really gotta talk about this.

It's one thing if ya plan ta be killing me off durin' that next storm, but a whole other ta have Yuri be the one ta do it.

Death ain't permanent in Nautilus, so I'll be back after a while. No problem there. But think about how the boy'll take it if he comes back ta his senses and remembers what he's done. C'mon. Ya don't want that. No one does.

[ And he starts mumbling. ]

...'specially me if I got ta find him later an' drag him out of whatever miserable hole he'll hole himself up in.


[ He may be exaggerating, yes. Or at least he hopes he is... ]