Is this what you're supposed to do? Well, I guess if its what you do then you
have to do it.
It's just kind of weird to talk to myself .
[nervous laugh]...Please stop
trying to make puns, and that traffic light joke is cute and everything, but its not
that funny... You won't make me tell the hair joke, will you?
[sigh]
Okaaay... Uhh
[deep breath and clears throat]
A priest and a hitch hiker are going for a ride and on the way - They - hit a har?. This joke isn't funny... Okay, I'll keep going. They pull over to check on the hare, which is hurt but not dead - this isn't getting better.
[annoyed sigh now] Okay. I'll stop. But I don't really like this joke.
Okay!
[says this very quickly] So they pull over to check on the hare, and the hare is just really, really, hurt and so the hitch hiker says he'll take care of it, but the Priest says no. Priest goes to the car and takes out a clear bottle of something then pours it all over the hare, who jumps up waves at the two then hops away. Hops, then waves, hops then waves -[
she's mimicking this movement. Hopping and waving like a hare] and keeps doing this until its out of sight.
The hitch hiker looks at the Priest and says something like "You changed me. I now believe - blah, blah, blah - what was in that bottle? Was it holy water?"
The priest shakes his head and says, "No, my son. Its hair restorer with permanent wave."
[she stops and blinks, then gives a soft laugh] Oh, hey! I get it! Okay that ones bad, but kind of - cute, too.